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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Like Water Off A DUCK’S Back

Group Trying to Stop Duck Boats in NYC


Ducks travel streets like buses, then descend by ramp into water and travel like boats. Some were initially built as military troop carriers known as DUKWs and have been retrofitted for tourism, while others were built new. They each carry about 50 passengers.

The Port Imperial company has received the needed permits from the state Department of Environmental Conservation and is awaiting a final one from the Army Corps of Engineers, court papers say.

But Transportation Alternatives, which promotes bicycling, skating and walking instead of using cars, says the ducks will pick up "dirt, oil and other contaminants," and then deposit them in the river when the ducks enter the water. The group also points out that the ducks will cross the Greenway, a path used by 10,000 people a day along the Hudson River, every 4.5 to 6 minutes (10 to 14 crossings an hour).


Will these tree hugging morons ban rain next? It washes all of the "dirt, oil and other contaminants," into the river too, or at least the part that the wind and these proposed DUKS doesn't. The rain does a much better job of it too.

Comments

Avatar for Brooke

Ugh. Let’s all go back to living in huts and caves, why don’t we?

I’m so sick of the environmentalist junk. If I hear Al Gore start up on "global warming" one more time…

Brooke on April 19, 2006 at 09:03 am
Avatar for richard

Seems that there are a ton of other doable/reasonable issues that they couls spending there energy on, I mean bullwinkle is right the rain washes this crap into the river as well.

Oh and that river is probably cleaner today than it was just twenty years ago.

richard on April 19, 2006 at 09:34 am
Avatar for Seth Yantiss

What about "real" ducks?  They track junk into the water… and poop there too!   BAN ALL DUCKS!

Seth Yantiss on April 19, 2006 at 09:40 am
Avatar for richard

You got me to thinking about the extremes some people go to Seth.

Isn’t the river the real problem here, if it wasn’t there we would not have to worry about any polution going in on a DUK or a DUCK. This mentality works for the book burners of the world why not the tree huggers?

richard on April 19, 2006 at 09:44 am
Avatar for Seth Yantiss

Great Point Richard!!!!

 

BAN RAIN!!!!!  DOWN WITH WATER!!!!!   MARS HAS IT RIGHT!!!!   wink

Seth Yantiss on April 19, 2006 at 10:03 am
Avatar for Andrew

Some were initially built as military troop carriers known as DUKWs and have been retrofitted for tourism, while others were built new.

These are the worst inventions ever. Over here they have tours in Philly using these vehicles. In fact they’re actually shaped like giant ducks. Now it sounds real cute in theory, but it doesn’t help that the company that runs the tours hands out little duck whistles to every single passanger. I’ll be walking down South street minding my own business when all of a sudden I’m bombarded with a symphony of kazoos.

Anyone else have these obnoxious tours in their cities?

Andrew on April 19, 2006 at 10:30 am
Avatar for Zsa Zsa

Is there anything that will satisfy a environmentalist? Do they want us to apologize for being alive? Even the poor cows get in trouble for "going to the bathroom"…

Zsa Zsa on April 19, 2006 at 11:14 am
Avatar for Brooke

HAHAHAHAHA!

 I suppose if we all lived in communes, wore hemp clothes and eschewed any sort of technology, we’d be alright by them.
 

Brooke on April 19, 2006 at 01:37 pm
Avatar for Zsa Zsa

Do you know what ducks eat in egypt?… Cairo crackers!

Zsa Zsa on April 19, 2006 at 01:41 pm
Avatar for Brooke

So why did I have to E-check my car if the cows are the ones doing the most damge?

 

Brooke on April 19, 2006 at 02:12 pm
Avatar for Brooke

HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, and if I could fart into my gas tank I could get to the grocery store and back!

 How many cow toots do you think it would take to heat my modest home?

Brooke on April 19, 2006 at 02:22 pm
Avatar for Zsa Zsa

Doc! How can you think about steak at a time like this? OH! it is almost time for dinner…

Zsa Zsa on April 19, 2006 at 02:22 pm
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What would vegans think about harnessing methonal?

Zsa Zsa on April 19, 2006 at 02:39 pm
Avatar for Brooke

Yeah, really. I guess they could heat their homes with vegtable oil rather than good, old-fashioned petrol…

 Not that I’d be opposed to other means of energy, as long as they were cost-effective and worked well.
 

Brooke on April 19, 2006 at 02:45 pm
Avatar for Zsa Zsa

I can’t stop laughing! ....Brooke you are a hoot! HA…

Zsa Zsa on April 19, 2006 at 04:08 pm
Avatar for Donald

Here’s a real duck tale (well a joke actually):

Donald on July 20, 2006 at 11:01 am
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