John Roberts Collapse Turns Out To Be Seizure

This is how the liberals at Wonkette deliver the news:

Chief Justice John Roberts has died in his summer home in Maine. No, not really, but we know you have your fingers crossed.

I’m sure no liberal bloggers will criticize the Wonkette blog, unlike right-wing blogs (like this one) who routinely criticize commentators on the right (like Ann Coulter) for making intemperate comments.