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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Global Warming Summits Cause Global Warming

No joking.

Dec. 6 (Bloomberg)—Government officials and activists flying to Bali, Indonesia, for the United Nations meeting on climate change will cause as much pollution as 20,000 cars in a year.

The delegates each will produce an average 4.07 metric tons of carbon dioxide, or CO2, to reach the resort island 950 kilometers (600 miles) from Jakarta, according to estimates e- mailed to Bloomberg by the UN agency holding the conference.

Some of the 187 nations participating in the two-week forum promised to offset their so-called carbon footprint by planting trees or buying emission credits.

The offsets thing is such a crock.  When you emit carbon, you emit carbon.  Planting a tree isn’t going to change that.

You’d think these people could all get together via the internet or something.  Or at least pick a somewhat less remote part of the globe to go to.  But then that’d mean they wouldn’t be able to go to Bali.

And what good is holding a global warming conference to talk about the coming environmental apocalypse if you can’t do it from a cushy resort on the sun-drenched beaches of some tropical paradise?

Comments

"estimates e- mailed to Bloomberg by the UN agency holding the conference.” That is the funniest thing I have seen today. What a bunch of morons.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on December 6, 2007 at 05:14 pm
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Jeez, with all the trees these a**holes are going to plant, where are they going to grow the corn for ethanol or food for their citizens?

Maybe that latter point is their solution to the “climate change crisis.” No food means less people via starvation.

joated on December 7, 2007 at 07:08 am
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When you emit carbon, you emit carbon.  Planting a tree isn’t going to change that.

Not only that, since all of this global warming is melting the greenland ice-shelf and the artic permafrost of northern asia, the total number of trees on this planet could increase by as much as 1/3, which is more than enough to offset even the most liberal estimates of CO2 emissions over the coming centuries.

Global warming pays for itself.

Jimmy the Dhimmi on December 7, 2007 at 09:24 am
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