Cow Emissions More Harmful To The Environment Than Car Emissions?
Meet the world’s top destroyer of the environment. It is not the car, or the plane,or even George Bush: it is the cow.
A United Nations report has identified the world’s rapidly growing herds of cattle as the greatest threat to the climate, forests and wildlife. And they are blamed for a host of other environmental crimes, from acid rain to the introduction of alien species, from producing deserts to creating dead zones in the oceans, from poisoning rivers and drinking water to destroying coral reefs.
So, just to get this straight, the world’s worst sort of pollution is...cow farts?
Burning fuel to produce fertiliser to grow feed, to produce meat and to transport it - and clearing vegetation for grazing - produces 9 per cent of all emissions of carbon dioxide, the most common greenhouse gas. And their wind and manure emit more than one third of emissions of another, methane, which warms the world 20 times faster than carbon dioxide.
Livestock also produces more than 100 other polluting gases, including more than two-thirds of the world’s emissions of ammonia, one of the main causes of acid rain.
So it’s not just cow farts, per se, that are causing the environmental problems. The act of ranching has some impact to, but mostly the problem is cows pooping and farting and peeing.
Which, to me, is just bizarre. I mean, animals have been pooping and peeing and farting on this planet for eons. Now we’re supposed to believe that the poop and gas is harming the environment? Isn’t said poop and gas part of the environment? I’m no scientist, but I don’t think you can get more natural than cow poop.
Plus, if cow farts are hurting the environment, what about people farts? There are about 6.5 billion people on this planet, and we all poop and fart. Are we causing global warming too? Should we engage in a campaign to lower the world’s population? Maybe start limiting births and killing the mentally handicapped? After we all go vegetarian and euthanize the domesticized cattle population, that is.
That’s the sort of absurd conclusions I draw from this data. How are we supposed to stop pollution from cow asses? How are we supposed to stop pollution from our own asses? Could it be that all this concern over global warming is unfounded? That global warming is really just a natural climate trend not really caused by the actions of humans or animals at all? And that cow farts are really just a normal part of the environment that the ecosystem will adapt to?
I think that’s an easier explanation to swallow than the idea that cow farts are going to bring about environmental destruction.
But what do I know. I’m not Al Gore.
