Huffington Hysteria: Palin Is Miss Al Qaeda America

Yikes!
This guy needs a deep breath, some medication, and judging from the absolutely hysterical tone of his rant, I’d say he may need to go change his drawers as well.
I’ll say this, though – he could win an award for squeezing the most irrational, hateful hyperbole into one paragraph:

To the unified delight of all the other morons of both sexes assembled at last night’s Repustule Convention, the glass ceiling took another head-butt courtesy of a scrunch-wearing no-nothing and now — incredibly — the race is on. While thousands of conventioneers frequently burst into spontaneous cheers (one wishes that many of them could have burst into spontaneous flames instead) all too reminiscent of the ones heard in brauhauses in Munich in the early 30′s, the spectacle of the bespectacled bobble-headed boobie capably reading her teleprompter gave the crowd of dead-enders the hope they have prayed so long for. For unto them has been delivered the perfect candidate to further their agenda, one that can deflate and defeat any and all who try to use reason and sense to better this nation’s future chances at survival by invoking a large uterus and a tiny brain. Forget “Network” — this is “Idiocracy”, the cult film by Mike Judge that charts the descent of the American intellect to a level of nationwide doltishness.

Palin just absolutely scares the bejeezus out of those guys, doesn’t she? Oh, and here’s one more paragraph by this charmer:

It’s homespun terrorism tailored to appeal to “the average American” and orchestrated nice as you please by the most efficient cultural terrorists this side of Wannsee. It comes bearing Tupperware bowls of Chex Mix and almond bark. It carries a bible and an AK-47 and wears its ignorance on its lapel, right next to the flag pin (which was finally stuck in place after several hours of processing the instructions that come with it). It invokes old glory and Old Glory and hates really only one thing: you.

She carries an AK-47 and a bible? I must have missed that part.
Like I said, this is old, but I just stumbled across it this morning. Politico apparently thought it was still relevant enough to have a link to it still up, so I thought the pants wetting hysteria of the whole thing was still relevant enough for comment.
By the way, in a tell tale way, this is how the article ends:

McCain-Palin. Allah help us.

That short sentence says a mouthfull, doesn’t it?

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  • kbiel

    Gee, I always thought the AK-47 was the choice of leftist revolutionaries.

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  • dawneyr

    How rude! He's offended scrunch wearers across the world! Actually, sounds like he doesn't care much for someone who can hold her own with the help of God and those who relate to her earth-touching red heels, rather than the help of humanists who can't seem to shake the influence of that God/man whose heels touched the earth and were lifted from the earth on our behalf about 2,000 years ago. He can't help but allude to this when he says, "For unto them has been delivered" which sounds so much like my favorite composition from Handel's Messiah, For Unto Us a Child is Born, which of course is a direct quote from the Bible. He wishes we could burst into spontaneous flames? Gee Beave (a subtle tribute to the heel-wearer's adorable hairdo), I thought the anti-scrunchies were selflessly and of course without fiscal and political motives, running around screaming like headless chickens because they DON'T want us to burst into flames as is the imminent prediction of ‘helium" inhaling Gore groupies. I'm hurt, man. Oh dear, he'll be ejected from the coven now! He's exposed that the Bible should always be publicly linked to tiny brains and large uteruses. They can't make any "progress" in removing Jesus Christ from history and public life if they don't make people believe that postmodern intellect and peace are only achieved without the Creator and sustainer of the universe. Er, duhhhh makes sense. And if that isn't possible, then pass Bible-criminalizing laws under the guise of compassion and tolerance, and by all means, deceitfully train the future "Christian" leaders to erroneously teach that God is in all and all are capable of becoming a god and that all paths lead to God or at least some really shiny christ consciousness, which is blatantly against the clear statement of Jesus Christ saying, "I am the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." This crossless package includes a free bonus if you order within the next ten minutes you will receive a bloodless false christ that you can just breathe in (plus shipping and handling and your eternal soul tiny print). According to the head cheerleaders (Rah rah Tony Blair!) of the UN's Millennium Developmental Goals, large uteruses, or, reproducing at a God-gifted rate, is about as tiny-brained as actually believing in the God of the Bible! I think Sarah Palin can handle the criticism, especially since she isn't bearing it alone. I know that the Lord Jesus can handle it because He already did just before saying, "Father forgive them. They know not what they do."

  • http://Array dannyboy

    Palin just absolutely scares the bejeezus out of those guys, doesn't she?

    No, she makes us laugh. And conservatives cringe.

    running around screaming like headless chickens

    So, are the decapitated chicken heads screaming, while the bodies are running around?

    Don't you Jesus freaks know about paragraph breaks? Does Leviticus ban that too? "Thou shalt not hit the Enter key!"

  • Pilgrim

    dannyboy said:

    No, she makes us laugh. And conservatives cringe.

    Looks like the only cringing going on is the cringing the left is doing over Chia-pet head Biden and his idiotic statements.

    She's making the left writhe with rage, not roll with laughter.

    Scares the crap out of you, doesn't she?

  • dannyboy

    Scares the crap out of you, doesn't she?

    Again, no. She's a laughable person, nominated by a laughable party.

    Nice one with the Chia-head, though, that's good.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Again, no. She's a laughable person, nominated by a laughable party.

    Someone's whistling past the graveyard.

    The liberals always come unglued when confronted with a vibrant, strong-willed conservative.

    You get the most flak when you're over the target.

  • dannyboy

    a vibrant, strong-willed conservative.

    Oh, there's no doubt Palin is that. But that's one of the reasons she's so laughable, no one will break her conviction to the Bush policies. Not reading newspapers is another. Being able to see Russia from her house is another. Pushing abstinence on everyone but her own daughter. An endless source of comedy.

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