Michelle Obama: Obesity Is “Absolutely” The Greatest Threat To US Security


Our embassy in Libya is a smoldering ruin. In Egypt the Obama-backed Muslim Brotherhood is encouraging rioters who attacked our embassy in Cairo.

Meanwhile, Michelle Obama would like you to know that the biggest threat to national security is your cheeseburger.

The federal government, under Barack Obama, wants to micro-manage your diet but can’t put together a coherent national security policy.

Rob Port is the editor of SayAnythingBlog.com. In 2011 he was a finalist for the Watch Dog of the Year from the Sam Adams Alliance and winner of the Americans For Prosperity Award for Online Excellence. In 2013 the Washington Post named SAB one of the nation's top state-based political blogs, and named Rob one of the state's best political reporters.

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  • http://nofreelunch.areavoices.com/ Kevin Flanagan

    They always justify increased tyranny by making it a safety/security issue. It’s all done under the guise of “for the common good.”

  • ndoldman

    translation : The money you spend on food could go to the government, and me and the girls need to go on more trips, you fat people are waisting my vacation money on excess food.

    • Spartacus

      I vote we send her on a North African Tour. I hear that region is particularly beautiful this time of year. Maybe she and the pups could even convince hubby forgo the tee times to tag along this time, or at least we could hope.

  • http://ndgoon.blogspot.com Goon

    I would say that her husband’s foreign policy…

  • Harold

    I agree with Michelle and I don’t agree with her on many things, but fat obese people can’t fight in a war zone, can’t do many jobs because of the excess lbs and need more medical care then people who control their weight. Food, booze, anything used in excess is no good for anyone. I don’t think the govt should regulate food or anything we eat, not their job to do so.

    • robert108

      All the more reason to return the healthcare industry to the private sector and individual choices.

  • WOOF

    Some drinks improve vision and reduce body fat

    • $8194357

      Democrat kool aid?

    • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

      What ever was in that glass, conservatives drink by the gallon.

  • robert108

    “The federal government, under Barack Obama, wants to micro-manage your diet but can’t put together a coherent national security policy.”
    Or an economically sane energy policy, or a coherent policy for private sector business, or…

  • mickey_moussaoui

    Michelle should register her fat ass with national security

    • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

      I believe you are speaking about the nation’s Strategic Lipids Reserves. (Obama taps that in times of extreme emergency!)

      • $8194357

        Prefers older white gentlemen is what I read today.

        • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

          If you’re trying to scare me, it’s working!

          • $8194357

            Don’t worry…
            He’s got Biden…



            “Obama was personally involved in the gay bar scene.”
            “If you just hang out at these bars, the older guys who have been frequenting these gay bars for 25 years will tell you these stories,” DuJan said. “Obama used to go to the gay bars during the week, most often on Wednesday, and they said he was very much into older white guys.”

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    “Greatest Threat To US Security” Didn’t Barry tell us the most dangerous place to be was between Michelle and a taco?

  • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

    6 Americans shot dead in an Sikh temple in America, by a right-wing Nationalist, Rob doesn’t say a word. 4 Americans killed as a result of a right-wing Christian extremist taunting Islamic radical extremists, and Rob thinks Americans are in danger based on what happens outside of our country.

    • http://Sayanythingblog.com The Whistler

      You really are deranged. All along I thought that maybe, just maybe, you were pretending.

      • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

        Well, in all due respect, that’s because your stupid, Whislter.

        Americans are in danger in THIS country, and are getting murdered by people like the mad man who shot up the Sikh temple.

        In fact, your very own Phil Gray makes similar threats against Americans. He’s on your side as well.

        I’m not afraid of Muslims in Cairo, I’m afraid of nuts like the guy who shot up the church, and guys like Phil, who represent SAB conservatives.

        • http://Sayanythingblog.com The Whistler

          Won’t your tin foil hat protect you?

          • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

            So the fact that a Sikh temple was shot up and actual death threats were posted on this blog, by SAB conservatives, are akin to people believing in flying saucers, in your mind?

            Did you eat fucktard chips as a child?

          • http://Sayanythingblog.com The Whistler

            If you’re scared you should take direction from your “Dear Leader” and go around and apologize to all of the Neo Nazis. That should make you feel safe.

          • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

            They have you guys to apologize for them.

        • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

          “Well, in (sic) all due respect, that’s because your (sic) stupid, Whislter. (sic) ”

          News flash for the clueless, Hanni Boo Boo: whenever you feel like calling someone else “stupid”, not making three mistakes in the sentence you use to do it always helps!

          You may now return to your irrelevance and name calling in lieu of argument, Tiny Apostrophobic Troll.

  • http://realitybasedbob.sayanythingblog.com/ realitybasedbob

    Overheard on the soft streets of Fargo:

    That Musshell Ublama is fat.

    Yea, shes fat.

    Yer hot, wanna go to my howse, drink some Giant Slurps and later vote for Romaney?

    OK, do you got extra diabetes needles?

    • Spartacus

      Different stroke for different folks RBB. It’s okay from this side of the aisle that you want to pork with “Jabba the slut”, but you should keep your fantasize to your self. TMI dude!

  • Thresherman

    If Obesity is the biggest threat to national security, then this beyotch with her ax handle wide ass is a wmd.

  • Davoarid

    Suppose McDonalds announces that its latest supply of beef has been tainted with arsenic. So, 5% OF 5% of their burgers will contain arsenic. Experts believe that using the beef will probably result in the deaths of 5,000 customers. Should McDonalds have the right to sell that product without notifying their customers?

    • Onslaught1066

      “Arsenic is a naturally occurring element that’s found in soil and water.”

      We all look forward to your imminent death by thirst and starvation.

      Your continued irrelevant and insane musing on this board will,of course, be looked upon as the evidence of total rampant hypocrisy that it is.

  • http://flamemeister.com flamemeister

    There is no doubt that obesity is the biggest threat to national security; more specifically, it is the superabundance of fat in the heads of the Obama’s.

  • Willy Lepinkroder

    I think Michelle was talking about Rush Limbaugh. That pig is a real threat

  • ndguy1722

    Obesity is the biggest threat to national security? if that is so, then she needs to start with herself and her fat head.

  • kurti

    i was totally unaware of arsenic in beef as said by davoraid. i went back too a food processing book recently bought and verified , yes they do treat with arsenic to give it longer life to be used and prevents fast rotting. there are more hurt burning facts about food processing , can get the book at http://www.mallxs.com/books

    • http://flamemeister.com flamemeister

      Irradiation—which is a superb way to extend shelf-life of many food products—would virtually eliminate such problems. But primitive minds prevail, filled with all sorts of primitive bug-a-boos about invisible forces that have bad associations. Thousands of lives would be saved, thousands of tons of food would not be thrown out, and the only effect it has is to reduce the content of a couple of vitamins somewhat. I have not yet seen anything comparing vitamin loss by irradiation to vitamin loss by traditional processing, but I suspect such losses equal or surpass those caused by irradiation.