Interview With A Tick: Levi Johnston Dumps On Palin In Vanity Fair

I guess anything that dumps on Palin is good for the left – or so they think – even if it involves taking the word of someone like Levi Johnston.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’d have a problem with believing anything Johnston says. His only real claim to fame notoriety is the fact that he managed to get Sarah Palin’s daughter pregnant and was quite content to take the ride with the Palins before and during the election, latching onto them like a tick.
Now that the election is over and Palin has resigned as Alaska’a governor, Levi is making noises about how dysfunctional the Palin family is and Vanity Fair, that bastion of rock solid journalism, is eagerly lapping up every word:

For “Me and Mrs. Palin,” Johnston tells Vanity Fair his story about life with the Palin family—with whom he lived for two months after the election—over the course of his two-and-a-half-year relationship with Bristol. He turns a number of commonly held beliefs about the former governor—the purportedly loving mother, devoted wife, and prolific hunter—upside down.

That’s nice. He is no doubt a truthful lad without an axe to grind. I’d believe him. I’d believe every. Single. Word. Wouldn’t you?
Anyway, the article goes on to quote the tick about several instances concerning the Palins’ personal lives and since he paints the Palins as unsavory, I have no doubt they’ll be taken as gospel by the left. Click on over and read some of them if you can stand it.
By the way and just for the record, show me one family in America – or anywhere else for that matter – that doesn’t argue from time to time, that is stress free, that traipses merrily through a problem free life, or (gasp) a family where no one either gets pregnant or gets someone else pregnant, ever. The last ones I knew of like that were named the Cleavers, and I suspect that even Wally and the Beaver would have stepped in it sooner or later.
So even if the tick is somewhat accurate and everything wasn’t perfect in the Palin home – so what?
Frankly, though, I don’t think he knows as much as he says he does but facts and fact-checking are impossible in situations like this. You can say anything you want about someone, especially someone that doesn’t like you anymore. Which is something Vanity Fair should have thought of before they decided to print what the tick had to say.
He’s trying desperately to hang onto his fifteen minutes of psuedo-fame and if he has to step on the people who once took him into their home to do it, well, so be it. And his enablers on the left are more than happy to help him do so. He’ll stick with them until they decide he’s no longer useful, then they’ll pluck him off and if he hasn’t found suitable employment by then he’ll search about for another free ride.
Ticks do that, you know.

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  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/realitybasedbob/ realitybasedbob

    Is that a picture of a guy named Tick?

  • Pilgrim

    Sharp, RBB….sharp.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/realitybasedbob/ realitybasedbob

    I’d probably have gone with an actual picture of Levi himself.

    But the one you chose is OK too, I guess.

  • Hannitized

    Hahahaha…….who is that guy, and what is his relevance to Pilgrims anger about Levi telling us truths from an insider?

  • Lioncourt

    Levi didn’t leach onto them anymore than they used him for political gain. He knocked up there daughter and they pretty much forced him into a marriage proposal. They used him at least as much as he used them.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/realitybasedbob/ realitybasedbob

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    Ya think?

  • rick

    isnt that Matt Garza?

  • RJ Richards

    It’s funny that he would talk about parenting. I’m not sure he has any ground to stand on with that topic. Also, why would Palin confide in him about her plans to make money and to give up being Gov.? I think Levi is living in a fantasy world. He’s trying to get his 15 minutes of fame but in the end he’ll be on Celebrity Fit Club in 10 years if that. Go away Levi. You’re about as credible as Billy Carter or Roger Clinton.

  • Rootacular

    Yes it’s Matt Garza. Splash News doesn’t know who they are taking a photograph of and Pligrim used their picture.

    Let’s get him!

  • jimmypop

    He’s trying desperately to hang onto his fifteen minutes of psuedo-fame and if he has to step on the people who once took him into their home to do it, well, so be it. And his enablers on the left are more than happy to help him do so. He’ll stick with them until they decide he’s no longer useful, then they’ll pluck him off and if he hasn’t found suitable employment by then he’ll search about for another free ride.

    his name used to be cindy sheehan

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/realitybasedbob/ realitybasedbob

    Splash News doesn’t know who they are taking a photograph of and Pligrim used their picture.

    Darn MSM not telling us what we need to know when we cut and paste stuff we don’t know anything about!!!

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Sounds like Mr. Johnston was asked to leave by the Palins, and he’s lashing back the only way he knows how. Notice that the Palins are not trashing Johnston and his family except to respond to his allegations, while (ahem) they probably could say some things about the troubles that led to the conviction of Johnston’s mother on charges related to oxycontin.

    One side is being gentlemanly. Another is hitting the talk show circuit. Those of us with functioning neurons know which to believe, and it’s not Mr. Johnston.

  • Pilgrim

    Yep. My mistake about the pic. It was under his name on PicApp.

    Duh.

    Changing it now. Boy is my face red.

  • Pilgrim

    There. The pic is fixed.

    Sorry everyone. The narrative stands, though.

    He’s a tick.

  • http://www.valleydeals.com/cgi-bin/board2/YaBB.pl Kevin

    No sour grapes involved here.

  • Carol

    Yeah, he knows a lot about parenting. His mother was arrested and convicted of selling oxycontin. I’m sure she was looking out for Levi’s best interests while peddling dope.

    Let me see. Levi’s mom… drug addict, drug peddler, soon to be convict, biggest claim to fame is she has a son who played good hockey.

    Bristol’s mom…. daughter to upstanding good people. College graduate, conservative, former mayor with no black marks, former governor who did the state of Alaska a world of good, Christian. I’ve known Sarah since she was a child. I know her parents and I know her husband. They are all good people.

    I don’t know Levi or his mother but I can’t find anything showing they are productive citizens!

  • Carol

    And by the way… did you ever see a tick after he’s been sucking blood. He turns white and looks like a little cockroach.

  • Buzz

    And yet what he says is true, palin is going for the gold, just like he said she said she would.

  • DINO

    Ticks as in parasitic?

    What about those who take early retirement on a fat government pension with guaranteed returns while their retirement system, already only 64% funded, must raise taxes on taxpayers to cover the shortfall?

    Is that parasitic?

  • Pilgrim

    Dino -

    Stop your personal attacks on me. I’m tired of them.

    Want to debate the substance of my posts? Fine. But you’re carrying your personal attacks too far.

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Ya know, Dina, there is a wee little bit of difference between a guy who’s main contribution to American life is ten minutes with Bristol Palin, and a guy who’s spent 20 years keeping the streets of Louisiana safe, don’t ya think? (and by what illogic, besides yours, is Pilgrim liable for Louisiana’s failure to adequately fund its pension programs?)

    Reality here is that Mr. Johnston got a bit of fame by seducing Miss Palin, and now he’s trying to extend his meal ticket after blowing it with her and losing his job because he was too **** lazy to get a diploma or GED. There really is no other viable conclusion when you take a look at his character, his family’s character, and who is trashing who.

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