Fargo Forum Focuses On Important Political News: Will Hoeven’s Mustache Be A Factor In His Campaign

• January 14, 2010

I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for this story with bated breath. And it’s an important one to report.
I mean, it’s not like Senator Kent Conrad is on the verge of breaking a huge promise he made on his vote to raise the national debt ceiling. It’s not like Senator Conrad didn’t just pen a column for Forum Communications in which he blatantly lies about the health care bill. It’s not like Earl Pomeroy isn’t making some transparently pandering moves in introducing carbon regulation legislation that already exists in the Senate and making absurd claims about how he’s suddenly surprised at how often he disagrees with Obama.
No, the big front-page political news story in North Dakota is obviously John Hoeven’s mustache.
Good work, Forum Communications. That ought to be good for losing another couple of thousand subscribers.

Tags: Domestic Issues, North Dakota News, Politics

http://Array sayanything-106

DINO STFU.
sayanything-106

That’s because they don’t really want to report the news. The shinny red ball should the miss steps of the ND congressional leaders.
franklin32

“A number of studies over the years have shown that voters perceive candidates with facial hair as less trustworthy than their clean-shaven counterparts” …

I believe this. When I saw this man’s photo earlier in the week, I thought he looked like something out of the early 80′s – meaning outdated and probably not too smart. I immediately said he would never get my vote. Yes, that is shallow, but it is honest.
robert108

“Oh, that’s why The Government is controlled by the Democrats.”

No, the Dems lied their way into office in both ’06 and ’08 by claiming to be fiscally conservative. Obama promised to “cut taxes for 95% of Americans” and to “go through the budget line by line, and cut out wasteful spending.” He has done exactly the opposite, of course, which is why we are in this worsening Obama recession.
http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

I heard there was some more job cuts at the Herald.
sayanything-203

If you have a mustache, maybe you can comment on the Hoeven’s.

E,

Your comment about mustaches suggests that those who comment on economic and fiscal policy matters should have some experience in those fields, that those who comment on national security or intelligence matters should be similarly experienced, and that those who critique Christianity and Christians should be versed in the Bible and the Judeo-Christian history and traditions. If that is true, that would leave very little for the “progressive” lemmings to talk about, except, of course, personal insults and adolescent invective… areas that they already have pretty well covered. Wouldn’t you agree?
farm4money

I’ve had a mustache for fourty years …… bats right …. now go crawl in a hole
Lock ‘em up

Interesting. What does that have to do with your master’s post about the mean old Fargo Forum?
farm4money

best not try, she deer hunts and is a damn good shot ……. on second thought, please do
http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

I’d be happy if retards that never held a real job would quit using the
force of government to regulate it for our own good.

Ellinas since I know you’re slow on the upchuck, I was referring to the
idiots in the Whitehouse and Democrat Congressional leadership that have
never had a job but insist that they know how to run the economy.

They don’t.

By the way the one thing Greek Women like Ellinas are proud of it’s their
‘stache’s.
sayanything-3430

This is exactly why they are sinking and new media is taking over. This is really silly. I joke about things like that but that’s joking. Wow. Of course I was told that some of the ND press was making fun of my weight during a TEA Party so maybe appearance is big in North Dakota.
farm4money

Hey, got a news lead for the forum for the paper tomorrow ….

‘HOVEN HAS TROPHEY WIFE’

then the next day ……..

“HOVEN HAS TROPHEY DAUGHTER”

He is running as a repub. so the media can go after his kids and thats ok ……. wonder if she has a boyfriend, i have a single son here age ????????????
Sparky Five-buckle

It looks like a porno-star mustache.
John Hoeven?
sayanything-106

Which is probably just as thick as Hovens.
http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

Maybe the ND Dems will nominate a mustached guy themselves to close the gap
with Hoeven. After all Hoevie doesn’t have much going for him besides the
‘stache.
farm4money

If i remember correctly, only one president had ties to ND …… Teddy Roosevelt ……. nice mustache teddy ……. BULLY …….

who gives a poop about any politicians mustache ……
sayanything-203

e,

Your intrusiveness into my personal appearance begs the question: Why is my choice to wear facial hair or not relevant?
robert108

It’s just typical leftie stalker behavior. Off-topic and intrusive.
farm4money

thanks for my laugh of the day …….
sayanything-6693

Three MILLION people in Haiti ravaged and 100,000+ estimated killed by massive earthquake and The Forum features a mustache?!?!?! What an insult. Call it a local paper, but there were the 100s of people from ND there when it happened and are now doing things to help that nation.
Billy

Yeah, the real story is Heidi Heitkamp’s moustache.
Lock ‘em up

Oh, that’s why The Government is controlled by the Democrats.
sayanything-106

Hey Skippy, is that all you have, you sound like a retarded version of DINO.
http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

That’s mean.
Sparky Five-buckle

Nice racist bait, Kevin. Douche.
studakota

And they would be correct as witness the big spender Corzine of New Joyzee.
sayanything-203

Granted it isn’t really much of a mustache, but then the Fargo Forum certainly isn’t much of a serious new outlet either.
Lock ‘em up

Poor poor Conservatives. The world is so unfair when you are a small minority on the fringe of society. Now you are even bringing Rinos down with you.
sayanything-70

Still and idiot
http://sayanythingblog.com robport

I wish I could the like button more than once on that one.
sayanything-453

Bat One,
Your comment about Hoeven’s mustache suggests that the right wing lemmings who comment on economic and fiscal policy matters should not have have any experience in those fields, that those who comment on national security or intelligence matters should be similarly inexperienced, and that those who critique Christianity and Christians should not be versed in the Bible and the Christian history and traditions. If that is true, that would include all the neocon/con lemmings, including you, and render y’all unable to talk about anything except, of course, personal insults and adolescent invective… areas that they already have pretty well covered. Wouldn’t you agree?

And to imitate and paraphrase two of your friends (2h9 and r180) I have this to say:
Prove to us that you don’t look like a shaved vagina, you whiny lying c*nt.
You lie. Everytime you lie, I smack you with the truth.
sayanything-453

Your dislike of liberals is noted.
I wish and pray your daughter gets married to an ultra-liberal
sayanything-101

Another example of the hard hitting journalism of the ND media monopoly.
sayanything-4416

That’s because only 28% have experienced higher education.

Ignorance and conservatism go hand-in-hand.
centralillinoisan

Majority of US is conservative. Typical liberal making a personal attack when you can’t back up the facts.
sayanything-453

So the concern is real.
sayanything-101

Not to worry; I suspect LSS is planning on relocating as many Haitians to Fargo as they can manage to get away with!
sayanything-101

Hillary Clinton has a pretty good mustache going. http://i48.tinypic.com/e
sayanything-453

OK! I am ready. Let me know when.
When I am dome she will have a newfoufound respect for eight point bucks.
sayanything-101

http://i48.tinypic.com/eg314.jpg
centralillinoisan

have you heard of independents? Still leaves the majority of Americans stating they’re conservative.
http://sayanythingblog.com robport

Apparently if this is the best they can do.
centralillinoisan

Again, no facts just attacks. Point made.
sayanything-453

Bat One do you have a mustache?
sayanything-453

A number of studies over the years have shown that voters perceive candidates with facial hair as less trustworthy than their clean-shaven counterparts, said McMillen and Jeffrey Adler, a political consultant in Long Beach, Calif., for more than 25 years.
sayanything-453

Goon! SYFM.
sayanything-453

I will! Your wife’s.
sayanything-2804

You hear that……… It’s the wind rushing through the empty space between your ears.
sayanything-7134

saw it and could only think wtf, he might even have a pimple on his butt. Can you say slow news day?
sayanything-453

Bat One you said: “Granted it isn’t really much of a mustache, but then the Fargo Forum certainly isn’t much of a serious new outlet either”.

If you have a mustache, maybe you can comment on the Hoeven’s.
On the other hand if your lips look like a shaved vagina……..
Not being intrusive…..just sayin’.

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