CNN Reporter Busted In Central Park At 3am With Meth, Rope Attached To Genitals, Sex Toy In Boot
According to the New York Post it “wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

According to the New York Post it “wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.”

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn’t think it would be a good fit.
Just curious- What would he regard as a good fit for a gay? (snicker snicker)
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IF he gets fired, maybe he can get a job with the NY Times?
....or the san francisco chronicle…..?
Let’s see. Busted in Central Park with:
1. Wearing a rope with which to perform auto-erotic asphyxiation.
2. Tweaked out on crystal meth.
3. Carrying a sex toy for back-up, in case #1 and #2 don’t get the job done.*
But do not think to criticize or judge Johnny Quest for his actions. He is an esteemed member the MSM, and does not exist to endure the rambling of mere “bloggers”.
*Don’t ask how I know these things. I do a lot of my reading on the Internet.
Was the man in the park at least… cute? (just kidding people) lol