Huffington Hysteria: Palin Is Miss Al Qaeda America
Yikes!
This guy needs a deep breath, some medication, and judging from the absolutely hysterical tone of his rant, I’d say he may need to go change his drawers as well.
I’ll say this, though - he could win an award for squeezing the most irrational, hateful hyperbole into one paragraph:
To the unified delight of all the other morons of both sexes assembled at last night’s Repustule Convention, the glass ceiling took another head-butt courtesy of a scrunch-wearing no-nothing and now—incredibly—the race is on. While thousands of conventioneers frequently burst into spontaneous cheers (one wishes that many of them could have burst into spontaneous flames instead) all too reminiscent of the ones heard in brauhauses in Munich in the early 30’s, the spectacle of the bespectacled bobble-headed boobie capably reading her teleprompter gave the crowd of dead-enders the hope they have prayed so long for. For unto them has been delivered the perfect candidate to further their agenda, one that can deflate and defeat any and all who try to use reason and sense to better this nation’s future chances at survival by invoking a large uterus and a tiny brain. Forget “Network”—this is “Idiocracy”, the cult film by Mike Judge that charts the descent of the American intellect to a level of nationwide doltishness.
Palin just absolutely scares the bejeezus out of those guys, doesn’t she? Oh, and here’s one more paragraph by this charmer:
It’s homespun terrorism tailored to appeal to “the average American” and orchestrated nice as you please by the most efficient cultural terrorists this side of Wannsee. It comes bearing Tupperware bowls of Chex Mix and almond bark. It carries a bible and an AK-47 and wears its ignorance on its lapel, right next to the flag pin (which was finally stuck in place after several hours of processing the instructions that come with it). It invokes old glory and Old Glory and hates really only one thing: you.
She carries an AK-47 and a bible? I must have missed that part.
Like I said, this is old, but I just stumbled across it this morning. Politico apparently thought it was still relevant enough to have a link to it still up, so I thought the pants wetting hysteria of the whole thing was still relevant enough for comment.
By the way, in a tell tale way, this is how the article ends:
McCain-Palin. Allah help us.
That short sentence says a mouthfull, doesn’t it?
