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Obviously, nobody’s told Bill Clinton…

If only Edwards had been invited..

If Charley Sheen’s in town, he’s probably got them all hooked up with Private Escorts anyway.

Obviously this is fallout from Rob not going to the convention.

I’m also disappointed because he was going to hear nothing but Rob Lowe comparisons from me all week.

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Question.  Is that girl in the picture a firefighter or something?  I thought most firestations had given up the pole and had everyone sleeping on one floor.

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Just like the Democrats to stiff a working girl!

Excuse me, you were saying?

Obviously this is fallout from Rob not going to the convention.

Rob has to tip for female attention?

Just like the Democrats to stiff a working girl!

Nice sexism, Proof. Not to mention Rob’s insinuation that this is how girls put themselves through college. I’ve heard that line before, but usually its from macho Democrat elitists. Rob is keeping pace, I see.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Rob feels strongly in favor of Coed education, that’s all.

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I’m sure if Rob did show up at La Boheme it’d be because he was there for the opera.

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

She works at a strip club, and her last name is Horning…

Oh my Lawd… I might never stop laughing.

"Experience… that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” -CS Lewis

Magnum PI
I bet its a stage name. Its too… appropriate not to be.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

I dunno, it’s a little subtle. You’d think something closer to like… Candy Suxx.

"Experience… that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” -CS Lewis

I don’t frequent stripclubs, but in Vene[rial]zuela I had the opportunity. Frankly, I’d rather go swimming in Jersey with the medical waste.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Yeah.  Darn those icky girls, right Sparkles?

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

Rob’s recently listened-to songs:

Nice sexism, Proof.

Are you off your meds again, Sparkless? Grow a sense of humor!
Note the word “stiff” in it’s context. Consider it as part of a play on words. (As unfamiliar as you might be with the concept of “stiff”!)

Excuse me, you were saying?

Rob

Darn those icky girls, right Sparkles?

Strip clubs in Venezuela are ‘icky’, what can I say.

Sorry though, I don’t get a kick out of paying girls to pretend to f*ck me. In the strip clubs I’ve been to, in Venezuela, Miami, and Montreal… one could walk out with a girl for a few extra bucks. If you think I want a HIVbox rubbed on my knee, you’re wrong.

I got a buddy who never ‘gets any’ though and he loves it. “Dude you should’ve seen it.”

As Zig-zag puts it:
Get some.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Strip clubs in Venezuela are ‘icky’, what can I say.

As are all of the ones I’ve seen. You’re gonna have drunk perverts googling (mostly unattractive) women. They already have low standards. Why have a classy...or clean...place?

For the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of my country.

I’m thinking the reality is more like Sparkie having his regular stool in the bar, always shows up in a dirty trench coat only tips the girls quarters.

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Whistler
I think you are confusing me with Bill Clinton.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

And you’re claiming to NOT being Bill Clinton?

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Dude. That’s the meanest comment I’ve ever received on this blog. You cold hearted bastard.

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”