Healthcare Homer – Donny Baseball Drives Progressive Pitch Over Green Monster, Onto Street
Anne Lamott is a San Francisco writer, some-time comedienne, and an apparently well-known “progressive activist.” A kind of Bill Maher in soft drag. Her most famous line may be,
You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” (from Traveling Mercies)
Yesterday, the LA Times published an open letter from Ms. Lamott to Barack H. Obama, excoriating him for his supposed attempts at bi-partisanship (Yeah, right!) and pleading with him to essentially ram ObamaCare down the throats of those of us who disagree, regardless of how many we are, or how reasoned our arguments may be. Or, for that matter, whether the country can afford it.
Of the total votes cast that long-ago November day, I’m guessing that about 1,575 people wanted you to try to reconcile the toxic bipartisanship that culminated in those Sarah Palin rallies.
The other 66,880,655 of us wanted universal healthcare…
I hate to sound like a betrayed 7-year-old, but you said. And we believed you. Now you seem to have abandoned the dream. That is why moderates and liberals and progressives like myself all seem a little tense this summer. It is time to call your spirit back. We will be here to help when you get back from vacation…
Do it for Teddy Kennedy, boss. Do it for the other Kennedys too, for Dr. King, for Big Mama, for the poorest kids you met on the trail, the kids who go to emergency rooms for their healthcare, do it for their mothers and for Michelle. Just do it.
There is no word yet on a copyright infringement suit by Nike.
This morning, my good friend, Donny Baseball, responds to Ms. Lamotte in exactly the thoughtful, direct, reality-based manner her smarmy, soap-opera entreaty deserves. The put down is priceless.
Let me bypass over your obvious elitist condescension (filled with horror and disgust at the notion of deliberating with Chuck Grassley are you? Curious that, and seriously, how jejune is the obligatory Sarah Palin dig?), your ignorance of our Constitution, and get right to the heart of the matter. Barack Obama promised you what was not his to give and you were a fool to accept the promise. What did he promise? You think he promised you healthcare, but what he promised you was my property. If I am a taxpayer, he promised you my money and my children’s money. If I am a buyer of Treasury bonds, like the Chinese government, he promised you my nation’s resources. If I am a doctor, he promised you my expertise and attention – again my property. If I invented a medical device, he promised you my property. If I am a shareholder in a pharmaceutical company, he promised you my money. If I am an inventor of future medical technology, he promised you the fruits of my toil. Again, it was not his to promise and I will not relinquish it. That is why you will be left heartbroken and it is your own fault. You wouldn’t offer to sell you house to a person with no money to buy it and you wouldn’t trust your life to a stranger, so why would accept this empty promise? It is foolish to count on a promise that cannot be met.
I’ll make it easy for you by framing things in your puerile puppy love analogy. It is not Republicans that are saying “we’re just not that into you.” It’s Americans. We got on that couch and looked at that adorable guy too, and when he tried to advance, aggressively, to the heavy petting stage, we had second thoughts. This is not what we bargained for. We came to the couch in a fit of pique, emotionally drained from recent experience, and lured by the siren song. Now, however, we are back to thinking rather than feeling and emoting. Now we realize we should have stayed away.
This is the real world, honey. We live with finite resources and almost infinite complexity. Learn how to live in such a world and stop placing faith in leaders to wave a wand and make things just so. Stop trafficking in feel-good, utopian pap and get educated.
Sincerely,
Donny Baseball
Unwilling Underwriter of your Utopian Dreams
Donny has it exactly right. Lamott and the Left are exhorting Obama to stick his hand in other people’s pockets, taking other people’s property, simply to make the Leftists feel good about themselves and their generosity. That’s a load of crap!
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