ELF Destroys Two Radio Towers In Washington Because Residents “Don’t Need” More Radio Waves

Caution: Kids at play.
ELF, that’s the Earth Liberation Front to all of us unlightened types, apparently decided to protect the citizens of rural Washington state from the evils of radio waves they have decided just aren’t necessary:

SEATTLE — Two radio station towers near Seattle that have generated intense local opposition were toppled early Friday in an act of sabotage that bore the initials of the radical Earth Liberation Front.
The towers for KRKO-AM – one of which was 349 feet tall – were torn down because of health and environmental concerns, according to an e-mail from the North American ELF Press Office, which has represented the shadowy group in the past.
“We have to weigh our priorities, and the local ecosystem in Everett, along with the local residents, do not need additional sports news radio station towers that come at the expense of reduced property values and harmful radio waves,” ELF press office spokesman Jason Crawford said in the e-mail.

Radio waves, bad. Bad. You just don’t need them.
On behalf of the residents there, I would like to thank ELF for deciding just what it is that they do or do not need in their lives. Mighty thoughtful of them, eh?
Oh, by the way – do you suppose this little plot was coordinated by ELF…..on their cell phones?
Surely not.
Thanks to Interested Participant via Jawa for this one.