First Say Anything Caption Contest

Sunday, May 30, 2004

First Say Anything Caption Contest

By Rob on May 30, 2004 at 10:06 am

Since posting will be very light for the rest of the weekend I'll leave you all with a caption contest to keep you entertained.

Take a look at this picture:

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Then think of a clever caption for it and leave it in the comments. The winner (if there are enough to be judged) will receive a free 1-week ad on my sidebar worth a whopping $10.00.

If this works well perhaps I will make it a weekly thing.

Have a fun and safe Memorial Day.

Update:

Winners announced.

Comments

John Kerry prepares to unleash the fury of his legendary Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on his political foes.

dowingba on May 30, 2004 at 02:05 pm

Oh, Lord, Heal, I say, Hhhhheeeeeaaalllll this unworthy sinner!!!

homercles on May 30, 2004 at 03:05 pm

So I told her, yeah, they feel real and, by the way, did you know I served in Vietnam

sonofnixon on May 30, 2004 at 03:05 pm

"Yes, indeed, not only was her net worth more than double of my first wife, she had also grown accustomed to the life of a Senator’s wife, AND she had these simply STUPENDOUS...”

Jay Tea on May 30, 2004 at 04:05 pm

Sorry about the double posting. I guess I could say I did it first for the left one, then for the right one…

Jay Tea on May 30, 2004 at 04:06 pm

Ok I admit it im a piece of shit now would someone please take that AK out of my ass. Well no Mr Kerry we will not but for the sake of humanity I will pull the trigger.

ME on May 30, 2004 at 07:05 pm

"Luke, I am your Father.”

The Sicilian on May 30, 2004 at 09:05 pm

"You can’t see me.”

The Sicilian on May 30, 2004 at 09:05 pm

Then, Harry Potter cast this spell at the monster, and it was, like, WHOOSH! That’s when I wet ‘em.

Big Dan on May 31, 2004 at 07:05 am

In related news, Senator John Kerry demonstrates his mime skills, which he said he plans to fall back on after losing the landslide election in November. “OOOOO,” He was quoted as saying, “I’m trapped in an invisible box! Almost lifelike, yes?” A local poll showed that 95 percent of spectators agreed Kerry was, indeed, “almost lifelike.”

Big Dan on May 31, 2004 at 07:05 am

*song plays while Kerry dances*

“He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
Waaa Whooooo”

Canuck on May 31, 2004 at 11:05 am

"And this is the only reason I’d ever consider getting down on my knees and begging Hillary to be my running mate. ...honk honk.”

Mark J on May 31, 2004 at 01:06 pm

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