Carrion Feeder Morford Fantasizes About Limbaugh’s Kiddie Porn Collection – And More
Can this bottom feeder get any lower?
Mark Morford, vile and hate-filled liberal columnist at SF Gate, has a brand new screed out today entitled Don’t Go, Sarah Palin! Much of it is the usual mocking hatred toward Palin, you know, she’s stupid, ditzy, and so on. It starts out with a dazzling display of snide invective vomited toward Alaska, Palin, and rural America in general:
I know, I know, we all said we were entirely sick to death of you, Sarah, never wanted to hear another folksy, semi-coherent peep, were hugely grateful that you had mercifully receded like a perky red tide back up to the rural bucolic animal-skinned parts of podunk rusticville from whence you came. I know.
Oh, my. But that’s to be expected from far left morons like him. But then it gets better. Here are a few of the juicier insults he strings together:
Now that you’ve up and quit as America’s favorite hottie milf ditzball politico moose-slashin’ anti-choice anti-feminist destroyer of linear grammar…..
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….you thought the Sunnis and Shiites were some weird European soccer teams….
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…those probes into your various ethics violations and your adorable cartoon family…
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I was looking forward to hearing you try to pronounce Ahmadinejad’s name, or locate France on a map, or explain what you’d do to fix health care (“free rifles for all schoolchildren” doesn’t really count).
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I lost you eight paragraphs ago when I wrote all those polysyllabic words. It’s OK.
And he closes with this:
Do you see, Sarah? We need you here, to keep doing your fine and upstanding and nonsensical work, keep making the right the adorable laughingstock of the world it has so very become.
Look, here’s my Platinum Amex. Go nuts at Bloomingdale’s. I won’t tell anyone where you got those Gucci riding boots, promise. Come back soon, K?
While we kind of expect this sort of thing from some of the left, this guy really scrapes the bottom of the sewer. But here’s where he sinks even lower into the ooze in which he so gleefully wallows:
You know, for the longest time, Sarah, I and millions of liberals like me have dreamed that the truth would finally come out about many leading members in the savage, homophobic right-wing party, that we’d finally hear about, say, Rush Limbaugh’s massive kiddie porn collection, or Bill O’Reilly’s sex tapes with numerous gay prostitutes, or Newt Gingrich’s multiple wives. Oh wait.
Dreaming of Rush Limbaugh’s child porn collection – excuse me, massive child porn collection – and Bill O’Reilly’s gay prostitute tapes? Hoo, boy. Not only is Morford vile, he seems to have some serious issues of his own that go way, way beyond his bitter hatred of the right. He makes Bill Maher look like Ronald Reagan.
I have two questions….are there editors at SF Gate? Apparently not, unless that publication enjoys being associated with this bitter and hate filled little man.
Second question: He has a Platinum Amex? If so, he’s seriously overpaid.
By all means, click the link and read the whole thing. Morford could not possibly do a better job of illustrating the meandering and oxygen deprived mindset of the far left if he deliberately tried to do so.
I wonder what O’Reilly and Limbaugh will have to say if they hear about this?
