Kerry Issues Standard Political Non-Apology For Insulting Troops

The media is saying that Kerry has apologized:

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The White House is even accepting Kerry’s apology (from the article linked above):

The White House accepted Kerry’s statement. “Senator Kerry’s apology to the troops for his insulting comments came late but it was the right thing to do,” said Dana Perino, deputy press secretary.

But did Kerry really apologize? I don’t think so. Here’s the text of his apology from his website:

As a combat veteran [he can't even apologize without mentioning that he served in Vietnam....], I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.
I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.
It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight for a change of course to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops.

So, in summary, Kerry is sorry that none of us understood what he was trying to say. And he’s also sorry if any of our troops were offended because they couldn’t understand what he was trying to say. Plus, Republicans are doodie heads.
Wonderful.
What he’s not sorry for, though, is actually saying what he said.
This is the standard apology all celebrities and politicians issue when they say something really dumb or offensive. “I’m sorry you found it offensive.” Well I’m sorry, but that isn’t really an apology.
I also find it interesting that all the media pundits on CNN and MSNBC are busy going on and on about how an “off hand political comment” could cause such a media storm. It’s like they’re shocked about this or something, which is odd because the exact same thing happened to Trent Lott with his Strom Thurmond comments. And Rush Limbaugh with his Michael J. Fox comments. And some others that I can’t seem to think of right now.
I think what the journalists in the media are shocked about is that they’re being expected to cover Kerry’s dumb comments in the same sensationalist, over-the-top, never-ending manner that they cover every miscue by a conservative political figure.

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  • Pilgrim

    It was a non-apology. He said he was sorry because he had been misinterpreted. He never said he was sorry for the comment. Typical Kerry doublespeak. The worst part of it is that the main stream media are letting it go at that.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    John Kerry was in Vietnam? Have we heard that before.

    It was a non-apology. He said he was sorry because he had been misinterpreted.

    I think it was more like he's sorry we're too flippin' stupid to get the joke.

    The worst part of it is that the main stream media are letting it go at that.

    The worst part IMO is that they are saying he apologized without ever covering what he said in the first place. (At least CNN Radio news).

  • Doctor Raoul

    <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0TnqUlB4Gg">WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

    What the hell was he thinking?

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    What the hell was he thinking?

    What the hell are you thinking?

    Any more misleading propaganda vids up your sleave?

  • http://angrychad.blogspot.com/ Chad

    "I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended."

    If that's not an apology, I don't know what is. Seriously, if this is the best you guys can come up with, Tuesday should bring good news for the Democrats.

  • Mickey

    He's sorry alright.

    A sorry ass.

    At least we won't have to look at this sorry excuse for a man in the 2008 election.

    Oh, I'm sorry, was I being politically insensitive. Maybe you just misunderstood what I was saying.

    My bad.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    Chad tries to pull a fast one, If that's not an apology, I don't know what is.

    You spin. Spin spin spin Chad! Why do you quote it like that was the full thought and sentence? Why not quote the whole sentence? We know why.

    You left off the qualifier. Here's the full quote:

    As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to, any troop. I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

    In other words: I'm sorry that you guys were stupid.

    It's not an apology Chad.

    Seriously, if this is the best you guys can come up with, Tuesday should bring good news for the Democrats.

    Yeah yeah yeah. We've heard this before every election. Go ahead and read what was written in 2004. You guys were supposed to be a shoo-in, remember?

  • http://angrychad.blogspot.com/ Chad

    So let me get this straight, you want him to apologize for something he didn't even say? Something that a bunch of backward-thinking, nuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers infered because they didn't understand?

    Ah well, anything to keep people's mind off of the real issues I suppose – the massive failure of the current party in power. Where's Bush's apology for lying about WMDs and killing 3,000 American soliders as a result?

    Yeah yeah yeah. We've heard this before every election. Go ahead and read what was written in 2004. You guys were supposed to be a shoo-in, remember?

    A few well placed, rigged elections in Ohio and Florida aren't going to work this time.

  • Mickey

    Posted by SC&A

    It doesn't really matter if he "really meant" President Bush or not. Kerry has just demonstrated that for all of his vaunted "nuance" and supposed intelligence, he's not really ready for prime time. The guy who spent 20 years in the senate moving no real legislation beyond "special days for special people" might be a smoother speaker than Bush, but he's got his own deficiencies in the speaking area, and he's showcasing them.

    There is an art to good politics and there is a rule, too – and it's a really simple one, but so many politicians can't follow it, particularly if they have delusions of genius. The Rule goes like this: If you screw up, whether because you're an idiot, or you're just having a bad day, or a mic was left on – whatever – and you say something deplorable (even if it just sounds deplorable but you meant it well…) you admit it, you make a joke at your own expense and you apologize – even a half-assed apology will usually do.

    In fact, he's not worthy to shine the shoes of any of the men and women serving honorably in Iraq, regardless of whether they have an ivy league degree, or a simple GED diploma, because the ignorant crap that comes out of his mouth proves he is nothing but a flip-flopping knucklehead who seems to be too stupid, too caught up in his insecurities and his Beacon Hill pretensions, and just plain too dishonorable to even understand what our military men and women are doing…or that it takes some serious smarts to cover men from a crippled chopper and then land it safely (or to fly a fighter jet) and it takes enormous personal courage to put yourself at risk to save your platoon.

    What stunning disrespect to our military men and women by a man who clearly has no regard for their service and too much regard (though little self-respect) for himself.

    John Kerry is a counter to the argument that "the military instills discipline and makes you grow up." He's never managed it. All he is, is one more boomer who is nothing but a perpetual, petulant adolescent.

    While he is free to make the ‘joke,' others are just as free to be repulsed by his attempt at humor.

    In fact, Mr Kerry may have done the Democrats a favor. They finally have an excuse to get rid of him and other candidates cut of the same cloth. Historically, Democrat candidates were ‘of the people.' Kerry is a pretend blue-blood (living off his wife's fortune) that has yet to decipher that the Kennedy clan political successes were achived because the Kennedy's were portrayed as ‘real people,' despite their wealth and because the Kennedy's were seen to be icons to which every American could aspire.

    There is no long list of anybody wanting to be just like John Kerry.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    Chad assumes, So let me get this straight, you want him to apologize for something he didn't even say?

    I don't want him to do anything Chad. I could care less at this point. Kerry has been insulting the military and it's men since the 1970's. All it has gotten him is anger from our military and contempt at the polls. It hurts Democrats every time he opens his mouth. I hope he keeps on talking.

    Something that a bunch of backward-thinking, nuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers infered because they didn't understand?

    Well that's mature. Perhaps you're projecting here because I just quoted Kerry (something you didn't quite do). What he said both times is pretty obvious.

    What is it with the knuckle dragging charge anyways? Is that something you learned on the playground?

    Ah well, anything to keep people's mind off of the real issues I suppose – the massive failure of the current party in power.

    It's always the Republicans' fault, isn't it?

    Where's Bush's apology for lying about WMDs and killing 3,000 American soliders as a result?

    There was no "lying" and Bush didn't kill any American soldiers.

    Oh wait! The whole world was lying and this idiot named Bush convinced them, before he was even President, that Saddam had WMDs. It's all a conspiracy!

    A few well placed, rigged elections in Ohio and Florida aren't going to work this time.

    You got proof or is this just another one of your paranoid conspiracies?

    Btw – Bush won Ohio because of people like me voting for him in Ohio. (Here's your cue to huff and puff, invent some more wild conspiracies, and call me names.)

  • http://angrychad.blogspot.com/ Chad

    As opposed to Bush, who's just a good ol' boy from a poor family?

    10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." –LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

    9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." –Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
    8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." –second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

    7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." –Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

    6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." –Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

    4) "They misunderestimated me." –Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

    3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" –Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

    2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

    1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    As opposed to Bush, who's just a good ol' boy from a poor family?

    Class envy. (We don't fall for it here.)

    What's your point Chad? Yes, Bush often stumbles onto his own speech. The difference is that he laughs about it and doesn't make ridiculous excuses.

    So again – what's your point?

  • Wither

    So let me get this straight, you want him to apologize for something he didn't even say? Something that a bunch of backward-thinking, nuckle-dragging, mouth-breathers infered because they didn't understand?

    This is what was missed. Chad calls all the people fighting to give him the right to say stupid things such as this a bunch of backward-thinking, nuckle dragging… well you get the point. Here he calls all of our soldiers in Iraq stupid. He does exactly what Kerry just did. The Left Really does think that this type of behavior is okay!

  • Mickey

    It's that elitist mentality that always trips the left up.
    It's been classified as the vision of the anointed.
    They live in a fantasy world where they actually believe they are better than everyone else. Chad can't help his affliction any more than any other person with a psychosis can.

  • carrick

    Chad:

    A few well placed, rigged elections in Ohio and Florida aren't going to work this time.

    Which proves ultimately that you are an idiot.

  • robert108

    In 1972, in his first run for Congress, Kerry said that he opposed an all-volunteer army because it would be uneducated and more likely to commit war crimes. This is his philosophy, and it hasn't changed in more than thirty years. He spoke his truth this time, as well.

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