Chelsea Clinton Gets Groped In Philly Gay Bars

The Whistler • April 22, 2008

This has to be the strangest story of the election season so far.

“I grabbed her ass,” shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
“I’ve been trying to find you all night and I found you and you’re gorgeous,” Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her.
“I think Chelsea looks better in person and she’s got the body and ass of life,” said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug.

Ass of life? Congratulations, Christopher Murray. From here forward all your future employers and lovers Googling you to find out who you really are will find out that you’re an “ass of llife” guy. Well done, sir.
On a more serious note, there is a double standard at play here. One has to imagine that if a straight man walked up and groped Chelsea would be immediately taken out by the Secret Service and most likely charged with some sort of assault. But a gay woman does it and everyone laughs.
Oh those zany gays.

Tags: Asshats, Domestic Issues, Politics, The Loony Left

http://Array Spartacus

there’s a vast left wing conspiracy happening out there under out noses, and it smells like smelt, or anchovies, maybe carp…but it’s fishy!!
Hannitized

“Queers” are strange.
http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

Like other Pennsylvania voters, the gay vote is divided, but many in the gay community expressed frustration with Obama and said that the Clintons have a long record of being open to the gay community.

It was only straight women that Clinton raped.
robert108

Just more leftie identity politics, playing the “gay card” and pandering to their favored groups. Leftie politics as usual.
Larry Craig makes some “foot signals”(?), and it’s wall to wall coverage for a week. Pure hypocrisy.
http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

Are you saying that Port Investigations, Inc., just might be able to find this for a prospective employer? :^)
Spartacus

But of course nobody is asking the BIG questions that follows

Chelsea Clinton Gets Groped In Philly Gay Bars

Did she enjoy it? Did it somehow make her think of Daddy? Why does she never, or Hillary for that matter, ever appear in public wearing a blue dress?
Spartacus

No Robert, you just don’t get it. The (D) represents the people. There are no black, hispanic, gay, muslim, handicapped females (royal flush in PC poker) on the rethuglican side.
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

the Dems play so many “cards”, it’s more like Pinochle or Bridge.

That would suggest order. Maybe “52 pick up”?
Mickey

Hillary has an “Ass of Life” also, his name is Bill.
Spartacus

Gay bar? Say it ain’t so. That girl is exponentially more homely than the outcome computer models predicted would result from the breeding of Bill and Hill.
robert108

Actually, the Dems play so many “cards”, it’s more like Pinochle or Bridge.
robert108

Or “Old Maid”.
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

This weekend, Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. When asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, “I’ve never seen so many women with my mom’s haircut.”

-Conan O’Brien
robert108

Considering Chelsea’s location in the story, maybe “Go Fish”.
Spartacus

Considering Chelsea’s location in the story, maybe “Go Fish”.

umm, I might have been a little to nuanced earlier, but you seem to be on point now.
Spartacus

Congratulations to Woof, he finally made it passed last elementary school hygiene class and is now taking middle school hygiene class. And now feels he has the knowledge and authority to discuss middle school hygiene issues. Take it a way WOOOOOF!!!!!11!eleventy!!!
WOOFX

You have reached the sexual sophistication of a male middle school hygiene class.

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