Associated Press Blames Injury To St. Louis Blues Goalie On Sarah Palin

Friday, October 24, 2008

Associated Press Blames Injury To St. Louis Blues Goalie On Sarah Palin

By Rob on October 24, 2008 at 08:21 pm

Sure. Why not?

ST. LOUIS (AP) Sarah Palin dropped the ceremonial first puck at the St. Louis Blues-Los Angeles Kings game, and it might have been costly to the home team.

Blues goalie Manny Legace (LEH’-guh-see) left the game after one period with an injury that possibly occurred when he tripped over the carpet placed on the ice for Palin and her family to walk on.

If only that dastardly Sarah Palin hadn’t tricked the hockey folks into inviting her to drop the first puck, and if only she hadn’t insisted that they put a carpet out on the ice (even though they do it for all pre-game ceremonies), Manny Legace would still be healthy.

Clearly, this mad woman is not fit to run the country.

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atease
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And if they made the door step lower in the Stanley Cup Finals, Mark Andre Flurey would not have tripped and embarrassed himself being introduced in game 1 back in May.

If the dog didn’t stop to poop, he would have caught the rabbit. How many more if games do we need to play.

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atease on October 24, 2008 at 08:30 pm

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Is there no limit to the depths those Republicans with go to ruin… well… anything?

I’m pretty sure McCain tee-pee’d my house last month.

scharfy on October 24, 2008 at 08:42 pm

Man that is ridiculous. No it couldn’t possibly be that Manny Legace is a klutz.

Shane Vander Hart on October 24, 2008 at 08:46 pm

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Isn’t frenchy paid to ice skate on a professional level?
What a loser
OOPS sorry!
What a losier (lou-see-A’
How’s that, eh?

Without an honest exchange of ideas, how can a mind grow?

RebTex on October 24, 2008 at 08:46 pm

Off with her head, sil vous plait!

di butler on October 24, 2008 at 08:52 pm

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I hope T.J. Oshie survived this horrible incident. That’s all I care about.

Patrick C. Miller on October 24, 2008 at 09:20 pm

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Wait a minute...this is a hockey player, a goalie no less. A guy who gets body slammed, stick checked and blocks pucks for a living and he hurts himself from tripping???

Pussy. I’d trade his fag ass right away.

Mickey on October 25, 2008 at 04:56 am

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I hope T.J. Oshie survived this horrible incident. That’s all I care about.

And Matt Greene.

I watched the game and it looked like they survived somehow. Unfortunately the Black Bear stand in for St Louis was a sieve.

Good to see you PCM!

[W]hat you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.