Say Anything Blog

What if a bug got on your crotch?

“I am sorry officer! There are ants in my pants!”

And women are permitted to touch where, what, when ever they please? Obviously, they must not have a Roseanne Barr problem like we do.

Is pocket pool still legal in Italy?

Planning a trip to Italy? Scratch that!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof:  OMG!! You DID NOT just say that!!! 

"Here lies, in honored glory, an American soldier, known but to God.”

THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT TWO THINGS: WINNING THE WAR ON TERRORISM AND SAVING THE SUPREME COURT.

Looks like Proof will have to rearrange things while he’s still here in the US.

When in Rome, do as the Romans...don’t?

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

I had thought to ask if that should that read: “… do as the roamin‘s do”? but upon further review it seemed a bit of a stretch.  Wouldn’t want to wander too far.

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Ah, Bat One! You’re the belle of the balls!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

I believe it was the venerable Confucius who noted that he who swings a big bat rarely strikes out.

Which brings us right back to baseball!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Italians Say “No” to Baseball

Um, don’t you mean handball?
DKK

Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck, the equivalent of touching wood in Britain…

make your own joke, ladies and gentlemen.