Say Anything Blog

Too funny.  When my wife moved here from the Philly area, the first headline in the newspaper was about a run away bull.  For a week, the news was about a bull. 

Life’s lessons.

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See what cow tipping leads to?

Cow tipping???

I thought it was the result of all that vile hot air that blew through here this afternoon!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

See guys, Al Gore was right.  This is clear proof that global warming is true!!!  The debate is over. /sarcasm

A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.

Breaking...Wind Blows Cows Away

See what a good editor can do for you?

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

may have sent some cows flying into the air.

What do they mean may have?
Either, it did or it didn’t… right? Or, maybe they should wait for confirmation before reporting such bull

Proof,

I have no beef with your revised headline.  But I notice you let the whole ting stew for a while first.  A competent editor would make hamburger out of most news stories in any case.  And local news reports seem to butcher even the most basic details.

Still, I really veal like you have yet to live up to your full editorial potential on this.  I’d steak my reputation on it!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

B1: Now I’m on the horns of a dilemma! Do I hide my talents so as not to cow you into submission? Do I milk the story for laughs? Should I round up whatever figures I have? Would I be branded a cow ard if I don’t accept the challenge? I’d hate to steer you wrong, but I’d hate to see what the cat’ll drag in!
If you want your reputation to fit you to a “T", bone up on your puns if you want people to worship the ground a round you!
(I’m a liver, not a fighter!)

But, then, you realize that an editor chops up a headline, don’t you? Heh.

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

This story is udderly ridiculous.

Congress is the only whorehouse in history to consistently lose money!

Gilby Guy,

Don’t be so cowardly about this!  How about you meat your obligations and flesh out your accusation more fully.  Either that, or just hoof it on outta here.

Proof,

Surely there is some way we can make some money doing this!?  Something to chew on!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

This story is udderly ridiculous.

What this story needs is...more cowbell!

She was only the cattle baron’s daughter, but all of the horse men knew her!

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

B1: It should have been: Surely there is some way we cud make some money doing this!?  Tsk. Tsk.

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

Hay Hay Hay!!!!! Beefore we get out of control with all these puns, lets settle down.

Congress is the only whorehouse in history to consistently lose money!

I go on the lamb for thirty minutes and some turkey wants to chicken out of this pawltry discussion on victuals! Why? Someone hogging all the good puns? I cry fowl! Quail before the Master of Puns! Do not duck your responsibilities nor goose the one who reminds you of them!

B1 may be able to pullet off, but could end up with egg on his face for not getting the yoke! He may still have to eat crow! (He’s such a ham! But it does help him with the chicks! )

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

But it does help him with the chicks!

Didn’t seem to help much yesterday with that old capon!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

if you guys keep milking her like this, she’ll get edema

put a little bag balm on ‘er and put her out to graze

Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Didn’t seem to help much yesterday

Guess you need to stud y some more! (That’s from all the polling data!)

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

What a fowl thing to say, you turkey!  Testosterone levels are hardly the issue.  In that department, I measure up quite handily, thank you!  I took soe pretty fair shots yesterday, and he never even grazed me.

Still, after this remark of yours,

B1: It should have been: Surely there is some way we cud make some money doing this!?  Tsk. Tsk.

I must once again bow to the master!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Y’all belong on the funny farm

Y’all belong on the funny farm

Funny ranch, darlin’. Funny ranch! Heh.

Trolls. It’s what’s for breakfast!
And then I eat their lunch.

Yes..Yes of course.

Old Macdonald had a ranch, E-I-E-I-O
And on his ranch he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a “moo-moo” here and a “moo-moo” there
Here a “moo” there a “moo”
Everywhere a “moo-moo”
Old Macdonald had a ranch, E-I-E-I-O

I’ll try to remember the ranch part for now on

Leather or not the cows actually flew, I enjoyed this thread. 

Cud we do it again sometime?

Congress is the only whorehouse in history to consistently lose money!

may have sent some cows flying into the air.

Anna, cows were seen flying, that is undisputed.  It was likely wind however other causes such as flatulence can’t be ruled out.