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BTW, what does that person’s shirt state?

His Supreme Imperial Majesty Darth Vader Poses with a Fan During “Vaderpalooza 2004.”

I think it says set phasers to innocent.  Wow, I’ve never seen better encouragement for men to wear loose fitting underwear:  Abandon your tighty-whities for your future children’s sake!

Sapphire Moonlight,

I believe his hat has something on it about MJ as well.

Sapphire Moonlight,

I gather that means he thinks that old Michael is innocent.  A Trekkie and a Jackson fan; what a combination!

Maybe “pro-choice” isn’t such a bad idea?

No caption, but an obsevation---who’d have thought that the guy wearing a full Vader outfit in public would be the “normal one.”

Wait, I’ve got one!

“Vice President Cheney meets with the head writer for the Fox News Channel to insure that White House press releases are reprinted verbatim, as per their agreement.”

Don Myers observes, “No caption, but an obsevation—who’d have thought that the guy wearing a full Vader outfit in public would be the ‘normal one.’”

That guy on the right is a comedian.  His shtick is acting like a fanatical supporter of Michael Jackson.  You can sometimes see him on Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

Joshua: that’s a good one! 

"Amid complaints that their current list of character witnesses is too “out there,” the Michael Jackson defense team adds Darth Vader (left) to the list to give some normalcy to the group.”

”...and if you tilt his head back, a candy brick comes out!”

"GET THAT LIGHT SABER OUT OF MY ASSSSSSSSSSS”!!!!!

Darth, on a recruitment mission for replacements, figures he struck it rich when he asked this guy, “Hey do you know anyone who has access to some fine young boys who want to serve the Dark Force?”

Darth Vader: “Man, maybe I should have thought more about my decision to join the Dark Side.”