Enjoy Your Socialist Holiday
And when you’re barbecuing with friends or enjoying the last few rays of summer sunlight at a lake or beach somewhere, remember that your day off from work today was created by a Democrat, Grover Cleveland, seeking to placate radical socialist labor leaders who had murdered a police officer in the Haymarket riots.
The only reason Labor Day is today instead of May 1st, the traditional day of international socialist celebration, is because President Cleveland didn’t want to make it too obvious that he was pandering to commies.
So hooray for organized thuggery! And the next time you hear of a factory closing in the United States or jobs being moved overseas, be sure to thank a union member!
