Piers Morgan says he’ll deport himself if America doesn’t pass gun control

I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.

Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

Rob Port is the editor of SayAnythingBlog.com. In 2011 he was a finalist for the Watch Dog of the Year from the Sam Adams Alliance and winner of the Americans For Prosperity Award for Online Excellence. In 2013 the Washington Post named SAB one of the nation's top state-based political blogs, and named Rob one of the state's best political reporters. He writes a weekly column for several North Dakota newspapers, and also serves as a policy fellow for the North Dakota Policy Council.

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  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    “seriously consider” Weasel words, so that when he doesn’t leave, he’ll say, “I said I’d consider it, I didn’t say I’d go”.

    In a related story, Johnson & Johnson, newly merged with Smith & Wesson, has introduced their new line of “No More Piers” shampoo in a gun shaped bottle.

    • banjo kid

      Yea! give me a case .

  • http://Sayanythingblog.com The Whistler

    I’m going to miss him….

    • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

      Not if you lead him just a little bit…*

      *Closed Captioning for the Humor Impaired: “Yes”

      • $8194357

        Don’t need much of a lead as he moves pretty slow
        other than his lips flappin..

  • spud

    They don’t need to pursue any gun laws if they win next presidential election Hillary clobbers any republican currently they can do as they please as they will most likely have control of the highest court of the land. That’s the power game they want to get.

  • Thresherman

    “relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage,”

    Perhaps if this glittering jewel of monumental ignorance could see beyond the tragedy at Sandy Hook, he would note that the tidal wave he claims is totally nonexistent. Violent crime rates have been plummeting as guns sales have been skyrocketing. Sandy Hook, while tragic, is, in nation of some 300 millions, a statistical anomaly.

    What is worse, this chowderhead probably knows this and like the rest of his liberal brethren in the media, are studiously and dishonestly ignoring it. They don’t want a discussion, they want a lynching with the NRA dangling at the end of the rope.

    Don’t give him a chance to stay, deport the SOB and then he can go to work trying to stop the ‘relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage” in his own country by joining the fight to ban chef’s knives there.

    • two_amber_lamps

      Grounds for deportation should be easy enough… his leftist soapbox ranting is subversive and he’s obviously harboring beliefs that are not in alignment with the constitutional founding of this nation…

      8 USC § 1182 (D) (i) – Inadmissible aliens Immigrant membership in totalitarian party

      Any immigrant who is or has been a member of or affiliated with the Communist or any other totalitarian party (or subdivision or affiliate thereof), domestic or
      foreign, is inadmissible.

      THEREFORE: Comrade Morgan as a leftist totalitarian was inadmissible at entry and his status as Permanent Resident should be nullified.

      Thank you, have a nice day!

  • $8194357

    Don’t let the door miss ya were the good Lord split ya. lefty.

    But all liberals and socialists think alike and just “know better”
    what is right for the “collective good”..Ask Whoopie…..She will tell ya.

    “Our task of creating a Socialist America can only succeed when
    those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.”
    Sarah Brady, Chairman, Handgun Control Inc.
    Source: The National Educator, January 1994, Pg.3

    “History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subjected peoples
    to carry arms have prepared their own fall.”
    Adolf Hitler, Edict of 18 March 1939

    “And we should — then every community in the country could then start doing
    major weapon sweeps and then destroying the weapons, not selling them.”
    Bill Clinton, President, sworn defender of the U.S. Constitution

    “I’m convinced that we have to have federal legislation to build on. We’re
    going to have to take one step at a time, and the first step is necessarily —
    given the political realities — going to be very modest. Of course, it’s true that
    politicians will then go home and say, ‘This is a great law. The problem is
    solved.’ And it’s also true that such statements will tend to defuse the
    gun-control issue for a time. So then we’ll have to strengthen that law, and
    then again to strengthen that law, and maybe again and again. Right now, though,
    we’d be satisfied not with half a loaf but with a slice. Our ultimate goal —
    total control of handguns in the United States — is going to take time. My
    estimate is from seven to ten years. The problem is to slow down the increasing
    number of handguns sold in this country. The second problem is to get them all
    registered. And the final problem is to make the possession of *all* handguns
    and *all* handgun ammunition — except for the military, policemen, licensed
    security guards, licensed sporting clubs, and licensed gun collectors — totally
    illegal.”
    Pete Shields, Chairman, Handgun Control Inc.
    “A Reporter At Large:
    Handguns”, The New Yorker_, July 26, 1976, 57-58] (
    Note: Pete Shields was the founder of HCI and its first Chairman.)

    “When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical
    Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount of
    individual freedom to Americans …
    And so a lot of people say there’s too much personal freedom.
    When personal freedom’s being abused, you have to move to limit it.
    That’s what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on the
    public housing projects, about how we’re going to have weapon sweeps
    and more things like that to try to make people safer in their communities.”
    President Bill Clinton,
    3-22-94, MTV’s “Enough is Enough”

    “You don’t have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That’s
    contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.”
    Edwin Meese III,
    Attorney General in the Reagan Administration

    “We can’t be so fixated on our desire to preserve
    the rights of ordinary Americans…”
    Bill Clinton, USA Today, 11 March 1993, pg. 2a

    “Gun Registration is not enough.”
    Attorney General Janet Reno, 10 Dec 1993

    “Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The
    prohibition of private firearms is the goal.”
    Attorney General Janet Reno

    “What good does it do to ban some guns. All guns should be banned.”
    Senator Howard Metzanbaum (D-OH)

    “This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation
    has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient,
    and the world will follow our lead into the future!”
    Adolph Hitler, 15 April 1935, in address to the Reichstag

  • banjo kid

    Do not let the door hit you in the a– take your communist gun control ideas with you please . We have enough nimbus ideas with out some replant UK resident making comments on our constitution. Hey bring your navy with you if you return, I would be glad to fight you once more .

  • PANTTERA

    His children will never see the inside of a public school. She will attend a school protected by armed guards.
    Would this law have stopped the SH murders?

  • MissTrixieB

    I’ll help you pack and drive you to the airport.

  • abe-froman

    Please do mail yourself back you limey hack

  • Beth Renstrom

    Get out of here Piers Morgan. We don’t want you or you kind in Amercia. Take all of your family and your stuff on the next plane out. You are an idiot and your PR on our airwaves is a bunch of horse-pucky.

  • JoeMN
  • Big D

    If it wasn’t for the US your country would be part of Nazi Germany because your country decided to bow to pressure long ago and give up most of your guns.

  • joe

    I’m really disappointed in a lot of you. Why aren’t you defending His First amendment rights as mush as you defend our 2nd amendments rights? The Constitution was written to protect our rights, weather or not you agree with them or not, be it someone saying something you don’t like or you being able to own guns. Just think about it.

    • JoeMN

      So by your logic I must entertain the possible surrender of my second amendment rights simply to keep Piers Moron from self deporting, thereby depriving himself of his first amendment rights ?
      I have a better solution.

      He can move to one of those liberal paradises in which an individual is considered property of the state.
      PS; Just be sure he has no rogue opinions which may clash with the powers that be first.
      (Not that he or any other libtard media drone has that problem now)

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