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I saw this story and thought of one of our contributors to the Reader blogs, whom I’m sure would heap the same amount of scorn on little Johnny Edwards as was ever heaped on Newt Gingrich for similar human frailties!

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

Bwahahaha… Edwards is so pathetically sad. Can’t you imagine the look on his face when he was confronted by the photographers.
All I can say is ... thank the good Lord he didn’t make it further in his campaign because this guy is one stupid person.
HAHAHAHA… I’m still laughing at the hilarious image they have out for Rielle Hunter.

She is do-able after a couple of shots of quervo. Besides, who he fucks is between him and her… of course his wife might have an opinion, but why would anyone else even care?

Looks more like Gary Busey in drag to me.

Besides, who he fucks is between him and her… of course his wife might have an opinion, but why would anyone else even care?

Ask Newt Gingrich and the hordes of those left of center who cared about him!

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And then I eat their lunch.

Ask Newt Gingrich and the hordes of those left of center who cared about him!

They are also in need a of a life! If this post were about newt, I would have said the same thing. Two wrongs dont make a right...didnt your mother teach you that?

dragon poker, I don’t think anyone here cares who Edwards “does”, but the fact is ... the guy continuously proves he’s no where near presidential league material.
If his stupidity wasn’t so comical I would have to feel sorry for the pathetic SOB for being born so ignorant

Looks more like Gary Busey in drag to me.

Busey was quit fetching in “Under Siege”

Two wrongs dont make a right...didnt your mother teach you that?

That’s not what I said, Dragon Old Maid! You asked “who cared?” I answered you.
You can remember back that far, can’t you?
I said nothing about it being justified, I referenced all the liberals who got their panties in a bunch about Newt. Didn’t say either one was right.
Don’t try putting words in my mouth, thank you very much!

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

Don’t try putting words in my mouth, thank you very much!

My apologies...I associated you with them unfairly. What I should have said was “didnt THIER mothers teach them that” Please accept my sincere regret for implicating you along side those who would be total hypocrites and in need of mental stimulation.

Apology accepted! I always thought the outrage over Newt was largely faux and overblown. I’m just curious to see who might be similarly outraged (or AWOL) now that the shoe on the other foot.

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I don’t care if it’s in the Enquirer--they’ve been right before. This does not surprise me in the least as rumors were surfacing about it quite awhile back.

Mrs. Edwards is much more attractive than this woman.. What is it with politicians always getting caught like this I’d like to know.

Now if he was a Republican.......well it would be broadcast all over the place I’m sure.

Uh oh! He is prettier than she is. Does she look a bit like Camilla Parker Bowls? His wife is so pretty. He should stick to her.

Well it’s obvious she doesn’t spend $400 a haircut.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

OMG! My eyeball is flippin huge! Is there a way I can reduce that puppy? Don’t need anyone seeing my redeye.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

What did Gary Hart say?

Communism is evil

Another politician got caught. If true the shame.....

These wealthy Politicians think the world is their Playground. Common decency is only a concept applied when after a vote. They feel free to tax the living daylights out of the common person, waist our money on boondoggles and non workable public strategy, while our roads go bad and our country goes undefended. The only two things needed from them. Yet, they live in giant houses and fly private jets, decrying global warming, while putting it to their girlfriends.. Nice Job John..

John Edwards Caught At 2:00AM Tryst With His Mistress Even as his wife battles cancer?

See, dragon poker? thetodd is the perfect example of what we were talking about!

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

Poor Johnny Edwards.  That big house and he could not use it because his wife was there.  Oh well…

Too funny.

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Besides, who he fucks is between him and her…

The Silky Pony may have been on the receiving end.

Just sayin’

I kinda like the silver heart with the B-52 silhouette in the middle.  Nice military touch there.

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Either Johnny is that good, or that bad..

I bank on the latter. 

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Once a shyster, always a shyster.
Anyone still want another shyster with their finger on the button?

John has better hair than she does

This doesn’t surprise me.  Just your typical, shyster lawyer, and, a big fool at that. Edwards, you are a thing of beauty.  You definitely are a poster child when it comes to idiots.

Well, regarding the Enquirer’s truthfulness, they at least have managed to be close enough to the truth that they haven’t been sued out of existence, no?  While it’s also true that many celebrities don’t sue for libel because it gives the false accusation more press, it’s also true that you would expect a certain portion of suits to go forward and bankrupt them.

I’d never use them for a source on anything important, but the scary thing is, they’re probably reasonably close to the truth on 85% of what they write.

There are not many guys out there who could pull this off--or would want to, for that matter.  He deserves everything he gets, and his wife deserves better.

See, dragon poker? thetodd is the perfect example of what we were talking about!

The Jerry Springer Crowd strikes again

So DP, Is it ok for Edwards to go about proclaiming his fidelity while banging Mr. or Mrs. Busey there?  He seems to want to enjoy the perks of the status of ‘happily married and for cryin’ out loud she has cancer’ as he did during the primaries when critisism of either Edwards elicited cries of ‘shame on you’ all the while keeping a piece on the side just in case ‘the love of his life’ takes a turn for the worse (or whatever reason he beds her).  But we can’t call him on his lack of character?  We can’t complain or crow when we find out this two-faced jackass is a lying, sanctimonious, hypocritical dirt bag?  Is that your contention?

Sure, you can do anything you like. I think Edwards is a hypocrite no matter who he is fucking. I dont need this to clearify things, and it says more about the “crowwers” than it does about Edwards.
If you like this sort of thing, if you think someones sex life is your business, then go right ahead. I think its silly regardless of who’s sex life it is. There are plenty of legit reasons to dislike Edwards without going down the Jerry Springer Road. Its as low class as the act itself.

So your hang up is that the behavior that exposed his character deficit involves “sex”.  You do realize that it’s the character deficit that invokes the crowing and not what exposed it, right?  He could have been caught betting on the outcome of “pet” chicken death matches after years of touting himself as an animal lover and crusading against such things and been a somewhat equally suitable target for derision as well.  Do you think his wife knows about his side lay?  Is she ok with that?  What does it say about him if she isn’t?  What does it say about her if she is?  This type of shit matters to some people because when you marry, you make a promise to your spouse and everyone else that you are exclusively having sexual relations with your partner.  Break the promise, suffer the wrath.  Why is that “Jerry Springer” stuff?