Friday Funny: Democrats On An Escalator

Funny because it’s so, so true.

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  • http://Array Mickey

    There were no Democrats in the WTC. That was an office building where people worked.

  • frickel

    Conservative columnist David Brooks today: “we are intensely social creatures, deeply interconnected with one another and the idea of the lone individual rationally and willfully steering his own life course is often an illusion”

  • Ken

    Mitch Hedberg was a genius.

    One of the best decisions I’ve ever made was seeing Mitch live a few months before he died. One of the best comedy shows I’ve ever been to (well except for the fact that Stephen Lynch also performed with him). You could tell he was spiraling out of control when he spilled his alcohol on stage and got on his hands and knees to lap it up like a dog.

  • k_lunch

    “An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

    -the late, great Mitch Hedberg

  • k_lunch

    seeing Mitch live

    Lucky.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Sounds like something someone who’s lived too long in a big city might say…

    socialism: a form of psychosis closely related to (some suspect caused by) overcrowding.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Rich gooey irony.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    We’re sure it was funny when your mother tripped over a rock and found you in the depression where the rock used to be.

  • Charlie Porcaro

    That would be “Elevator out of Order” signs on the escalators at the Providence Place Mall.
    Actually, there was a proposal to ban escalators because of the Americans with Disabilities Act

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Woof, thank GOD they weren’t on an escalator!

  • Charlie Porcaro

    Sadly, I have seen Elevator out of Order signs here, but then, I live in Rhode Island.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    Bike Bubba,

    Heh!

  • WOOFX

    Besides elevators to the observation deck there were many scattered throughout the WTC.

    7 The Tower’s skylobby elevator systems separate express from local runs. There were 239 elevators and 71 escalators in the four buildings operated by the Port Authority at the complex.

    thanks for illustrating that you have no sense of humor.

    I’m sure it was hilarious when the midwife
    dropped you on your head.

  • WOOFX

    Childish.

    Somehow all those NY Democrats
    managed to get out of the
    burning WTC.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Somehow all those NY Democrats
    managed to get out of the
    burning WTC.

    I don’t think there were escalators in the upper levels of the WTC, genius.

    But thanks for illustrating that you have no sense of humor.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Classic. Mitch Hedberg was a genius.

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