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Saturday, August 30, 2008


If You Want Change in Washington, if You Hope for a Better America, Then We’re Asking For Your Vote

All without a teleprompter! Heh.

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From what I have heard about her there will be Change IF she has anything to do with it. She is a mover and a shaker.

Zsa Zsa on August 30, 2008 at 01:59 pm

God damn, this satire is funny! Good job Proof, you comedian.


“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ~Theodore Roosevelt

nunez on August 30, 2008 at 02:06 pm
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nunez: If you like satire, then you’ll love Obama’s Hope and Change…it’s a joke!


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 02:11 pm

Proof: If you like satire, look at your name.

I can go all day.


“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ~Theodore Roosevelt

nunez on August 30, 2008 at 02:12 pm
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I can go all day.

And still not say anything of substance or make any sense.
Knock yourself out!


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 02:15 pm
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This is a breath of fresh air!  McCain is supposed to be (according to the Dems) the status quo—G. W. Bush third term, etc.  Then McCain blows the Dems out of the water with a person who is not an insider (ala Biden), a person who knows how to get things done, and has gotten things done. 
I am sending a check to the McCain/ Palin campaign.

Halatbis on August 30, 2008 at 03:02 pm

All without a teleprompter! Heh.

Yeah, she told us all about the fact that she is your average “Hockey Mom” and how much she loves her husband….all without a TelePrompTer.

Now that takes some leadership!


Instead of finding things to attack each other over, why don’t we find areas where we can agree, and find compromise long enough to take a step back and enjoy the recognition of our similarities? 

Then, we can take steps forward in a constructive way, together, to tackle the issues where we really do disagree.

Hannitized on August 30, 2008 at 03:03 pm
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Now that takes some leadership!

She spoke for twenty to thirty minutes. (I’m sure your attention span didn’t permit you to view the entire video!)Let O’blurry try twenty to thirty minutes without a teleprompter and without tripping over his tongue!


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 03:15 pm

Yeah,

20 minutes of gems like this:

“First, there are a few people whom I would like you to meet.  I want to start with my husband Twaaad.”

“And Twaad and I are actually celebrating our 20th anniversary today”!!  And I promised him…., I had promised Twad a little surpriiiize for the anniversary present and hopefully he knows that I did deliver”

And then we have, as after my husband, who is a life-time long commercial fisherman, life-time Alaskan, he’s a production operator, Twaad is a production operator in the oil fields up in Alasak north slopes and he’s a proud member of the united steel workers UNION and he’s a world champion SNOW machine racer (said in valley girl style). 

Todd and I met way back in high-school and I can tell ya that he is still the man that I admire most in this world. 

Along the way Twad and I have shared many blessings, and four out of five of them are here with us today.  Our oldest son Track though, he will be following the campaign from afar.  On september 11th of last year, our son enlisted in the united states army.

Track now serves in an infantry brigade and on Sept 11th Track will deploy in Iraq in the service of his country and Todd and I are so proud of him and of all the fine men and women serving this country in uniform.

Next to Todd is our daughter Bristol another daughter Willow our youngest daughter Piper and over in their arms is our son Trig.  A beautiful baby boy, he was born just in April.  His name is Trig Paxten Van Palin.

Blah, blah, blah about my PTA Hockey mom career.


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Then, we can take steps forward in a constructive way, together, to tackle the issues where we really do disagree.

Hannitized on August 30, 2008 at 04:33 pm
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20 minutes of gems like this:

Which still doesn’t change the fact that your man O’Blurry can’t speak with a teleprompter, without: “er, ah, listen up now! That’s what I’m talking about! I can’t hear myself think, er, ah, er ah…” ad infinitum!


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 04:56 pm
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BTW, Han-Job: She’s introducing herself to the nation. You don’t think a few personal remarks are appropriate?


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 04:58 pm
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So, so, but but when I…

Fox is coincidentally replaying Obama’s

that, that that basic precept of Matthew’s…

stuttering at the Saddleback Church forum.

The man stutters and is often incoherent without a teleprompter.


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Proof on August 30, 2008 at 05:01 pm
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The Dems’ script is suddenly irrelevant, even embarrassing now.  The prospect of real hope and change, real vitality, has just flown in from Alaska.  I can’t help but feel a little sorry for the Presumptous One, watching him give a lame speech with the Albatross from Deleware looking stupid in the background.  Buyers’ remorse, anyone?

Gary Ogletree on August 30, 2008 at 05:20 pm

I can’t believe the serious joke being ignored in this choice. 

McCain was asked a while back about what he’d look for in a running mate. He said the “key” is to find the person “most prepared to take my place” in the event of a crisis. McCain spent the ensuing months with a motto: “Country first.”

I don’t doubt for a moment that Sarah Palin is a nice person and probably a competent Alaskan governor. But she also has the thinnest background of any candidate for national office since 1908. Is McCain willing, with a straight face, to argue that Palin is the single “most prepared” person in the entire United States to assume the presidency should tragedy strike? Is anyone, anywhere, prepared to argue that McCain has put “country first”? Of course not; these ideas are literally laughable.

Palin’s qualifications are, to a very real degree, secondary to the issue at hand. What matters most right now is John McCain’s comically dangerous sense of judgment. He picked a running mate he met once for 15 minutes, who’s been the governor of a small state for a year and a half, and who is in the midst of an abuse-of-power investigation in which she appears to have lied rather blatantly. She has no obvious expertise in any area, and no record of any kind of federal issues. McCain doesn’t care.

Sensible people of sound mind and character simply don’t do things like this. Leaders don’t do things like this. It’s the height of arrogance. It’s manifestly unserious. It’s reckless and irresponsible. It mocks the political process. Faced with a major presidential test, McCain thought it wise to tell an imprudent joke of lasting consequence.

Amen!


Instead of finding things to attack each other over, why don’t we find areas where we can agree, and find compromise long enough to take a step back and enjoy the recognition of our similarities? 

Then, we can take steps forward in a constructive way, together, to tackle the issues where we really do disagree.

Hannitized on August 30, 2008 at 08:11 pm
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McCain should have consulted with H before picking his candidate. 

H. keep up the fight, it no fun to beat someone who doesn’t fight back.

HG on August 30, 2008 at 08:15 pm

Listen to the leftards screech. Hillary got thrown out like yesterday’s taco salad, and their first response to another woman running is to shit all over her. Too funny.


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2Hotel9 on August 31, 2008 at 05:44 am
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I can’t believe the serious joke being ignored in this choice. 

We always ignore you Hannitized. Why should this one be any different?


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Proof on August 31, 2008 at 09:14 am
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Because a Senator who has been in Congress for 23 years and has voted party line 90% of the time for the last 8 years represents change?

And he doesn’t have a teleprompter because he still uses paper.  It is obvious he is reading from the podium.  McCain is old school in every way.

My ass.

Lestat on August 31, 2008 at 02:04 pm

Because a Senator who has been in Congress for 23 years and has voted party line 90% of the time for the last 8 years represents change?

You say that today, because it aligns with your agenda.  Tomorrow you’ll be telling us how he’s no Republican.

You libs are such transparent liars.

Carrick on August 31, 2008 at 02:20 pm
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You say that today, because it aligns with your agenda.  Tomorrow you’ll be telling us how he’s no Republican

I have never said that McCain is not a Republican.  His maverick image has always been a facade.

Lestat on August 31, 2008 at 02:26 pm
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