Having Cured All Of His State’s Crime Problem, One Brave Democrat Declares War On Beer Pong

Apparently beer pong, or even just video games that simulate beer pong, is a big problem in Connecticut.
Seems to me that Americans should be free to play drinking games until completely obliterated if they want to, and should only invoke the wrath of law enforcement if they commit actual crimes while intoxicated. Making the consumption of alcohol during the course of a game in and of itself a crime smacks of the sort of stupidity that was at the heart of the prohibition movement.