Home Mobile Archives Reader Blogs Register Login

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Babes And…Coffins?

image

I guess sex really can sell anything.

Comments

Rob, it looks like you had found the hottest girl in the calendar until I got to my birth month, December.

Most of those girls are not overly attractive, which is key when you’re doing a babe calendar.

And for those of you buying me gifts for my birthday, I do not want one of these calendars.  Thanks!


Fileitunder.com

Hoodlumman on December 4, 2007 at 12:23 pm

For some reason it reminds me of the old saying:

Never play golf with an undertaker! He’s always on top at the last hole!



Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

Please…
Close the lid...I am outta here.

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm

Oh my.. obviously not a lot of beautiful models lined up for this job! I am afraid in my view, some on this calendar only qualify as models from the neck down
zipper


flag002.gif washC.gif

Anna on December 4, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

Who gives a shit about from the neck up?

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 01:06 pm

I think there’s a “Guys Who Don’t Leave the Lid Up” joke in there somewhere!



Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 01:11 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

And I think there is a joke in there also.

“Where did you meet your first wife?”

“On the lid of a coffin, juicing up.”

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 01:19 pm

Did any of you checkout that website. I’m creeped out.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on December 4, 2007 at 01:24 pm

I’m just glad that nobody said,

Dating is a grave thing in the age of STDs!



Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 01:33 pm

I’m sure there’s a ”Satin covered pillow” joke in there somewhere, too!



Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 01:37 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

The website is really creepy.

But don’t you think it adds a little of the modern day culture to this thing of a creepy ole death.
And what about the Muslims who may look at this as being a preview to one of their 72 virgins. OK, so maybe being a group of virgins is a stretch.

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 02:10 pm

I have to wonder just who’s idea this was. What’s their slogan for their calendar? “The perfect gift for that special friend with just a touch of necrophilia”?

Gak.


Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Pilgrim on December 4, 2007 at 02:19 pm

What’s their slogan for their calendar?

How about a tall, cold one?[/quote]


Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 02:25 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

Necrophillia…

Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex.
The saddest day of my was when she packed up and left town with my best friend.

Oh boy, do I miss him!

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 02:38 pm

September scares me.  Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination

electnixon on December 4, 2007 at 03:48 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

September,
Maybe her underwear was too tight!!

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 04:02 pm

Kind of a Bo Derek - Mic Jagger combination

LOL, I say more of a Rosie O’Donnell - Ann Coulter combo…


flag002.gif washC.gif

Anna on December 4, 2007 at 04:06 pm

Reminds me of my ex-wife when we had sex.

Two guys are talking and one says to the other,

“I think my wife may have died!”

“What makes you think that?”

“Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up!”



Those who think the party or the country, will be “taught a lesson” by handing the levers of power over to the liberals will learn a lesson, but it will be at the expense of our country and her liberties. And there are no guarantees that the party or the country will come out stronger, more conservative or better positioned to win elections against the incumbent liberals.

Proof on December 4, 2007 at 04:42 pm

Rodney Dangerfield (I think):

I asked my wife how come she never tells me when she has an orgasm and she says, “You’re never there.”

Heh.


Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Pilgrim on December 4, 2007 at 04:58 pm

Yep, there is something different with Sept! I wonder if they are all Italian? And the whole idea of using pin up models on a coffin company calender is decidedly,,,,odd.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on December 4, 2007 at 04:59 pm
Avatar for Eneils Bailey

I think the idea of using a woman, and most notably a picture of your wife or ex-wife on your coffin is completely appropriate.
After all, did your children, your dog, your co-workers, your neighbors ever contribute to your early demise as much as the dear misses?

Eneils Bailey on December 4, 2007 at 05:31 pm

THE SLOAGAN SHOULD BE, DO HER NOW, YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU!


redwolf's signature
redwolf on December 5, 2007 at 06:46 am
Avatar for Redhead Infidel

What’s with the grease slathered all over them?  Ew.

And I’m pretty dang sure September is a DUDE.

Redhead Infidel on December 7, 2007 at 08:58 am
Page 1 of 1        

Post a Comment


Before commenting, please recite:

Grant me the serenity to ignore the trolls,
the courage to debate with honest opponents,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

Name   
Email   
URL   
Human?
  
 

Upload Image    

Remember my personal information

Notify me of follow-up comments?

Note: Notifications will only be sent to confirmed email addresses.