How McCain Could Consolidate His Conservative Base
All it would take is one phone call.
All it would take is one phone call.
If his base is male 7th graders.
We need a bill allowing all male 7th graders to vote.
What? liberals get to vote.
HUCKABEE’S REWARD KEY FOR MC-CAIN
FOR HIS FAITHFUL SUPPORT OF CHILD SACRIFICE BY ABORTION, AND FOR HIS ENDLESS EFFORTS DEMONIZING AND MOCKING OF THE EVANGELICALS AND FUNDAMENTALISTS, SHALL HUCKABEE JUSTLY REWARD MC-CAIN WITH THE KEY TO THE GATE OF HEAVEN, OR KEY TO THE GATE OF HELL?