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Man Denied Threesome, Gets Beat Up By Wife

The Daily News Journal - A wife who had sex with another woman, but refused to let her husband join them, was arrested after assaulting and kicking him out of the house Saturday, Murfreesboro Police reported.

Jessica Lynn Membrila, 22, of 326 Lilly Lane was charged with domestic assault in a fight with her husband, Celso Membrila, 28, of Lilly Lane, Officer Bryant Mitchell reported.

The husband told Mitchell he and his wife invited a woman, identified only as Sarah, to their home for drinks.

"Mr. Membrila stated that as they were drinking, Mrs. Membrila and Sarah began having intimate relations," Mitchell reported. "Mr. Membrila watched his wife and Sarah have sexual intercourse for awhile and then he tried to join the two."

His wife denied him from joining in, the officer reported. The husband watched the two women for a while longer until Sarah left.

"Mrs. Membrila started an argument with Mr. Membrila about trying to hook up with Sarah," Mitchell reported. "Mrs. Membrila then started (a) fight with Mr. Membrila scratching up his neck and the back side of his body and kicked him out of the house."

The husband called police. The wife refused to talk with Mitchell. When the officer arrested her for domestic assault, she allegedly pushed away and tried to resist by stiffening her body.

Mitchell booked her into Rutherford County Adult Detention Center. A hearing is set Feb. 1 in General Sessions Court.


I'm sure their parents are so proud of them.

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If nosie little fuckers like you didn’t publish shit like this, my personal life would STAY personal and my perents wouldn’t know.  Don’t you wish you could have watched!!!!!

Fuck you all,
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Jessica Mambrila on November 16, 2006 at 01:45 pm
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If nosie little fucks like you didn’t publish shit like this, my personal life would STAY personal, and my perents wouldn’t know!!!!!!!

Fuck you,
jess

Jessica Membrila on November 16, 2006 at 01:49 pm

I would have gotten away with it too except for those meddling kids.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 01:50 pm
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Don’t you wish you could have watched!!!!!

Well, that depends.

Are you hot?


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Rob on November 16, 2006 at 01:53 pm

Great, another Margaret Cho moment for Rob.  :(


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 01:55 pm
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Maybe not.  Let’s wait and see how Jessica responds.


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Rob on November 16, 2006 at 01:57 pm

I think this is her.

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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 02:02 pm
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Maybe…

Oh, wait...didn’t I see that one in your family reunion album?


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Rob on November 16, 2006 at 02:05 pm

No, that was your high school prom date.


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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 02:08 pm
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He’s lucky the other women didn’t help his wife beat him.

Cousin Butch is known as a tough women in Tennesee.

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Oh sweet valkyrie, take me away to Valhalla…

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No, that was your high school prom date.

Oh baloney.  Your family did a Warcraft theme for your family reunion.  You told me that like...six months ago.


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Rob on November 16, 2006 at 02:43 pm

Oh baloney.  Your family did a Warcraft theme for your family reunion.  You told me that like...six months ago.

If my family was allowed to go armed to family reunions there’d be a lot of casualties.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 03:27 pm

Ah, hell, in 2 branchs of my family gun fire is an integral part of the reunion.


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2Hotel9 on November 16, 2006 at 03:34 pm

I heard in Pennsylvania the gene pool ain’t real deep.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 16, 2006 at 03:35 pm

Hell, in some parts of Pensylvania they don’t so much have family trees as they have family wreaths...it just goes around and around.

Seth Williams on November 16, 2006 at 05:31 pm

I would have to agree, from some of the examples in our State and Federal government.


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2Hotel9 on November 16, 2006 at 06:27 pm
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My family has a flow chart…


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Rob on November 16, 2006 at 08:02 pm
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Actually she looks more like this.Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com

crscout117 on November 17, 2006 at 08:25 am

I see she’s wearing one of those husband beater t-shirts.  I’m not surprised.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 08:32 am

I guess that’s why straight men shouldn’t marry lesbians. Seems pretty simple to me.


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 09:01 am

Don’t you wish you could have watched!!!!!

Well, that depends.
Are you hot?

Rob. I zoomed in and enhanced the “husband beater” photo and decided you probably wouldn’t want to watch…
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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 09:30 am

Although maybe you could get her to wear one of these:
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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 09:38 am

So… this story is lost and forgotten for the better part of two years until Jessica “Einstein” Mambrila comes along to comment and tips everyone off.

No one is that stupid, right?

On second thought, Snorkle’s picture of her answers my question.


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Hoodlumman on November 17, 2006 at 09:39 am

Fuck you all,
Jess

I think that’s a ‘come on’ given the nature of this girl.


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 09:44 am
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First off, shitty photo shop job dude. Second, off she isn’t with her husband any more she is with me. Third, it has nothing to do with her tipping you guys off. It has to do with a bunch of fat ass lazy fuckers with nothing better to do than sit around on their vibrating ass plugs and make fun of someone else to feel better about themselves. Oh, what a sad life you lead.

crscout117 on November 17, 2006 at 10:07 am
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But, then again. It isn’t like what you have to say actually matters in life any way. Is it?

crscout117 on November 17, 2006 at 10:08 am
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I think that’s a ‘come on’ given the nature of this girl.

Only if you’re female, it is.

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Third, it has nothing to do with her tipping you guys off.

Sure it does.  This post is nearly two years old.  We’d all forgotten about it.  Heck, I’d forgotten I wrote it.  Then Jess posts, and we all get a big laugh out of it.

It isn’t like what you have to say actually matters in life any way. Is it?

True.  But then you’re here responding, so maybe on some level it does matter.

Personally, I think this is the funniest thread ever on this blog.  It’s certainly brought the politically divided readers of this blog together in a show of bi-partisanship.


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Rob on November 17, 2006 at 10:15 am

she is with me

wow. that’s honesty for ya. does she only let you watch or did she learn her lesson? got any recent black eyes?

I think this is the funniest thread ever on this blog

probably true. although the polygamist one was funny. that stan guy. i got QUITE A CHUCKLE OUT OF THAT.

shitty photo shop job dude

dude. if you want to pay an hourly fee i can do much better. maybe clean up a version for your wallet to show the family? get rid of some of those female pubes stuck in her teeth?


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 10:27 am

First off, shitty photo shop job dude.

I guess you’re supposed to make her less ugly.

Oh, what a sad life you lead.

I would call it more whimsical.

Why would you post a picture of the man-beater if you didn’t expect some good-natured kidding around?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 10:54 am

It has to do with a bunch of fat ass lazy fuckers with nothing better to do than sit around on their vibrating ass plugs and make fun of someone else to feel better about themselves.

I AM NOT LAZY!


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Hoodlumman on November 17, 2006 at 11:00 am
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I guess you’re supposed to make her less ugly.

I think maybe he didn’t put enough hair in the unibrow.


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Rob on November 17, 2006 at 11:01 am

I’m still not totally convinced that the person in that photo isn’t a dude.

This whole thing smells kind of fishy.


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Hoodlumman on November 17, 2006 at 11:05 am

I’m sure it does.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 11:08 am
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I guess freedom of speech is a wonderful thing in this country. I suspect if I seen a post of one of you guys; I would poke fun as well. Just for reference, she has never tried to deny me anything. I am 8 inches taller than her and I out weigh her by around 60 lbs.
She is a wonderful little freak! Enjoy your fun.

crscout117 on November 17, 2006 at 11:09 am

I am 8 inches taller than her and I out weigh her by around 60 lbs.

That is so sweet. Where do you buy your armor. 


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 11:12 am

shitty photo shop job dude

How’s this:
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That lipstick is pretty hot.


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 11:12 am
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She is a wonderful little freak!

Oh behave.


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Rob on November 17, 2006 at 11:14 am

You shouldn’t wear so much eye make-up.  My sister wears to much mackup.  It makes her look cheap.

Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  To the best of my memory.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 11:16 am

"Makes her look like a whore.”

I think that was the line, Whister.


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Hoodlumman on November 17, 2006 at 11:18 am

You could be right, I’m looking for a WAV file to link to.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 11:21 am

I think Boy George’s face is an improvement… nothing like this though:
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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 11:25 am

Here’s the quote:

“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”

Snorkle I think you’re finally getting your photoshop skills down.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 11:27 am

Snorkle!!

HAWTEST PIC EVAH!!!!11


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Hoodlumman on November 17, 2006 at 11:28 am
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Is Scarlett a lesbian?


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Rob on November 17, 2006 at 12:23 pm

Is Scarlett a lesbian?

I could straighten her out.  At least I’d be willing to try.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 12:25 pm

Oh My Gosh! This is way too funny!  Those red lips are beautiful…

Zsa Zsa on November 17, 2006 at 01:42 pm

Dumbest Thread Ever!

We really are stupider now.

freerepublicans.com on November 17, 2006 at 02:24 pm

shhh, freeps a little sensitive about getting beat up by a girl.  Let’s talk about something else until he leaves.


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The Whistler on November 17, 2006 at 03:50 pm

We really are stupider now.

I don’t know freep. Now I know if the girl wants to do another girl and doesn’t want to involve me I should just take a walk. Don’t wanna get beat up by Boy George now do I?


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 17, 2006 at 06:02 pm
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I personally think all this is funny and rather flattering. This however of course is not the whole story. This story was depicted by my ex-husband, as you read I did not comment. Now if you all actually want to spend your time fucking with my picture and making comments of your own, disputing back and forth, that’s cool.
There have been 552 hits on this stupid stoy, now if you are really that interested in my life, maybe I should post pics of my next threesom.

Jessica Membrila on November 20, 2006 at 05:39 am

[M]aybe I should post pics of my next threesom. (sic)

Bestiality is illegal in all 50 states.


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Hoodlumman on November 20, 2006 at 05:46 am
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Bezu-great pics-- I especially liked the one where the Grizz is chasing the golfers. LOL

Joel on November 20, 2006 at 05:50 am

Jess, your the one that made your life public, and you keep adding to it. Not especially intelligent, are you?


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2Hotel9 on November 20, 2006 at 06:01 am
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Hey if nothing else you display more of that fabulous art work and “color” some more.

jess on November 20, 2006 at 06:02 am

jess
how much time does it take you to get into makeup before you go caving?
and what’s up with the Scarlett pic? how much did that surgery set you back? if i was a doc i would hit you for like 15 large just to go after that unibrow.
p.s. - maybe if you let this thread be forgotten again we won’t be inspired to amuse ourselves with your personal life.
p.p.s. - if you don’t want your TWOsomes to be public don’t be a manbeater. manbeater! manbeater!


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Sparkie Arbuckle on November 20, 2006 at 06:07 am

You really don’t keep track of who is laughing at you, and who is laughing about you. For the sake of clarity, I am doing both. You are the most masochistic loser to come through here in a long time. Keep the laughs coming, stupid.


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2Hotel9 on November 20, 2006 at 06:07 am
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Okay 2Hotel9 you are right, not that I’m not intellegent, but that i started this again. I did not know this story was here, until I posted a comment. How do you find somthing like this about yourself and not comment? That was a shitty picture of me anyways, and that night I was so drunk I ‘m suprised I could even move, which i understand does nothing for my intellegence arguement, but anyhow I’m done now. SOBER and moving on, ya’ll have fun.

jess on November 20, 2006 at 06:36 am
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So how did the trial go?  That’s what I’m wondering.  Let’s get some updates in hya.

...and I would go look them up myself, but I’m too fat and lazy and sitting on a vibrating butt-plug.  Or something.

JR Ewing on November 20, 2006 at 01:49 pm

maybe I should post pics of my next threesom.

So you admit there HAVE been threesomes?  I think that gives your (ex)husband a very valid complaint for being denied.

Your girlfriend doesn’t wear armor to bed, does she?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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