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What about Teddy Kennedy’s broken liquor bottles?

It is exactly this sort of mindless stupidity that makes me think how much better off the rest of the  country would be if we could just seal the borders to the state of Massachusetts, and turn it into some sort rustic internment camp for liberals.  They could even become economically self-sufficient by charging admission to go out to Martha’s Vineyard and look at the windmills from Walter Cronkite’s front porch or the Kennedy family compound.

After all, FDR, that grand Pooh-bah of Democratic liberalism did it to Japanese-American citizens during WWII.  Why can’t we now do the same thing to those who present a real threat to the rest of the country, if only by their sheer inanity?  Besides, if Ted Kennedy and John Kerry weren’t allowed out to attend to the business of the US Senate, I promise no one would ever know the difference. 

Bat one… We might notice how nice it would be without Teddy?

Zsa-Zsa,

Quite possibly, but on the other hand we’ve had 20 years to notice John Kerry’s absence, and it really doesn’t seem to have made much difference to anyone, even those who keep sending him.

Bat one… Can’t argue with that! John Kerry only shows up for the big publicity issues. I wonder if J Kerry can count with his hoofs?

Notice that this lets you register a machete, so you can carry one.  Our knives are already strictly non-transportable.

Bat One said, They could even become economically self-sufficient by charging admission to go out to Martha’s Vineyard and look at the windmills from Walter Cronkite’s front porch or the Kennedy family compound.

Windmills? Surely you jest. Kennedy is killing that idea. Windmills would ruin his view.

I have had local cops on the Cape give me a hard time about carrying a Buck110 on my belt. Good thing they did not know about the Emerson CQC9 or Kershaw springlok I carry too, they would have become very soggy and hard to light I’m sure.