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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Eulogy for a Fallen Friend

The death of common sense:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain;

Why the early bird gets the worm;

Life isn’t always fair and,

Maybe it was my fault.

Now, I’m not so sure that it was a natural death.  I tend to believe that common sense was bludgeoned to death by society.  So many of the things that we have done seemed to contribute to the death of common sense.  For example, we reward every kid who participates in an activity, even at times to the point where there are no winners, then we are amazed that kids are not motivated by competition.

In ourr schools, we have held common sense down and beaten him senseless.  Teachers don’t teach.  They pass on a series of facts and the students copy them down.  Common sense would tell you that the kids don’t learn anything that way.  They learn th facts just long enough to recite them on a test.  Actually, common sense can’t tell you that becuase he is out back getting his butt kicked by zero-tolerance policies.

That’s another weapon in the arsenal against common sense.  Now, I understnad that schools need rules.  I also understnad that certain things are bad to have in schools.  Zero-tolerance policies only accomplish one thing.  They make sure that common sense gets nowhere near any decisions.  When a school treats a kid taking an aspirin the same way that it treats a kid dealing cocaine, common sense is dead and buried.

Every time you see a kid doing something lacking common sense, think about why that kid did what he did.  Most likely, it’s because an adult showed him that way of thinking.  Kids only behave in the way that they see adults behave.

We can raise common sense from the dead just like Jesus did Lazarus, but we have to start with the kids.  When you hear of a school coming up with a policy that lacks common sense, speak up.  When you see an adult do something stupid, speak up.  Maybe, just maybe we can bring common sense back to life.

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Steve: Better prepare for a double service...Common Decency passed about the same time!



For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda.

Frederick W. Kagan

Proof on March 10, 2007 at 02:18 pm

"How strange that we so abuse our native tongue to call them common sense and common decency, when they are the two east common things to be found in life.”

A. G. Memory


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on March 10, 2007 at 02:42 pm

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

By Rudyard Kipling
1919

AS I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place.
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four—
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man—
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began —
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire—

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!


Out Here
Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on March 10, 2007 at 03:11 pm

The lefties killed it.


"One must regard his leftist opponent as a parent regards his recalcitrant child. Don’t give an inch in a debate with a leftist, and you’ll soon frustrate him to the point that he falls back to his default position. He’ll gainsay your every point. He’ll even resort to calling you names and accusing you of having suspect parentage.”

robert108 on March 10, 2007 at 10:01 pm
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This is quite a touching story. I would like to get your permission to read it to the california drug treatment center where I volunteer. Patience there will really enjoy it.

notmini on January 24, 2008 at 06:40 pm
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