Michael Moore Comes To His Senses

Election conspiracy theorists take heed: Your leader has admitted defeat.

Newsmax – Democrat conspiracy mongers currently pushing for a recount in Ohio in hopes of overturning the presidential election got no help last night from conspiracy monger-in-chief, Michael Moore, who told “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno that President Bush won the contest fair and square.
Asked why Democratic hopes went up in smoke on Election Day, Moore said simply, “I think Bush got more votes.”
“The Republicans – I’ll give them this – they had a story to tell,” the Bush-bashing filmmaker conceded. “The Democrats, oftentimes, aren’t very good at telling a story.”
Moore explained:
“And the [Bush] story was: Out of the ashes of September 11 rose one man. And he stood on the rubble of lower Manhattan with a bullhorn and he said, ‘I will protect you.’
“And he did,” Moore added, as the audience began to applaud. “And we were never attacked again.”
Dressed in a business suit and clean-shaven for the first time in years, Moore couldn’t resist inserting the caveat: “That has nothing to do with whether we will be attacked again.”

If Michael Moore, he of Fahrenheit 9/11 paranoia fame, can admit defeat why can’t the rest of the left?
Update:
Old Mike looked…down-right respectable on the show. I’m amazed.