I Really Need To Stop Watching The Main Stream Media Because My Face Will Freeze Like This

There is a very real danger of this, you know……

Small grey monkey, outdoors, portrait

I’ve always been a huge fan of science fiction because it’s a genre that can make you believe, just for a moment, in the utterly impossible. It can transport you into places where reality has no meaning, where it’s true if you want to believe it. But why bother reading science fiction any more? The genre has been usurped. We don’t need sci-fi now.
We’ve got the far left and their sock puppets, the main stream media.
Somehow, somewhere along the way we must have fallen through some trap door into an alternate Evil-Spock-With-A-Beard universe because there is no way that any rational human being can possibly, really believe what our politicians and their shuffling, head bobbing Igor media are telling us. Not only that, for the life of me I can’t begin to imagine that they believe it themselves, but they seem quite sincere.
This really has to be an alternate universe. For instance:
They would have us believe that a man who was a practicing and devout Muslim, who stood on a desk and shouted “Allah Akbar!” before opening fire, killing 13 and wounding dozens more, was a victim of some sort himself and may have some sort of secondary post traumatic stress disorder even though he’d never been anywhere near a combat zone instead of calling him a terrorist.
A former president, noted philanderer and libertine of questionable (at best) character wants us to believe that after using a female intern as a personal humidor then staining her blue dress in another very personal way in the Oval Office and subsequently being accused by a variety of women of a variety of lewd actions, that he is offended at the treatment of women – in a television show.
They want us to believe that a 2000 page health care bill (that most of the politicians who endorsed haven’t even read, nor do they understand it) that will bring higher taxes and government control to almost every aspect of our lives is somehow good for us.
They want us to believe that the world is heating up and that we are all on the edge of dying in some horrid manner, and they want you to believe that you and your “carboon footprint” are somehow responsible when in fact temperatures worldwide are actually decreasing, not increasing. They also want us to believe that giving them cash in the form of buying “carbon credits” will somehow help.
They want us to believe that a governor who was caught diddling away his time and state money on very expensive prostitutes and was subsequently booted from office in disgrace is somehow qualified to lecture on ethics at Harvard University.
They want us to believe a president who is claiming to have “created or saved” over a million jobs and is the savior of the economy in general when unemployment numbers keep rising, the economy keeps plunging downward, and the dollar is becoming increasingly worthless.
The list goes on and on. Just take a few minutes and watch any of the main stream programs or read some of the major newspapers. One of two things must be happening.
1. The reporters don’t actually do any real reporting. They take rumor, innuendo, and personal opinion, weave it into a very flimsy fabric that rarely holds up under any kind of close scrutiny, then put it out there as fact.
2. This is really an alternate universe where everything is backwards. There is no good and evil.
Personally, I’m choosing to believe that we’ve slipped into a wormhole into that alternate universe. Why? Because if this is indeed reality and these people are shaping our future, then we are well and truly screwed, that’s why. And I want to find my way back to the real world as soon as I can.
Where’s the beardless Spock when you need him?

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  • http://Array sayanything-2

    List for us the thousands of American citizens persecuted by the Bush Admin using the Patriot Act. And while you are at it prove that America has claimed Afghanistan as it’s territory, liar’m'up

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Pilgrim: I know how you feel about the MSM. A few months back, I wrote about the problems with Repetitive Eye Rolling Motion Injuries, a disease similar to carpal tunnel syndrome, that is caused by the frequent and repeated rolling of one’s eyes every time one hears something utterly outrageous or appalling from the Obama administration.
    http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2009/04/disease-du-jour.html

    We should start a telethon!

  • sayanything-2

    Where is all your proof that Christians are using terrorism to force people to convert to Christianity, whiny lying c$nt?

  • sayanything-2

    This from a Democrat racist, nice.

  • sayanything-2

    Dr Gordy prescribes 1000 cc of tequila, STAT!!!!

  • sayanything-9974

    It has been known for quite some time that Clinton was a liar and serial rapist. The incredulity is that he has the chutzpah to feign being offended at the treatment of women by others. Thats like Jeffrey Dahmer exscoriating others for eating beef.

  • lock’m'up

    good racist comment, you are serving your party well.

  • sayanything-2

    Who would MC it? There is a discussion!

  • sayanything-2

    Yep, it seems to be catching. Do y’all taste like bacon?

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Kirk “In every revolution there’s one man with a vision.”

    Bearded Spock: “Captain Kirk, I shall consider it.”

  • lock’em’up

    That makes no sense, I’m a democrat. I bet you didn’t read the book. It’s about things like the patriot act, wire tapping, surveillance of citizens, ya know, Bush stuff. You should read it.

  • conservvoter

    A+ blog post! Found my way here via Riehl World View, and I’ll definitely be coming back for more.

  • sayanything-2

    I can’t even be in the same room with any of it on. Wifey is deeply into football, has ESPN on most of the day, and even THAT gets on my nerves. She records a lot of stuff, has to sit and cut out the commercials, so she is a well trained TV watcher, and even she goes into shock at the utter crap that comes out of a lot of these chattering idiots mouths.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Um, I’m pretty sure that you were against David Letterworm taking advantage
    of women that worked for him? Why should Clinton get a pass for using and
    abusing an intern?

  • sayanything-2

    Pil! Back away from the television, slowly, slowly, now turn and RUN!!!!!!

    The fact is the majority of people simply do not believe anything coming from media, and have not for a long time.

  • sayanything-2

    Actually, most of the dirty old men I know are quite proud and vociferous about their activities. Though, none of the ones I know are married, mainly divorced or widowed.

  • sayanything-2

    Theres mines over there, and mines over there. And watch those monkeys, they bite!

  • sayanything-38

    Symptoms of Media Disbelief Syndrome include the above mentioned Repetetive Eye Rolling, nausea, Gaping Jaw Syndrome (in which the jaw become distended and locks itself open), repeated and uncontrollable shaking of the head, and uncontrollable outburts of extremely foul laguage similar to Tourettes Syndrome.

    I’ve got it. In fact, I’m eaten up with it.

  • sayanything-38

    I couldn’t find any Stooges or Marx Brothers, so I watched some news programs. Bad mistake. I may be scarred for lige.

  • sayanything-2

    I only have a slight case, myself.

  • sayanything-2

    Yep, another 12 hours and no proof of your claim that Christians are using terrorism to force people to convert to Christianity. Why is that, whiny lying c&nt?

  • lock’em’up

    It’s called sarcasm, he is not serving his party well. Please try to follow along.

  • sayanything-38

    Ah, well, the doc knows best! Sounds like a plan to me.

  • sayanything-38

    Rverend Ellinas:

    Yea, I am forced to agree with you on your points about being a dirty (nearly) old man with one small caveat:

    It is one thing to be one, it is another thing to get caught in a very public way and then get caught lying about it.

    I have no beef with the fact that he nailed an attractive, chubby, and much younger intern. Good for him (except for the adultery part). It was where he did it and the fact that he got himself caught, and then wants to talk about television’s portrayal of women as something he is above.

    Nay, Reverend – I do not condemn the man for being a man. It’s the pandering hypocrite I question. Verily I say to thee – should a chubby cheeked and eager intern come your way, allow her your hospitality. Just don’t get caught.

    Amen.

  • sayanything-2

    Ya know, this is a common occurance among recent retreads, you don’t have the training to handle that many hours of TV exposure, a veritable lightweight you are.

  • sayanything-43

    an alternate Evil-Spock-With-A-Beard universe

    Mirror Mirror

  • sayanything-2

    No, it is not, because it is another Democrat apologist for Muslim terrorists.

  • sayanything-38

    Yep.

    Like I said, where’s the good Spock when we need him?

  • Khiri

    You’re kidding, right?!

  • sayanything-38

    Too late. I think my face is stuck with my jaw open in amazement at the stupidity and the blatant lies.

  • sayanything-2

    Where is all your proof that Christians are using terrorism to force people to convert to Christianity, whiny lying c$nt?

  • sayanything-2

    Yep, another 12 hours and no proof of your claim that Christians are using terrorism to force people to convert to Christianity. Why is that, whiny lying c&nt?

  • sayanything-453

    Brother Pilgrim wrote:

    A former president, noted philanderer and libertine of questionable (at best) character wants us to believe that after using a female intern as a personal humidor then staining her blue dress in another very personal way in the Oval Office and subsequently being accused by a variety of women of a variety of lewd actions, that he is offended at the treatment of women – in a television show.

    Brother Pilgrim. The term/phase “dirty old man,” was coined by the accurate observations of many people over many generations, to describe the sexual peccadilloes of ….(dirty) old men.
    As an almost old man myself I take offense that you would want to give a bad name to … dirty old men.
    Must I remind you that, if not yet there, yourself is headed that way?
    Must I assume that sexually speaking you are a bore? No kinkiness, no spice in your life?
    I refuse to believe that throughout your life, you have never used a vagina for your personal enjoyment, or none of your semen was ever spilled outside a vagina, or you have never inserted into a vagina anything other than your manhood.
    Is it a sin to stain a blue dress with semen?
    Must I remind you that the Patriarchs of the Old Testament had more than one wife, and also had many concubines.
    Who are you to say that which was good for Abraham (and I might add blessed by God himself)
    is not good for the rest of us men including Billy Jeff Clinton?

    PS: When a young lass of legal age offers you a honey pie, and you or I, for a variety of reasons, are unable to eat the whole pie, rest assured that it is OK to lick the honey and discard the pie.

  • sayanything-453

    It is one thing to be one, it is another thing to get caught in a very public way and then get caught lying about it.

    Brother Pilgrim, Thank you for pointing the obvious.
    It is a known trait of the “dirty old men” to deny and lie about their sexual exploits.
    They either brag and lie (to their pals) about imaginary sex they recently had, or deny and lie to everybody around them when busted having done that which is only allowed to be done only with their wives.

  • sayanything-453

    The proof is in the pudding.

  • sayanything-7805

    Speaking of serving your party well, YOUR party tends to remind me of a book I read… Oh yeah 1984 try reading it sometime, scary the similarities of your party and Big Brother

  • sayanything-7805

    OH OH I have whatever Pilgrim has, but double!!!! 2000 cc’s for me

  • sayanything-453

    The proof is in the pudding.

  • sayanything-221

    That’s Obama before he puts on his makeup.

  • sayanything-453

    It has been known for quite some time that Clinton was a liar and serial rapist.

    A serial rapist you say? And it has been known for quite some time?
    No bull manure? I wonder why you have allowed a known rapist to roam America at will.
    Take the this SOB serial rapist to court. Be a man and do the manly thing by putting him in prison where he belongs.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    I want to know what your problem is with beards.

    Anyway, good comment in journalists. I’ve been thinking the same thing. A little while ago I called in to a press teleconference put on by rep. Earl Pomeroy. aside from the fact that he got mad because I dared ask a question…the other interesting thing was that the reporters pretty much didn’t ask questions.

    Because they were just there to write down what the politician said.

    There’s a lot of that going on in journalism these days.

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