Mine doesn’t look like a grub in a turtleneck!

RebTex on December 21, 2008 at 06:14 pm

LMAO. Good come back. Cant stop laughing.

Seriously, if it had much more sensation, the friction of my jeans while I walk would keep it harder than Chinese arithmetic!
Yup!

RebTex on December 21, 2008 at 06:14 pm

Nah! Not true. The foreskin prevents that.

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likwidshoe. Spot on. You hit the nail on the head. I am not circumcized, never had an infection and neither did my wife. As far as cleaniness goes, a little water and soap go a long way.

Move_Zig – I understand you have a preference, but in the face of this report I see no scientific support for your arguments, just your fervent druthers.

*shrugs*

Thanks for the insult.

If you believe that you can cut off a nice chunk of skin and not also cut off nerves, I can’t help you. There is evidence out there that shows how the skin is completely covered in nerves, but I’m not going to lead you to them.

If you want to doubt the history of how circumcision came to be so popular in the States, I won’t help you. Just Googling Kellogg of the breakfast cereal fame will get you started. Did you know that Kellogg Corn Flakes itself was for the purpose of discouraging sexual activity?

A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment.

Weird guy.

If you want to believe that circumcision is “cleaner”, that’s your prerogative. The rest of us will shower daily and wonder why some of you are so dirty that it’s better to hack up the penis, rather than simply clean it.

If you want to believe that you can cut off the skin of the penis and the victim won’t feel pain, I don’t know what to tell you. If you need “scientific proof” that cutting off skin causes pain, then it is pointless to talk.

If you’re that worried about smegma, then goodness! I don’t know what to say about that.

As for the scientific fact that infections take hold more easily in dark, warm, moist places, no fucking shit Sherlock. As for the concern that circumcision protects against HIV risk because the practice ends up killing the natural penis, *SHRUGS*. I don’t opt for mutilation to protect sluts. It’s a weak-assed selling point you’ve got there. I prefer those weird old conservative ideas of personal responsibility and just deserts for the wicked. Ya fuck around, you’ll end up catching something. With one in five teenagers in this country already infected with sexually transmitted herpes, you’ve got to know going in that sleeping around is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals. You could mutilate those genitals of yours to protect yourself, but that’s a weak selling point.

Suit yourself, I just say that it should be a CHOICE.

Radical idea, I know. I prefer not to force some baby to forever live the rest of his life with mutilated genitals and contrary to a claim up above, with the full approval and insistence of the hospital (they make a lot of money off of foreskin). The practice is repugnant. It is a violation of the most personal kind.

You would think that disgusting homosexuals would know more about dicks, but I guess that’s just a phallusy. Then again, they persevere in engaging in deviant sexual practices in the face of years of medical findings that have proven that what they do leads to the transmission of AIDs/HIV. That pretty much puts the kay-bosh on any argument they know anything about health.

Circumcision Reduces HIV Risk in Heterosexual Men

Thursday, December 18, 2008 9:11 AM

A new U.S. study has found that being circumcised significantly reduced the risk of HIV infection in heterosexual African American men known to have been exposed to the virus. The findings complement those of recently reported clinical trials in Africa, where interventional use of adult male circumcision similarly reduced the risk of HIV infection in heterosexual men. The findings of the new study, along with similar results from other studies, suggest that circumcision may protect other heterosexual males in the U.S. The promising new findings are reported in the January 1 issue of The Journal of Infectious Diseases, now available online.

Dino – Americans are smaller because of the barbaric practice of sniping off the tip to keep little boys from masturbating. But you only lose 50% of the most errogenous skin on your body.

Another deplorable habit of the twisted American culture and the sexually repressed and conservative Victorian era.

Wow! This is actually right on. The only thing he didn’t mention was the circumcision robs the male of up to 90% of the nerves in the penis. The practice really took off in the early 1900′s as a way to stop boys from masturbating. Look up the sordid history and the role that Kellogg (of the breakfast cereal fame) had in the matter. The answer of “it’s cleaner” came much later.

It’s barbaric any which way you look at it. And for those of you who believe that it is “cleaner” – we live in America where we take showers just about every day. Where do you live? The desert? Worried about sand or something?

di butler – If you don’t want to be circumcised, don’t.

Come on, that’s just dishonest.

What’s next? If you don’t like clitoridectomies, then don’t get one? Did you have a voice at three days old? Let’s be honest about it.

As for what “looks better”, why in the hell is a mother doing cosmetic surgery on her son’s dick? If you don’t see the problem there…

Some of you conservatives who proclaim to be for “freedom” have a big blind spot on this one.

No, no, no. That part’s Black.

Dude, settle down now.

What I was looking for was authority to the statement you made which was:

The only thing he didn’t mention was the circumcision robs the male of up to 90% of the nerves in the penis.

Oh?

I didn’t realize that the foreskin, if it served to protect the soft corona, glans and meatus, would be so chock-full of nerve endings. Having 90 percent of the nerves in the penis would seem to defeat its utility as a relatively- insensitive protective sheath.

I acknowledge that your opinion differs from mine. I was just wondering if you had any authority to back up your percentage statement.

Don’t be such a schmuck.

Heh heh.

Sparkie: Please, your ignorance of Scripture is appalling! Stick to what you know!

Tonto Rodriguez! LMFAO!

How many ethnic groups can you offend in one sentence- that was great!

The potential for comedy gold…

This study was headed up by the guy who was looking to perfect spray-on condoms….

….is limitless with this!

It’s not like France is trying to compensate for anything.

I mean, given their stellar military history, non-effeminate men and impeccable hygiene…I can’t think of one thing to make up for.

We all know the Germans were forced to lie about their “size” as part of their Unconditional Surrender in WW2…but we all know who wins between France and Germany.

I am Greek. I shall measure and report back to you.
In the mean time people can admire my nuts.

If someone says they have more than a foot check to see if they are measuring from the bunghole forward…:-)

Keith Funnenstien, aka Dr. Fun. A very rude, crude, jokester and musician who use to play at the Red Carpet in St. Cloud, MN.

Dino,

Get a fucking grip, pardner. And a life… *jeez*

*jeez*

LoadTheMule on November 29, 2008 at 05:24 pm

Sounds like what the condom is supposed to keep from spilling/squirting all over the place.

Dino is just covering up (pun intended) that he is a wanker.

Americans are smaller because of the barbaric practice of sniping off the tip to keep little boys from masturbating.

Dino,

It’s ok, everyone has masturbated. You need to be concerned with the frequency problem you have and that hair growing on your palms.

Keep practicing, some day you’ll find a nice girl who doesn’t see you as a total loser.

Meanwhile, I assume you are not even an American so your opinion on our politics is insignificant. Go piss up a rope.

di,

I never try to have reasonable conversations with children–especially spoiled ones. I just have them go peddle their warcries elsewhere.

Trying to get attention-seeking brats to be reasonable and polite is like trying to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Dino boi,
As much as you want to flourish your sexual preference, one would think you’d know a little more about a male body.
Firstly, circumcisions aren’t while:

while they’re strapped to boards screaming and going into shock

And they don’t do them in the back seat of a Lincoln, either.
/Vague reference to a famous John Belushi skit.
For more than 20 years, they’ve been done with a bell clamp.
It fits in place & the cover snaps into position.
It’s rare that you’ll even see the infant flinch.
That said, being circumcised has absolutely no bearing on the length of the male penis.
In fact, the tissue that’s removed has no muscle in it at all.
Also,once the tissue is removed, it allows more sensations in the glans area because it’s no longer sheathed.

PLEASE strive to be more than an ignorant recepticle.

This study was headed up by the guy who was looking to perfect spray-on condoms….

Move_Zig. I am not circumcised and have not suffered any of the ailments you mention.
Circumcision is a religious practice of the Semitic people.
Most is not all Europeans, Christian Russians, and Asian non Muslims do not circumcise. The afflictions you mention have been medically debunked. As far as cleanliness goes,it is not hard to clean a dick whether limp or hard.

Mickey is late to the game. No women in my love life. LOL

At least now you’ll have something to berate me with since your pseudo-intellectual arguments are utter crap.

hygiene?

You eat fecal matter. Don’t speak to us about hygiene, you disgusting perv.

The Benefits of Circumcision

Medical Benefits

Reasons many parents choose circumcision

Research studies indicate that there are good medical reasons why your son should be circumcised. These include:

* Circumcision substantially reduces an infant´s chances of getting a urinary tract infection (UTI) during the first year of his life. Although the rate of urinary tract infections for infants is not very high (around xxx %), UTI´s are becoming increasingly difficult to treat (see here for a discussion).

* Cancer of the penis – that effects xxx men in a thousand – is essentially eliminated in circumcised males.

* Research shows that males who are circumcised have a lower risk of getting sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). In addition, partners of circumcised males are less likely to contract vaginal infections (e.g. yeast infections).

* Circumcision eliminates foreskin infections that occur throughout childhood.

* Circumcision prevents phimosis, a narrow opening that makes it impossible to retract the foreskin at a later age.

* Genital hygiene is easier after circumcision.

* Circumcision virtually eliminates the accumulation of smegma.

References

1. E.J. Schoen et al., Report of the Task Force on Circumcision Pediatrics 1989; 84: 388-391

2. Canadian Medical Association Journal; March 1996: 154 (6)

3. Agarwal SS, Sehgal A, Sardana S, Kumar A, L uthra UK. Role of male behaviour in cervical carcinogenesis among women with one lifetime sexual partner. Cancer 1993; 72: 1666-9
hs, London 1986.

circumsized people are just egyptian slaves, correct? that’s the original fxn, its just been romanticized and moralized by the religious types.

your endurance increases if you’re cut, substantially. I’m thinking of my woman too.

false. endurance does not increase, pleasure decreases. yours and your woman’s. bummer bro. and you are an egyptian slave to boot.

its a good thing the slavs didnt get let in on this survey. the europeans would have been embarassed. also, greece is no surprise. i’m sure italy is down there too. moma’s boys with little dicks. heh.