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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Gets Groped In Philly Gay Bars

This has to be the strangest story of the election season so far.

“I grabbed her ass,” shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

“I’ve been trying to find you all night and I found you and you’re gorgeous,” Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her.

“I think Chelsea looks better in person and she’s got the body and ass of life,” said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug.

Ass of life?  Congratulations, Christopher Murray.  From here forward all your future employers and lovers Googling you to find out who you really are will find out that you’re an “ass of llife” guy.  Well done, sir.

On a more serious note, there is a double standard at play here.  One has to imagine that if a straight man walked up and groped Chelsea would be immediately taken out by the Secret Service and most likely charged with some sort of assault.  But a gay woman does it and everyone laughs. 

Oh those zany gays.

Comments

Are you saying that Port Investigations, Inc., just might be able to find this for a prospective employer?  :^)

Bike Bubba on April 22, 2008 at 10:35 am

Like other Pennsylvania voters, the gay vote is divided, but many in the gay community expressed frustration with Obama and said that the Clintons have a long record of being open to the gay community.

It was only straight women that Clinton raped.

likwidshoe on April 22, 2008 at 04:41 pm

Gay bar? Say it ain’t so. That girl is exponentially more homely than the outcome computer models predicted would result from the breeding of Bill and Hill.


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 04:46 pm

This weekend, Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. When asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, “I’ve never seen so many women with my mom’s haircut.”

-Conan O’Brien


A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on April 22, 2008 at 04:50 pm

Just more leftie identity politics, playing the “gay card” and pandering to their favored groups.  Leftie politics as usual.
Larry Craig makes some “foot signals"(?), and it’s wall to wall coverage for a week.  Pure hypocrisy.


If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert108 on April 22, 2008 at 05:07 pm

No Robert, you just don’t get it. The (D) represents the people. There are no black, hispanic, gay, muslim, handicapped females (royal flush in PC poker) on the rethuglican side.


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 05:14 pm

Actually, the Dems play so many “cards”, it’s more like Pinochle or Bridge.


If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert108 on April 22, 2008 at 05:38 pm

the Dems play so many “cards”, it’s more like Pinochle or Bridge.

That would suggest order. Maybe “52 pick up”?



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on April 22, 2008 at 05:41 pm

Considering Chelsea’s location in the story, maybe “Go Fish”.


If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert108 on April 22, 2008 at 05:47 pm

Or “Old Maid”.


If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert108 on April 22, 2008 at 05:49 pm

Considering Chelsea’s location in the story, maybe “Go Fish”.

umm, I might have been a little to nuanced earlier, but you seem to be on point now.


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 05:53 pm

But of course nobody is asking the BIG questions that follows

Chelsea Clinton Gets Groped In Philly Gay Bars

Did she enjoy it? Did it somehow make her think of Daddy? Why does she never, or Hillary for that matter, ever appear in public wearing a blue dress?


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 05:59 pm

there’s a vast left wing conspiracy happening out there under out noses, and it smells like smelt, or anchovies, maybe carp...but it’s fishy!!


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 06:03 pm

You have reached the sexual sophistication of a male middle school hygiene class.

WOOF on April 22, 2008 at 06:29 pm

Hillary has an “Ass of Life” also, his name is Bill.

Mickey on April 22, 2008 at 06:39 pm

Congratulations to Woof, he finally made it passed last elementary school hygiene class and is now taking middle school hygiene class. And now feels he has the knowledge and authority to discuss middle school hygiene issues. Take it a way WOOOOOF!!!!!11!eleventy!!!


"we should select our leaders on principle first, electability second.”

A young man whose wisdom far exceeds his years

Spartacus on April 22, 2008 at 06:55 pm
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"Queers” are strange.

Hannitized on April 23, 2008 at 12:02 am
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