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We don’t vote for the “hippest” candidate - that’s for certain.  If we did, Al Gore would have won 98% of the popular vote back in 2000.

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Is there a whiter man in America than Mitt Romney?

I still think I’m gonna pull for him, now that Fred’s out of it.

J.

Is there a whiter man in America than Mitt Romney?

Is that a race-based insult coming from a skin-color judgment?  Just asking.

If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert, I’m invoking the “my peeps” defense. I’m a white guy in one of the whitest states (New Hamsphire). As an uber-honkie, I’m entitled to mock others of my group.

J.

That’s the leftie excuse.

If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

Of little doubt, Jay Tea.

Robert, you might consider checking within yourself lest you could possibly wreck yourself.

This is true!

Holler!  Peace to all your friends and closest relatives.

I have exited.

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r-Gumby is disgruntled because he believes he is the whitest man in America.

“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

Cringe moment???

You libs will have to do better than that!!! 

If that’s a “cringe moment,” you libs must run for the bomb shelter every time Hillary and/or Bill open their mouth.....

baha Men Who Let The Dogs Out ,1998

Say, A doggy is nuttin’ if he don’t have a bone All dogy hold ya’ bone, all doggy hold it

A doggy is nuttin’ if he don’t have a bone All dogy hold ya’ bone, all doggy hold it

Oh, were this truly the most cringe-inducing moment in politics this year!

(sorry, Rob, I can think of a few others that outrank this by far...you’ve posted on a few of ‘em)

Cringe moment???
You libs will have to do better than that!!! 
If that’s a “cringe moment,” you libs must run for the bomb shelter every time Hillary and/or Bill open their mouth.....

This is a conservative board.  All the people attacking Mitt are conservatives.

How do you spell Republican?
M-I-T-T

talk about completely out of touch....but that should do it...that should win him the nomination…

Is there a whiter man in America than Mitt Romney?

Oh, I think Ned Flanders is a darn sight more white than Romney, and even Homo Simpson (no typo there, just trying to expose the gayness of the Simpsons).

Oh, I think Ned Flanders is a darn sight more white than Romney, and even Homo Simpson (no typo there, just trying to expose the gayness of the Simpsons).

Wow, you’re clever.  Can you explain more of your jokes to me?

Hi Hawk.....

Thanks for your valuable insight ~~ all the people attacking Mr. Romney on this site are conservative, eh? 

Wanna share some of your other beliefs with us?

I think I need my TV fixed. I’ve always seen Ned Flanders and the Simpsons as yellow.

And fictional.

J.

And a big shout-out to my bros, the OGs! (That’s “Ofay Geezers” to those of you who ain’t down wit it.) Whitey in da hizouse!

From what I have read, Romney did just “break into this chorus spontaneously”.

Someone in the crowd yelled:

“Who let you out dog?!”

To which Romney did the little song thing.

CONCLUSION:
Once you know the context, it is not nearly as cringe-worthy as one would think.  That being said, Romney shouldn’t try to be funny or hip.  It doesn’t suit him.  People look at him and think “uptight CEO type” and THAT is exactly what he should be.

People are most comfortable with you when you are what they expect, as you are thus confirming to them their judgement and enforcing their own self-esteem by telling them they were “right” in their judgement.

So, Romney (if you are reading this - lol), stay away from the hip.  Stay away from the funny.  Just be an uptight, serious business wonk.  That’s what we expect and admire.

P.S.

This is no more cringe-worthy than McCain referring the “German President Putin”.

Oops, edit previous post:

Romney did NOT just “break into this chorus spontaneously”.

Ah, Mitt.  I wonder who he’s got his money on for the World Series between the Pats and the Giants?

World Series?????

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

He needs his pipes cleaned by a black hooker.

I bet he took a hot bleach shower after that encounter.

We’re in deep doodoo folks.

Condoleezza” in Italian means “with sweetness!

Sweetness, ya don’t say - And here I thought it was german for:

“Chevron board of directors’ member who will have an oil tanker named after her, only to have it renamed because it would be a dead give away as to a texas governor’s agenda when she would join him as a special campaign aide because you know getting an oil tanker named after you is no big deal, right?”

“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob