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Monday, December 17, 2007

Hospital Blogging: I’d Sell This Blog For A Cheeseburger Right Now

After two days on a liquid diet, that’s not a joke.

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It’ll be ok Mick.  Mom will get you a cheeseburger as soon as you feel better. wink


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Carol on December 17, 2007 at 09:00 am

Rob,

I hope you feel better soon.

Creasy on December 17, 2007 at 09:15 am
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Yeah, get well soon, sir. (Sorry, just saw the first post.)

Teacherdave on December 17, 2007 at 09:46 am

Whistler: He’ sick, he’s suffering hallucinations, does the term Palace Coup ring a bell? Or, are you afraid he wouldn’t fight to keep it and you’d be stuck?


No matter the age or state of health, for a military man it is always glorious to tilt at windmills, rescue a fair Dulcinea and be a gallant knight in armor in a glorious cause.

Neiman on December 17, 2007 at 11:27 am

I’m going to refrain from telling you about the medium roast beef combo I just had from Arby’s.  Get well soon, tough guy.

Clint F on December 17, 2007 at 12:28 pm

Man, last night he wouldn’t sell for a whole pizza.  Now I’m buying it for a lousy $1.59 cheeseburger. 

What the heck I’ll splurge for the Royale du Cheese.


The Debate is over!  Global Whining has been confirmed.


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The Whistler on December 17, 2007 at 12:31 pm
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I understand--the last few hours before the surgery were the worst, ‘cause I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but the surgery was delayed.

Bike Bubba on December 17, 2007 at 12:52 pm

Just wait until you have to drink the stuff to clean you out before the operation.

You will be offering the blog to anyone who can spirit you away from the place.

The good thing is that you are going to be amazed at how much better you feel as soon as you wake up. Your favorite things that you shouldn’t eat are no longer going to make you feel miserable later. You will think that you had a total body transplant.

Resist the temptation on the way home but plan on a coming out excursion on Sunday in about a week starting at Dennys at 0700, McDonalds at 0830, (Milk of Magnesia at 0930 will clean you out in time for brunch and football at your favorite sports bar (Hooters qualifies as a sports bar)), nap at 1000, Wendys at 1200, laying around and passing gas at 1300, good to go for brunch at 1430, nap at 1700, Burger King at 1900, football at home with your favorite chili cheese dogs at 1800, late night at Taco Bell at 2200. Tucked in with another dose of MOM at 2300.

Sleep tight.

ews48 on December 17, 2007 at 01:09 pm

I offered to go to Subway and get him a sub, take it home and boil it, strain it and bring it back but he wasn’t that hungry.  Whistler wanted me to get him a pizza and put it in a blender!!


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Carol on December 17, 2007 at 03:19 pm

Hey if that blended pizza would have helped me get Rob’s blog that’s worth $363,563.76 for less than $20 I’d be happy.


The Debate is over!  Global Whining has been confirmed.


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The Whistler on December 17, 2007 at 03:54 pm

LOL, that’s what Gene Simmons and his wife did after their surgery. Well, it was actually their kids who got tired of their whining so their tossed the steaks in the blender!


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Anna on December 17, 2007 at 04:00 pm

Whining?  You gotta feel sorry for Carol and Sophie!


The Debate is over!  Global Whining has been confirmed.


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The Whistler on December 17, 2007 at 04:12 pm

Rob:  I feel just awful!  Here I just got home with a Jake’s Famous Grilled Burger and boardwalk fries. Well, enough of that.  Hurry back!  : )


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pparets on December 17, 2007 at 04:13 pm
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