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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Denver Has To Actually Create An Ordinance Banning Possession Of Human Waste…..

.....because if the intentions of some of the protest groups who want to disrupt the Democratic National Convention.

I wrote a piece the other day about the fact that Denver is looking at banning pipes and chains and such, but when you have to add this to the pile then you have to know that you are truly dealing with some twisted individuals:

The proposed bill would also make it illegal to possess any noxious substance, such as human waste.

Protesting by using human waste as a weapon? Gak.

Let me tell you something.....if you play in human waste for any reason, sexual, personal, or otherwise - in this case political - you have issues that go WAY beyond whatever it is you’re protesting.

To anyone out there who actually thought that this was a good idea - get a life.

And some serious, serious help.

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Protesters who want to recreate 1968, yet when I answered the “it’s an urban myth” about our military being accosted with vileness when they returned from Vietnam and my own spouse had a garbage can of raw sewage dumped on him, one of the not so fine commenters here all but called me a liar. Just sayin’ that obviously Denver understands what it was really like in ‘68 and ‘69 and they don’t want that repeat.

Pal2Pal on July 20, 2008 at 08:10 pm

If they outlaw human waste, they’ll have to move the convention elsewhere.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on July 20, 2008 at 08:36 pm

Now they’ll have a legal excuse for not getting their shit together.


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If they outlaw human waste...can they arrest you for carrying a concealed weapon???



Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
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Proof on July 20, 2008 at 09:00 pm

That’s where the body cavity searches they have planned come into play.

Kevin on July 20, 2008 at 09:05 pm
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it is perfectly natural for feces to be flung at people… chimps do it… and therefore ought to be legal.  this is %#^#%!

/my best Sparkie impersonation

HG on July 20, 2008 at 09:09 pm

So if you crap your pants are you in possession of human waste? smilehe, he, he…


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goon on July 20, 2008 at 10:33 pm

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This is bigotry I tell you.

Mickey on July 21, 2008 at 05:58 am
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Does that mean Democrats are not allowed in Denver?

Harry on July 21, 2008 at 06:32 am
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