Caption Contest

  •  February 27, 2005

A while back a reader suggested that I do another caption contest. Always one aiming to please my readers, here you go.

Star Trek Dorks

Here’s how it works: Take a gander at the two dorks above and then put your funniest caption for the photo below. I’ll pick a winner on Tuesday.

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  • http://Array Gluskape

    Darth Vader: “Man, maybe I should have thought more about my decision to join the Dark Side.”

  • Si Phillips

    “GET THAT LIGHT SABER OUT OF MY ASSSSSSSSSSS”!!!!!

  • http://www.captainnormal.org/ Don Myers

    No caption, but an obsevation—who’d have thought that the guy wearing a full Vader outfit in public would be the “normal one.”

  • avitech

    Darth, on a recruitment mission for replacements, figures he struck it rich when he asked this guy, “Hey do you know anyone who has access to some fine young boys who want to serve the Dark Force?”

  • http://www.captainnormal.org/ Don Myers

    Wait, I’ve got one!

    “Vice President Cheney meets with the head writer for the Fox News Channel to insure that White House press releases are reprinted verbatim, as per their agreement.”

  • Seth Williams

    “…and if you tilt his head back, a candy brick comes out!”

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    Don Myers observes, “No caption, but an obsevation—who’d have thought that the guy wearing a full Vader outfit in public would be the ‘normal one.’”

    That guy on the right is a comedian. His shtick is acting like a fanatical supporter of Michael Jackson. You can sometimes see him on Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

    Joshua: that’s a good one! :)

  • Joshua

    “Amid complaints that their current list of character witnesses is too “out there,” the Michael Jackson defense team adds Darth Vader (left) to the list to give some normalcy to the group.”

  • Gary Gunnels

    Sapphire Moonlight,

    I believe his hat has something on it about MJ as well.

  • Gary Gunnels

    Sapphire Moonlight,

    I gather that means he thinks that old Michael is innocent. A Trekkie and a Jackson fan; what a combination! :)

  • Ryan

    Maybe “pro-choice” isn’t such a bad idea?

  • http://sapphiremoonlight.blogspot.com/ Sapphire Moonlight

    I think it says set phasers to innocent. Wow, I’ve never seen better encouragement for men to wear loose fitting underwear: Abandon your tighty-whities for your future children’s sake!

  • Gary Gunnels

    BTW, what does that person’s shirt state?

  • Gary Gunnels

    His Supreme Imperial Majesty Darth Vader Poses with a Fan During “Vaderpalooza 2004.”

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