How Long Do You Think Salman Rushdie Will Live Now That He’s Been Knighted?
So...the British have decided to bestow a Knighthood on Salman Rushdie, the author of the controversial (at least in the Islamic world) book, The Satanic Verses. As we all know, the Religion Of Perpetual Homicidal Frenzy decided that the book was an insult to Islam and therefore the author must die.
They put a reward on his head - and in their 7th century reality that really means on his head - and he had to go into hiding for ten years to keep from being butchered by those enlightened Messengers of God.
And now he’s being knighted by the Brits in what has to be an in-your-face eff you with a capital “F” to Iran. Done with dignity, pomp, and circumstance, of course. The mullahs are in a tizzy over this and the usual cries of Islamaphobia have begun. The degenerate West, they howl, hates Islam because Islam is pure and holy and we prove it by offering a badge of honor to a vile apostate like Rushdie. Let me see if I can clear this up a bit.
We don’t hate Islam because we’re Islamaphobic. And we don’t hate Islam in general. We hate the radical factors that are determined to drag Islam right back to a world where murder is a duty, women are uneducated property, and their entire society is controlled by illiterate, unwashed mullahs with absoultely no frame of reference other than the Koran.
Just take a look at what just happened in Gaza. The enlightened Holy Warriors on both sides if the issue, Hamas and Fatah, slaughtered each other by the dozens while screaming how great God is. Am I missing something here? They actually took prisoners to the top floor of high rise buildings and threw them off, bound, to their deaths. Does anyone out there actually think that if Israel, their great bogeyman and their proclaimed reason for their constant rabid state of violence, were to cease to exist that they would just say, good, great, now let’s all live in peace and harmony and sing kumbaya forever?
Not in this universe. What just happened clearly shows that if they didn’t have Israel to hate and kill they will hate and kill each other. For Allah.
These people are the worst examples of humanity. Oh...by the way, I should explain my use of the word “hate” above. Is it right to hate? Should I hate these people? Well, yeah. These people want to kill me, my family, you and your family and all your friends. They want to tear down everything better people have built and replace it with a primitive, savage culture where science is nonexistant and to be educated in anything but the Koran is a death sentence. So, yep, I pretty much hate those bastards. So sue me.
I think, though, if I had been Salmen Rushdie I might have thought long and hard before accepting that Knighthood. The unwashed mullahs have already started their hollering for his head again and with the ascendant Muslim population in Britain - much of it radicalized - they may get it this time.
Despite the honor maybe his reply should have been, thanks, but, no thanks.
UPDATE:
It seems that our friends the Pakistanis have joined in the screeching for Rushdie to die in horrible ways. One minister even said that the Knighthood “justifies suicide attacks.” Nice. Check this out:
The Religion Of Peace. Right.














