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Monday, April 26, 2004

Breast Investments

There are a lot of worthy causes available when you're looking to donate some money. There are plenty of people suffering even as you read this who could be helped significantly by a modest donation from yourself. The girls at InvestInMyBreat.com, however, aren't suffering in the way the beneficiaries of other charities are.

They just want better boobs.

From their website:

What is InvestInMyBreast.com? InvestInMyBreast.com is a new site to help all women who would like breast implants, but can't afford the high cost of augmentation surgery.

It is commonly known that the majority of women are unhappy with the size of their boobs. Well, now there is a place where you can make your dreams come true! You can get bigger boobs. And how is this possible? It is actually quite simple. InvestInMyBreast.com provides a service in which any woman who submits tasteful pictures and a biography about herself can raise money to reach her ultimate goal: Breast Implants! Visitors of InvestInMyBreast.com will view the variety of different women and, if they choose to, will donate money toward the cost of that woman's breast augmentation surgery.


I understand the desire to look more attractive, but if I'm going to donate money to a cause I'd rather see it go to something a person actually needs. I could see donating some money for plastic surgery for breast cancer survivors, but if Lindsay718 wants to go from a 34B to a 34D she can earn the money the old-fashioned way...by getting a job and working for it.

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Methinks this is another porn site - and another creative way to make people pay for web content.

Toquam on April 26, 2004 at 11:05 am
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No mention of what the ROI is. Are dividends issued? What is the tax rate on any profits gained by the “investment?” Is this a “timeshare” deal? If so how much time (one or two boobs?) a year do I get?

So many questions, so many boobies, and too few answers.

When is that Google IPO?

marc on April 26, 2004 at 04:04 pm
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Forget Google’s upcoming IPO… Booble has already gone public!

Mark J on April 26, 2004 at 04:04 pm
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How is it an investment exactly?  If I help pay for her boobs, she’ll bring her new boobs and her friend’s new boobs over to my place for me to admire?  I think www.buymeboobs.com might have been more accurate.  If I want to actually invest in breasts, I’ll do so for my (future) wife.  That way, if the marriage doesn’t work out, I can get them back… or at least one of them. wink

Mark J on April 26, 2004 at 04:05 pm
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Wonder if there may be a similar site to help us starving college students. If anyone knows of one it could be very helpful. wink wink…

Great blog here, found you via the QOAE, and I look forward to continued visits.

Cheers!
jim

James Doney on April 26, 2004 at 05:04 pm
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Thanks for the compliment, Jim.

Judging from the website, I guess the return on your investment is pictures of the finished product…

Just doesn’t seem worth it to me.


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Rob on April 26, 2004 at 07:04 pm
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Whoops the last part is supposed to say I am on there as “saline lvr”. smile xoxo Jenna

Jenna on May 1, 2004 at 08:05 pm
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Hi everyone!  This is a very interesting thread for me since I am one of “those” girls!  Honestly, I see every point that has been made… and if I wasn’t in desperate “want” of a boob job I would probably be posting the same exact thing!  I personally have already tried getting them the old fashioned way but as a full-time college student and full-time employee there isn’t any time for another job.  I tried getting approved for a loan, but since I am only 21 (well not until 5/19/04) I do not have enough credit history to be approved (I have never financed anything before, I have always saved up for my cars).  Anyway, I just found this thread interesting and thought I would reply in defense to us girls.  Although, I really didn’t defend anything, lol.  I try to reward my contributors with eye candy, something most of the other girls dont do.  That is probably why I have been on there for only a month and a half and have soared to 2nd place, where as other girls have been on there since November and aren’t even close to me.  I am on there.

Jenna on May 1, 2004 at 08:06 pm
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Dear “Jenna” or “Saline Lvr”..

well you certainly are proud of yourself. you got on investinmybreast and in a matter of weeks, managed to post enough soft porn of yourself to make it as(almost) top Dog(there is a pun there). Congrats! now the folks at investinmybreasts and all of your contributors have hordes of jerk off materials and plenty of cyberspace to sell them.And for what? it was a scam. so now, those jerks have your money(second place money)and your “eye candy"to resell on another scam webpage.I am sure that more than a few girls on there were misguided and that ALL of them regret it now with the money all gone but I know for a fact that a few of the girls were there for help.My sister had a profile there, no nudes 4 pics, all g rated.She was there because she really did need help for a reconstruction because her insurance has run out and some insurance companies dont believe that having breasts at all are a neccesity.I will never tell her “I told you so” because she has suffered enough already, but I will tell her that the second place girl lost her money too, maybe that will make her feel better!

Maddy on August 3, 2004 at 09:09 am
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I was on investinmybreast. Myself and another girl took ‘em down. She reached her goal and the money went bye bye. We told jenna and ashlee that they were getting screwed. They even posted rude comments about us because they wanted to believe so badly that the company wasnt a fake.... too bad I guess!

Amanda on August 3, 2004 at 05:08 pm
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Hi Amanda, Im sorry to hear that you and your friend got screwed by them also.What is even more pathetic than people that prey on women the way that they( investinmybreast) did, is the fact that your “sister’s” jenna and ashley turned on you like the snakes they are. Amusing isnt it? I hope they have apologized to you for attacking you, now that she has seen how right you were and how wrong she was. She is just simply too full of herself.

Maddy on August 3, 2004 at 06:08 pm
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