I Guess This Is What You Do When You Can’t Find Your Phaser

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  • http://Array thejackle

    ah, I get along with anybody lol

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Indeed, thejackle, indeed…

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Cold Steel never jams, never misfires, never runs out of ammunition.

  • 2Hotel9

    OH!!! That is too funny!!!

  • thejackle

    Well actually why don’t we send buzz out hunting. He doesn’t even know which end the bullet comes out of, much less how to shoot one.

  • docdave

    Make my day, punk. Can’t beat guns for self-defense.

  • Buzz

    Complete with reach around?

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Phasers never jam although aliens sometimes turn them off somehow.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/entry/homosexuality_is_wrong_-_a_compendium move_zig

    Geez fellas,

    Ever hear of weapons mix?

    I basic combat load should include you main weapon, preferably an assault rifle, perhaps with attached grenade launcher.

    Along with this, a sidearm, such as the vaunted and venerable M1911A .45. ACP, for when you are cleaning your weapon and suddenly confronted with the enemy, or in other situations where the main weapon just isn’t available in the heartbeat you really, really need to kill someone right in front of you.

    Lastly, no good Marine will ever be caught without his bayonet and/or fighting knife, preferably both, for when all has gone to hell or you simply need to quietly separate some dirtbag’s soul from his body.

    While an assault rifle was supposed to strike that balance between the Mauser 98k main army rifle, high-power, long distance, accurate shooting, and the MP-40 (close range, rapid fire) it can’t be all things to all people.

    That’s why a balanced weapons mix is required for the job.

    At least, until we can get issued phasers, with settings like Stun, Kill, and Miss (the Stormtroopers’ favorite setting apparently)

  • SHADY

    Rodney
    Not sure, I’ve never had the dis-pleasure of meeting him!

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Shady,

    Heh. Was Buzz the bozo who got knocked flat on his ass?

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    I was hoping he was going to do one of those drop kick moves on him like he did on Journey to Babel.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Yep.

    Long rifle shot (more than 200 yds)

    Rifle (asault rifle) shot (10 yds to 200 yds)

    Shotgun (5 yds to 25 yds)

    Pistol (5 yds to 25 yds)

    Steel (inside 7 yds)

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    C’mon out heah. I back up on a cemetery complete with crematorium. We’ll do you right!

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    But they do run out of charge…

    One time! In the Omega Glory and that was after slaughtering thousands of Yangs.

  • SHADY

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1175046831

    Go here to see Buzzy shooting his .308 !

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Hahahaha… that made my day!

  • docdave

    suite, I never want to be in knive range with bad guy. A shotgun is also good at close quarters, perhaps better.

  • Buzz

    Much safer to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

    Your right, they don’t pull .308 rounds out with tweezers.

  • Buzz

    Come on out to the farm Rod, well get some coyotes. I’ll show you the back 40. Pal

  • Buzz

    Ahhh, yee of little faith.

  • 2Hotel9

    Mike Zulu, you bring us that touch of reality so desperately needed in these gadget obsessed times. Bravo!

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Oh yee of no demonstrated worth or ability.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Buzz,

    Who’d trust you with a firearm? Much safer to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

  • docdave

    Lastly, no good Marine will ever be caught without his bayonet and/or fighting knife, preferably both, for when all has gone to hell or you simply need to quietly separate some dirtbag’s soul from his body.

    Hsnd to hand combat will never be my forte especially at my old age. The only way I would be willing to use a knife is if I was sticking it into a sleeping enemy.

  • thejackle

    That was great

  • Buzz

    We should all go “hunting”!!

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    One time too many for that user, wasn’t it?

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Is that what you call the post hole attachemnt of a backhoe?

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    But they do run out of charge…

  • isit2012yet?

    HAHAHa

    Good One

    I loved how he pulled out the gun and called each shot ….

    8 ball in the corner pocket!!

  • Buzz

    You come too Jag, you’ll like us flat-landers.

  • jimmypop

    that was funny. it was better because it was shatner.

  • http://suitepotato.blogspot.com/ sayanything-4808

    Guns are good for distance, but knives never need reloading.

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