Kennedy Liked to Joke About Chappaquiddick


Because nothing says “funny” like leaving a woman to drown to protect your own political viability!
H/T Jammie wearing fool
Cross Posted at Proof Positive

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  • http://Array Onslaught

    Well then, in his honor…

    Q: what do you call Ted Kennedy in a stainless steel coffin?

    A:SPAM.

    Oh yeah, Chappaquiddick.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    The commentary by the Pope (head of the religion Edward M. “Ted” Kennedy claimed to be a practitioner of) has been particularly enlightening.

    .

  • Hannitized

    Poofie is always dancing on the grave of the dead.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Wankertized!

  • FlyOnTheWall

    Poofie is always dancing on the grave of the dead.

    Because nothing could tear down Kennedy more than playing a recording of a Kennedy supporter eulogizing him.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Poofie is always dancing on the grave of the dead.

    Still lying through your fecal stained teeth, eh, Wankertized?

  • Neiman

    You and Pilgrim should be ashamed posting such an obscene picture on your thread! What is that wrinkled, fat, disgusting blob with the baseball hat anyway? A beached whale?
    :)

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Nah. Probably the dude with the long hair and sun glasses!

  • Onslaught

    Neiman, Herman Melville would be proud of you.

    Oh, and, Chappaquiddick.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Poofie is always dancing on the grave of the dead.

    The last time some imbecile accused me of “dancing on someone’s grave”, I had just complimented the deceased individual. The nitwit who made the remark must not be conversant in simple English. (Or is mind numbingly dishonest, mind numbingly stupid, or both.)
    You can often spot Wankertized by the meconium slime trail of lies he leaves behind wherever he goes!

  • Eneils Bailey

    If that is true, and I have no reason to doubt it, that was sick.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    What’s it to you, eunuchized?

  • realist

    Poofie is always dancing on the grave of the dead.

    Isn’t that what Kennedy was doing by joking about Chappaquiddick? That’s lion like behavior, or so the media tells us.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Now, Wankertized, if you have nothing to say about the low life who enjoyed jokes about killing Mary Jo Kopechne, why don’t you toddle off and hijack someone else’s thread!

    (I’d suggest you start a thread of your own, but it is well known that that would require both a pair of balls and an original thought…sadly, neither of which you possess, Wankertized!)

  • Hannitized

    Isn’t that what Kennedy was doing by joking about Chappaquiddick?

    If the truth was similar to the title of this post, maybe. But the truth is nothing at all similar to what the title of this post suggests.

    Kenedy asked if people “heard any jokes about Chappaquiddick, lately”. That is not the same as saying “he” liked to joke about it.

    It’s the difference between Bush literally joking about WMDs and asking if people heard a joke about the Iraq war.

    One is totally classless, the other is not hiding from the situation, or pretending it didn’t exist.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    pp,

    What do you think of sportispice’s depiction of women in his avatar?

    Always trying to stir up patriotic Americans against one another, (using blatant hypocrisy* , I might add) ?

    You’ve got nothing of substance to say, but snipe with inanities from the sidelines.

    How very troll-like of you.

    * we all know how endanger every female you sleep with by the possibility of passing on the Herpes you might well have picked up from the two Herpes-positive skanks you porked.

    Good job there Hann-Tard!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Oh I get it… it wasn’t LION of the Senate…

    it was Lyin’ in the Senate.

    Silly MSM can’t spell.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    I hear the family saved a fortune on embalming, since the corpse arrived at the funeral home saturated in alcohol…

  • realist

    Kenedy asked if people “heard any jokes about Chappaquiddick, lately”. That is not the same as saying “he” liked to joke about it.

    Either way, it’s using the death of Mary Jo for humor purposes. Dance away, Teddy?

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    All you have is denying reality and making really bad jokes using your imagination.

    Whereas, all you have, Wankertized, is denying reality and no imagination!

  • Onslaught

    Kenedy asked if people “heard any jokes about Chappaquiddick, lately”. That is not the same as saying “he” liked to joke about it.

    H might have a point, perhaps Ted liked to hear jokes about Mary Jo because, just like Hannitized, he was too blitzed all the time to remember any of them.

    like this one:

    She said “Take a long walk off a short pier.”

    He Heard “I know a shortcut, turn here.”

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Hannitized, you never cease to amaze me with your seemingly deliberate obtuseness. The man said that one of Mr. Kennedy’s favorite types of humor was jokes about Chappaquiddick. There is something terribly wrong with a man finding this kind of humor in the death of a woman he probably bedded–and, AHEM, perhaps his own child who died with her–and definitely his own child who died as a result of the stress his wife Joan felt due to the situation.

    And the “male progeny of a female canine” enjoyed jokes about it. Sorry, but trying to “finesse” this kind of thing simply shows that you have no clue.

  • Hannitized

    Bike Bubba,

    Was Bush’s joke about WMDs as classless, or more classless??

  • Hannitized

    The man said it’s not that Kennedy didn’t feel bad about the incident, just that he saw the other side…..and the ridiculousness of the situation, as adequately displayed by Winged Penis Guy.

    like this one:

    She said “Take a long walk off a short pier.”

    He Heard “I know a shortcut, turn here.”

    It always makes me happy when a politician dies “In Office”, it means he wasn’t done stealing yet.
    Onslaught on August 28, 2009 at 11:53 am

    You guys aren’t sophisticated enough to fathom the argument I have provided for your consideration.

  • Spartacus

    Ted Kennedy has been sober for 3 days now!

  • Neiman

    Spatacus: Now that is funny!

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Hannitized, you couldn’t buy a clue with ten blocks of Berkshire Hathaway, could you? Bush tells a tasteless joke once, Kennedy makes the deaths of his (likely) lover and either one or two of his children one of his favorite topics of humor.

    Get.a.clue.

  • Onslaught

    You guys aren’t sophisticated enough to fathom the argument I have provided for your consideration.

    You aren’t fathomable enough to present a sophisticated enough argument to even consider.

  • Mickey

    That fat fucker, Ted Kennedy, would have been denied Obamacare because of his obesity and drunkard lifestyle.

    Put him in the ground fast because it’s beginning to smell.

    (sorry about the F bomb but it is appropriate under the circumstance of who he was)

  • Mickey

    BTW

    I suggest 6 feet under to be the fathomable depth for Teddy.

  • Onslaught

    I suggest 6 feet under to be the fathomable depth for Teddy.

    That would leave only 2ft of dirt covering him.

  • docdave

    The libs can live without an idol to worship. They apparently run out of dictators to worship so they’ve turned to Teddie.

  • Why must you persist…..?

    Rule #1: Never argue with a fool. Onlookers will be unable to tell the difference between you and the fool.

    Rule #2: Never argue with a fool. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    Rule #3: When speaking to fools it is foolish to be wise. (In other words, if your audience is full of vapid fools, give them what they want, more stupidity)

  • Spartacus

    I’ll always cherish Kennedy’s appearances in the Austin Powers series.

  • bill-tb

    Kill granny, do it for Teddy, he did it for Mary Jo.

    Do you feel like we have past the stupid point of no return with Democrats and their tyrant wanna be Joker?

  • tothestars2

    Rest in Peace, Mary Jo, justice has finally been served.

  • pparets

    Rest in Peace, Mary Jo, justice has finally been served.

    Bullshit!! Her young life was snuffed out by one man’s cowardice. He went on to enjoy the fruits of privilege and power for years and years and years.

  • Spartacus

    Bullshit!! Her young life was snuffed out by one man’s cowardice. He went on to enjoy the fruits of privilege and power for years and years and years.

    PP, you can look at it from that perspective if you like, and I can’t find fault in that p.o.v., however Mary Jo had at the outmost maybe 10 minutes to contemplate her mortality considering the fat bastard open a door or window to save his own hide thereby allowing water to rush into the Oldsmobile even faster. OTOH Kennedy was diagnosed with cancer a year ago and you can bet his every waking moment was spent wondering just when his finite longevity would expire. Justice isn’t always what we hope for, but I hope that cocksuker prayed every day since he heard his prognosis to an unforgiving God that remembers what he did to Mary Jo.

  • pparets

    Understood, Spartacus. I just wonder which scenario Mary Jo would have chosen?

  • Hannitized

    pp,

    What do you think of sportispice’s depiction of women in his avatar?

  • Spartacus

    Understood, Spartacus.

    Rule of thumb where I work is that it takes a hundred “ataboyz” to make up for one “oh shit”, If that’s even remotely close to Gods plan, Kennedy being a congress critter will burn in hell.

  • Hannitized

    What’s it to you, eunuchized?

    Well, you know. I just thought I would make a SAB warning on what a misogynist, he-man woman hater Sportispice is every time he creates a post would be in order.

    Don’t you think that is a good idea, Da Wiz???

  • Hannitized

    Rule of thumb where I work is that it takes a hundred “ataboyz” to make up for one “oh shit”, If that’s even remotely close to Gods plan, Bush it going to burn in Hell.

  • Spartacus

    What do you think of sportispice’s depiction of women in his avatar?

    She didn’t complain when the picture was taken. And unlike you I didn’t mention any identifying characteristics for personal gain on the innertubes. Just admit it Han, she’s got a nicer ass than you could fantasize about even with U.N. sponsored training in how to masturbate properly, Maybe you ought to have Dino hook you up with a partner!

  • Spartacus

    Yeah, rescuing live people from being stuffed into plastic shredders equates to opening the door on an Oldsmobile in deep water to save your own hide while ignoring the needs of your passenger(s). Do you really draw those parallels or is there a bumper crop of Maui wowie this year?

  • Spartacus

    BTW Han, for all you, for I know too, it could be a guy in drag. Maybe you better get Dino’s opinion before you jump to conclusions.

  • ellinas

    What’s it to you, eunuchized?
    Rodney Graves on August 28, 2009 at 03:57 pm

    What’s to you figlio di puttana?
    You are not his attorney. STFU.

  • Spartacus

    Not enough courage to respond, figures. For Christs sake tell us Hannitized did your mother give birth to any children that weren’t retarded, or did she learn her lesson with you?

  • Spartacus

    ^ we’ll see tomorrow, that should give Han plenty of time to fabricate an excuse.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Hey Dead Ted,

    Since you liked joking about the person you killed through your drunken stupidity, followed by cowardly abandonment, here’s a couple for you:

    Teddy should be buried 12 feet deep, not six…

    ..because, deep down, he’s really a nice guy.

    rimshot

    Teddy had to be buried.

    If they had tried to cremate him, the body would have burned for five days.

    Bah-dum-dump!

  • brain trust

    More people died in Ted’s Oldsmobile than at Guantanamo. Not sure who I plagiarized that one from, thought it was quite humorous. Hey, Joey Biden, at least I admitted it.

  • brain trust

    Get the man a burqua. Oh, too late.

  • Spartacus

    More people died in Ted’s Oldsmobile than at Guantanamo. Not sure who I plagiarized that one from, thought it was quite humorous. Hey, Joey Biden, at least I admitted it.

    All right, that’s it. I’m starting a readers blog for T.K. jokes..

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Spart,

    Check out Moonbattery for some cool, cool, TK jokes and graphics.

  • Spartacus

    MZ, I know…I’ve seen a shitload of them today…almost pisses me off that shit I think of has already been posted someplace else, but then I encourage creative minds…fuck me!

  • Spartacus

    HFS!, you win!!!

  • FlyOnTheWall

    So which past avatar do I need to retreat to? :(

    Never, ever change your avatar! Well, maybe if you have an animated gif from the girl playing the game, but only then.

  • Spartacus

    So which past avatar do I need to retreat to? :(

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Don’t sweat it dude.

    Just keep Miss Booti-ful up there.

    My girl’s photo is huge in comparison and just up for the weekend.

  • Hannitized

    Sportiespice says:

    Yeah, rescuing live people from being stuffed into plastic shredders equates to opening the door on an Oldsmobile in deep water to save your own hide while ignoring the needs of your passenger(s).

    Yeah, exploded little 5 year olds is really rescuing them, misogynist.

    Bush is going to fry in hell for the tens of thousands of lives he took by invading Iraq. Right?

    Or is it only the left who face their maker???

  • http://insanereindeer.blogspot.com/ Kenny

    The man said it’s not that Kennedy didn’t feel bad about the incident, just that he saw the other side…..and the ridiculousness of the situation, as adequately displayed by Winged Penis Guy.

    I’m glad he saw the ridiculousness of killing a woman. Whereas any decent human being would feel endless shame about killing someone in a “tragic accident”, Teddy liked to hear new jokes about it.

    It’s impossible to think this man had a shread of decency the more you learn about him.

    Was Bush’s joke about WMDs as classless, or more classless??

    How dare he make jokes about saving over 1 million lives? The monster!

    What do you think of sportispice’s depiction of women in his avatar?

    Coming from you? Comedy gold.

  • Hannitized

    And unlike you I didn’t mention any identifying characteristics for personal gain on the innertubes. Just admit it Han, she’s got a nicer ass than you could fantasize about even with U.N. sponsored training in how to masturbate properly,

    You must be a dork bro. She’s got ugly hair and she’s porky.

    ^^^^^^ I was with that for 8 years!!

    Gorgeous, talented and the most sincere, loving, warmest heart you could ever imagine.

    You have never and will never experience anything like it. Things just keep getting better and better for me.

    I am with the most amazing, incredibly smart and sexy woman today that any man could every ask for.

    You aint got nothin pal. Your avatar reveals what a douche you are.

    Typical male scumbag.

  • Mickey

    More fantacy from Handjob.

  • Mickey

    Unless you were referring to the black dude on the left side of the photo. Then I could believe your story.

  • http://ndgoon.blogspot.com/ goon

    pparents said: Bullshit!! Her young life was snuffed out by one man’s cowardice. He went on to enjoy the fruits of privilege and power for years and years and years.

    So true and you’re right. Kennedy got off scott free.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Geez,

    I can just imagine the guys from South Park having a field day with Ted, now in Hell and the Devil’s butt buddy….

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    “I suggest 6 feet under to be the fathomable depth for Teddy.”
    Mickey,
    To cover his girth it should be deeper. BUT the Dems won’t allow drilling.

  • Hannitized

    More than most of you…if not all. :)

  • Hannitized

    Poofie,

    All you have is denying reality and making really bad jokes using your imagination.

    I hope that sinks in, because you need to realize that this epitomizes 90% of your work here.

    I relish in the fact that you are reduced to this level of denial, even while I trumpet reality in your face.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    I was with that for 8 years!!

    The dude with the mustache? Why didn’t you center him in the picture?

  • http://insanereindeer.blogspot.com/ Kenny

    ^^^^^^ I was with that for 8 years!!

    Not her, not that girl, THAT.

    Hanni is:

    Typical male scumbag.

    Of course it’s all bullshit, but even if it wasn’t, it shows that he objectifies women and is a chauvenist.

    That he’d accuse anyone else of such is laughable.

    Yeah, exploded little 5 year olds is really rescuing them, misogynist.
    Bush is going to fry in hell for the tens of thousands of lives he took by invading Iraq. Right?

    Of course, Bush saved over a million lives by invading Iraq.

    That Hanni would rather defend a man who drowned a woman than a liberator of millions is also telling.

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    You were with “that” for 8 years? Seems that she (he?) wised up for a very good reason, Hannitized.

    Not that I don’t appreciate your constant diversionary tactics, of course. But I don’t. Try to stay on topic and address the question; is there something wrong with a man who jokes about the death of his lover and two of his children? Yes or no?

  • George

    I hope Ted Kennedy died in pain.

  • sayanything-2483

    You have never and will never experience anything like it. Things just keep getting better and better for me.

    You left out the part where you tell everyone how much money you make. LOL!!!!!

  • sayanything-2483

    An assumption from a narcissist.

  • Ben

    the second chappaquiddick.
    http://www.chappaquiddickonthebayou.com

  • http://sayanythingblog.com Mountainmouth

    He was the Chappaquiddick.joke – Teddy the swimmer

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