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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Cute Otters Holding Hands

Because if it’s good enough for the blogs of opinion editors for major American newspapers, it’s good enough for Say Anything.

Anyone else wondering what an otter burger tastes like?

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Anyone else wondering what an otter burger tastes like?

Rob: You otter be ashamed! Now you’ve given PETA something to stew about! What is your beef with them? (And why am I suddenly so hungry?)



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Proof on April 28, 2007 at 07:56 am

Proof,

Gives new meaning to the old phrase, “You otter be in pictures.”


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Bat One on April 28, 2007 at 08:08 am
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“You otter be in pictures.”

Worst pun you’ll hear all day.


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Rob on April 28, 2007 at 08:09 am

"Thank you very much!  And don’t forget to tip your waitresses and bartender when you leave.”


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Bat One on April 28, 2007 at 08:14 am

Why do I suddenly feel so gay…


I think Rob hates me… I mean, just look at the pic he took of me!

Sphagnum on April 28, 2007 at 11:02 am

Well you do live in California?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on April 28, 2007 at 11:08 am

Sphagnum
You mean ‘happy’ right? ‘Gay’ as in ‘gay’ is a negative, hurtful word and no one should ever use it unless they are gay or a gangsta rapper. The correct way to say it is ‘heterosexually-challenged individuals’.


Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Sparkie Arbuckle on April 28, 2007 at 11:14 am

::EH HEM::  Why do I feel so heterosexually-challenged at the moment?

Oh, that’s right, proximity to San Francisco…


I think Rob hates me… I mean, just look at the pic he took of me!

Sphagnum on April 28, 2007 at 11:21 am

Rob:

Anyone else wondering what an otter burger tastes like?

Would that be Emmet Otter or the carnivorous aquatic mammal?  If the latter… a bit like puppies in a blender, I suppose.  You’d have to ask Glenn Reynolds, no doubt he’s tried them already.

Carrick on April 28, 2007 at 09:45 pm
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Carrick: At the risk of spoiling Rob’s prediction, I think he’s speaking of his significant otter!



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Proof on April 28, 2007 at 10:08 pm

Carrick,

If you’re interested in some background music for your little puppet show, how about the old Disney favorite, “Weasel While You Work”


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“Weasel While You Work”

Or you could wait for some stills from the video…
“Someday my prints will come”



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 03:59 pm

Proof,

Ah… well if that’s how you’re gonna be, there is always the Russian symphonic ode to spring training baseball, Modeste Mussorgsky’s famous “Pitchers at an Exhibition.”


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 05:52 pm
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B1: I’m impressed! I always had you figured for someone who thought The Nutcracker was something you did off the high diving board!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 06:01 pm

You guys otter be ashamed for all this punny puns.


You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

docdave on April 29, 2007 at 06:23 pm
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dd: No need to pelt us with insults!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 06:24 pm

Doc,

Did you just now ferret out what’s been going on over here?


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Did you just now ferret out what’s been going on over here?

B1: Always one to gopher the cheap pun!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 06:53 pm

Proof,

When it comes to sheep puns, I’m your goat to guy.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:12 pm
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Quite a yarn, B1! But, you’ll not pull the wool over my eyes! (Although you nearly grazed me with that last one!)



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:16 pm
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Just remember that I won’t cotton to you changing the fabric of the discussion! So no bob and weave!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:18 pm

Proof: I see some more puns looming in your future.


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robert108 on April 29, 2007 at 07:20 pm
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Not as warped as Woof, I trust!



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r108: A-hem! I should cuff you for making loom puns up out of wholecloth! Not tailored for your sense of humor at all! (And no cutting remarks from you, B1!)



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:32 pm

R108,

Darn right, there are.  And though we’ve had sew much fun with this, we’ve still managed to needle the trolls who passed by, going to tit for tat with the best of them.  It may seem complicated, but really its pretty thimble.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:33 pm
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B1: Are we through with this thread?



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:36 pm

Cutting remarks?

That is but a shear fantasy, Sir.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:36 pm
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I want us to be in accord…



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Pinking one’s opponent is common in fencing...and I might add you are a convincing foil!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:38 pm

This has been sew much fun, I’m in stitches!


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:38 pm
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My goodness but you two are easily amused....


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Rob on April 29, 2007 at 07:39 pm
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B1: Chalk one up for your tailoring puns! Fairly seamless!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:39 pm

It’s always fun to mis-use words with a duel purpose.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:40 pm
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I’m afraid I’ve thrown down the gauntlet with the wrong gentleman! Good thing this is not epee as you go!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:42 pm

Proof,

Ya’ got me!  I’m very much into Japanese weapons, swords in particular, but I know nothing about their European cousins.

What can I say, but touche!


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:48 pm
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B1: I salute you and retire from the field, bloodied but unbowed! Try not to mask your exuberance!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:51 pm

My goodness but you two are easily amused....

Rob,

Not nearly so easily as Proof makes it seem.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:54 pm
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Not nearly so easily as Proof makes it seem.

Don’t touch my mustache!



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Proof on April 29, 2007 at 07:57 pm

Proof,

My Dad has an IQ of 148 or so, a true photographic memory and an undergraduate degree from an Ivy league school which he completed in three years, without ever opening a book, according to my mother.

When I was growing up, this was one of his favorite dinner table amusements, and of course he never lost (except when he intended to.)

Thank You!  I’ve not had such fun in a long, long time.


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Bat One on April 29, 2007 at 07:59 pm
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You guys crack me up.

Who knew that punning was such an art form.


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Rob on April 29, 2007 at 08:58 pm
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I’ve not had such fun in a long, long time.

Me, too! Perhaps we’ll do it again some knight when there’s joust nothing better to do!



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