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Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Chelsea Clinton Gets Groped In Philly Gay Bars

This has to be the strangest story of the election season so far.

  “I grabbed her ass,” shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.

  “I’ve been trying to find you all night and I found you and you’re gorgeous,” Dustin Thorn, 31, of Philadelphia told her.

  “I think Chelsea looks better in person and she’s got the body and ass of life,” said Christoper Murray after wrapping his arms around her and giving her a big hug.

Ass of life?  Congratulations, Christopher Murray.  From here forward all your future employers and lovers Googling you to find out who you really are will find out that you’re an “ass of llife” guy.  Well done, sir.

On a more serious note, there is a double standard at play here.  One has to imagine that if a straight man walked up and groped Chelsea would be immediately taken out by the Secret Service and most likely charged with some sort of assault.  But a gay woman does it and everyone laughs. 

Oh those zany gays.

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