Economy Is So Bad Fake Boob Sales Are Collapsing

Can anyone now deny that we are truly in the grips of an economic depression?

With the stock market in a tailspin and home values dropping, demand for breast implants is sagging too, city docs say.
“The number of the bigger surgeries has gone down for sure,” said Dr. David Shafer, a Manhattan plastic surgeon. Breast enlargement surgery can cost anywhere from $4,000 to more than $10,000.
“People are definitely thinking twice right now,” said Dr. Sydney Coleman, another Manhattan surgeon. He said his colleagues in the lucrative field are starting to feel the pinch. “They’re complaining about it,” he said, “and they don’t usually complain.”

Coming soon to a legislature near you: Bailouts for plastic surgeons.
It’s too big an industry to let fail!