I Dispense Relationship Advice
Earlier today I got an email from a reporter named Alexa Scordato from Nerve. I’d never heard of it before, but as near as I can tell it’s sort of like Maxim only quite a bit raunchier.
Anyway, she asked me if I’d take part in an article she was doing about relationship/sex advice from “Republican activists.” That’s certainly not an area were I consider myself an expert capable of dispensing advice to others, but since she asked nicely I decided to oblige. Apparently this article is part of a series called “Sex advice from...” with people from a different group or demographic responding each week.
You can read my answers to the questions at the bottom of this page. This one was my favorite:
What’s the best place to pick up a conservative?
Gun stores, I’d imagine. There can’t be a lot of liberals in gun stores looking for deals on ammo.
They didn’t include all of my answers to the questions (I was also asked where I thought the best place to stage an orgy was), but whatever. It was sort of fun to respond, but I’m not sure why anyone would consider this sort of thing worth their time.













