If Only Mitt Romney Could Turn Back Time

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A funny clip from The Onion on this Monday where posting is light because I’m completely drained from the NDGOP state convention this weekend.

As Allah says, “Think of it as a multidimensional Etch-a-Sketch.”


Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

Rob Port is the editor of SayAnythingBlog.com. In 2011 he was a finalist for the Watch Dog of the Year from the Sam Adams Alliance and winner of the Americans For Prosperity Award for Online Excellence. In 2013 the Washington Post named SAB one of the nation's top state-based political blogs, and named Rob one of the state's best political reporters. He writes a weekly column for several North Dakota newspapers, and also serves as a policy fellow for the North Dakota Policy Council.

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  • DaveH63

    Nicely done, I like the Brave New World satire at the end. I wish I could be that funny.

  • mickey_moussaoui

    Brilliant minds come from Wisconsin….we can’t help it.

    • DaveH63

      is the Onion from Wisconsin.   I would have guessed east coast.

      • mickey_moussaoui

        Yes. The Onion is from UW Madison. The university that created stem cell research and holds the bulk of the patents, the university that graduates more PHD’s than any other college in America. Go Bucky

    • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

      ……and cheese.  Guess which of the two you are?

      • Guest

         Poor short, balding little hanni. Up all night, just him and his computer. Pathetic.

        • DaveH63

          Short and Balding by itself is not necessarily bad.

          • Guest

             It is when you’re a self absorbed, self centered,  extremely vain narcissist.

      • mickey_moussaoui

        Best cheese in America. All the awards are proof.
        thank you

        • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

          The best cheese in America?  Is that like saying you are the tallest one on the short bus?

          • Onslaught1066

             And you lost that one too, squirt.

            How sad for you.

          • mickey_moussaoui

            At least I can pay my taxes on BOTH my homes, (that are paid for BTW). I’m not a tax cheat loser like you.

            cya sucker

          • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

            So you are saying that paying the taxes on my homes late, makes me a loser?

            Interesting.

          • Nac

             Even though you continue to make claims of being a home owner, there’s no public record of any deed(s) in your name. Nothing being bought, nothing being sold. The only public record with your name on it is your very own tax lien that you acquired after evading paying your taxes and after being chased down like a dog by the government.

          • Guest

            And you also claimed that there is hair plugs, proving that you are horribly wrong about the facts.

            Once a schmuck, always a schmuck!

          • WillieB

             Of course there’s hair plugs, and you’ll be needing them soon enough. Just look at the picture of your future.
            NO DEED..NO HOUSE. Just you, the sucker. Don’t give up your little apartment. When she’s done with you, you’ll need that too.

          • WilliB

             But, but, you first said it was capital gains tax. Are you now saying it’s property taxes, liar?

          • Hannitized, Proofs obsession

            Asking for clarification on what he said is certainly different from making a statement, and both of those are irrelevant when ensuring you are confused on what is or is not something for you to chase in your stalking hours.

            Keeping you guessing has to be part of the dialogue because of your mentally unbalanced approach to debate.

          • WilliB

            FACT: You have no deed.
            FACT: You have a tax lien
            FACT: You’re just a sucker.
            FACT: There’s no guess work regarding public records.
            FACT: You’re just a fraud.

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