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Rob, it looks like you had found the hottest girl in the calendar until I got to my birth month, December.

Most of those girls are not overly attractive, which is key when you’re doing a babe calendar.

And for those of you buying me gifts for my birthday, I do not want one of these calendars.  Thanks!

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For some reason it reminds me of the old saying:

Never play golf with an undertaker! He’s always on top at the last hole!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Please…
Close the lid...I am outta here.

Oh my.. obviously not a lot of beautiful models lined up for this job! I am afraid in my view, some on this calendar only qualify as models from the neck down

Who gives a shit about from the neck up?

I think there’s a “Guys Who Don’t Leave the Lid Up” joke in there somewhere!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

And I think there is a joke in there also.

“Where did you meet your first wife?”

“On the lid of a coffin, juicing up.”

Did any of you checkout that website. I’m creeped out.

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I’m just glad that nobody said,

Dating is a grave thing in the age of STDs!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

I’m sure there’s a ”Satin covered pillow” joke in there somewhere, too!

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

The website is really creepy.

But don’t you think it adds a little of the modern day culture to this thing of a creepy ole death.
And what about the Muslims who may look at this as being a preview to one of their 72 virgins. OK, so maybe being a group of virgins is a stretch.

I have to wonder just who’s idea this was. What’s their slogan for their calendar? “The perfect gift for that special friend with just a touch of necrophilia”?

Gak.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

What’s their slogan for their calendar?

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Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Necrophillia…

Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex.
The saddest day of my was when she packed up and left town with my best friend.

Oh boy, do I miss him!

September scares me.  Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination

September,
Maybe her underwear was too tight!!

Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination

LOL, I say more of a Rosie O’Donnell - Ann Coulter combo…

Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex.

Two guys are talking and one says to the other,

“I think my wife may have died!”

“What makes you think that?”

“Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up!”

Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Rodney Dangerfield (I think):

I asked my wife how come she never tells me when she has an orgasm and she says, “You’re never there.”

Heh.

Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Yep, there is something different with Sept! I wonder if they are all Italian? And the whole idea of using pin up models on a coffin company calender is decidedly,,,,odd.

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I think the idea of using a woman, and most notably a picture of your wife or ex-wife on your coffin is completely appropriate.
After all, did your children, your dog, your co-workers, your neighbors ever contribute to your early demise as much as the dear misses?

THE SLOAGAN SHOULD BE, DO HER NOW, YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU!

What’s with the grease slathered all over them?  Ew.

And I’m pretty dang sure September is a DUDE.