Ashlee Simpson: Obama Being Elected Means You Can’t Make Fun Of Fat Girls Any More

I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity gossip, but my wife pointed this out to me and I felt I had to post it to indicate just how pervasive Obama worship has become.
Apparently some people in the entertainment gossip industry are making fun of Jessica Simpson for being fat because of pictures like these:

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Not exactly flattering, but I’d be willing to bet that most of tabloid types making the snide comments would still fall all over themselves for a date with Jessica. But what cracked me up was Ashlee Simpson (apparently Jessica’s sister) response to the criticism on her blog:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Not only do we have this airhead invoking a little hope ‘n change in defense of her sister’s waistline, we have a bit of Fox News derangement too.
Who said Hollywood isn’t entertaining any more? The movies and music seem to be getting worse, but the unintentionally funny moments of stupidity never fail to please.

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  • http://www.sayanythingblog.com/ electnixon

    I love the size 2 reference. As with Jennifer Love Hewitt, you can make reference to a size 2 like it’s fact, but that still doesn’t mean that Jessica / Jennifer anything less than a 12 or 14.

  • eneils Bailey

    Excuse my french…
    But, I think she could kill a hard-on.

    But, I don’t want to fatten out that beef come morning.

  • bustoff

    Who am I, of all people, to deny love to a fat woman?

  • http://northerngleaner.blogspot.com/ Gene

    I think she looks pretty good. I like full figured women.

  • Bat One

    I wasn’t going to say anything, but nothing says you’re putting on a few pounds like having to wear two belts! Heh.

    A few pounds????? A dozen Krispy Kremes is a few pounds. She looks like she’s been packing away the past several weeks’ worth of donuts plus a few spare boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Next to her, zaftig is a diminutive compliment.

  • eneils Bailey

    I wasn’t going to say anything, but nothing says you’re putting on a few pounds like having to wear two belts! Heh.

    Yeah…the two belts were a dead give-a-way.

    Hunching and punching the twenty to thirty extra pounds could make even Charles Atlas give up in disgust.

    Don’t carry any more extra weapons or pounds other than those required to accomplish the mission.

    Yew Haw…Touch down.. The poontang lander has touched down…

    Tuna Casserole for dinner…

  • Cass.Mastha

  • 11B40

    Greetings:

    I knew something bad was going to happen to Jessica Simpson (and Tony Romo, too) when PETA pulled that kitten-of-the-sea business. After several years of serious work to get it straight that Chicken-of-the-Sea was actually tunafish and not chicken, PETA goes and drops the kitten bomb on her. It’s a wonder that she has had to be institutionalized.

  • 2Hotel9

    Anner! Glad to see you back in the fray. Got to disagree, though. She is not fat, by a normal human measure. She is fat according to the heroin addict, deathcamp assholes who think they are in charge of what is “attractive”. I really didn’t think you were under their sway.

  • http://boyddrivefollies.blogspot.com/ Good Ol Boy

    She just looks like another corn-fed Pembina County girl to me- what’s wrong with that? You big tough guys afraid a girl might beat you up?
    Remember what Al Bundy said- there’s big ol’ good ‘uns and good ol’ big ‘uns.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Come on guys… she’s no where near fat and y’all should be ashamed for suggesting she is. She may be sporting several extra pounds, but sheesh!
    LOL, the outfit is horrific, ugly as sin and does nothing to flatter any good she has to flaunt. On the other hand, she’s definitely not VS material atm, but maybe a session of what not to wear would help her image some.
    As for the Obama hopey changy thingy association … yeah, that’s just too funny

  • Hungry Bear

    Obama Called Jessica Simpson Fat

    Apparently, President Barack Obama thought that Jessica Simpson’s weight was something he needed to make fun of during his pre-Super Bowl interview with Matt Lauer on NBC Sunday. Seriously. Obama called Jessica Simpson a fatty on national TV.

    Lauer displayed for the audience the cover of a recent issue of the tabloid entertainment magazine US Weekly that featured the President’s wife and daughters and also had an insert photo pushing a story about singer Simpson.

    As he viewed the cover, Obama decided to smack the singer down for “in a weight battle.”

    Lauer: But I wanna show you the cover. Look what they did. They — they took you off the cover.

    Obama: Yeah.

    Lauer: They took you out of it.

    Obama: It — it’s — it’s a little hurtful.

    Lauer: You got replaced by Jessica Simpson.

    Obama: Yeah, who’s in a weight battle apparently. (LAUGHTER) Yeah. Oh, well.

    I guess being the “coolest” guy in the universe means you get to make fun of fat girls on national TV and nobody calls you on it.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2009/02/02/nbc-obama-calls-singer-jessica-simpson-fat

  • Bat One

    Obama Being Elected Means You Can’t Make Fun Of Fat Girls Any More

    The Hell It Does! Ashlee is looking rather like a blond version of Rosie O’Donnell… with boobs.

  • http://norseberserker.blogspot.com/ Rugby Reader

    Ashlee Simpson is NOT hot. Ashley Judd is freakin’ hot!

  • Mickey

    More victimhood from the mindset of the left. The irony is that it most likely was her own like minded folks who made fun of her in the first place.

  • Paulie B

    In the words of the Smiths…
    “Some girls are bigger than others.”

    Some of you like that look on her… I do not. I’m glad that everyone has their own individual taste in body shape and size.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    I wasn’t going to say anything, but nothing says you’re putting on a few pounds like having to wear two belts! Heh.

    On as scale of one to ten, with one being a Victoria’s Secret model and ten being Rosie O’Donnell, I’d say she’s about a “Clinton Chubby Intern” five!

  • Hungry Bear

    Obama Called Jessica Simpson Fat

    Apparently, President Barack Obama thought that Jessica Simpson’s weight was something he needed to make fun of during his pre-Super Bowl interview with Matt Lauer on NBC Sunday. Seriously. Obama called Jessica Simpson a fatty on national TV.

    Lauer displayed for the audience the cover of a recent issue of the tabloid entertainment magazine US Weekly that featured the President’s wife and daughters and also had an insert photo pushing a story about singer Simpson.

    As he viewed the cover, Obama decided to smack the singer down for “in a weight battle.”

    Lauer: But I wanna show you the cover. Look what they did. They–they took you off the cover.

    Obama: Yeah.

    Lauer: They took you out of it.

    Obama: It–it’s–it’s a little hurtful.

    Lauer: You got replaced by Jessica Simpson.

    Obama: Yeah, who’s in a weight battle apparently. (LAUGHTER) Yeah. Oh, well.

    I guess being the “coolest” guy in the universe means you get to make fun of fat girls on national TV and nobody calls you on it.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner

  • eneils Bailey

    Fat girls can be fun some time, but not all the time.

  • 2Hotel9

    I’m still waiting for the pic of a fat chick. The one up top is definitely not it. And no, I don’t like either Simpson. They are vacuum skulls and part of the overall problem.

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    Jessica’s sister should be outraged at Obama. BUT it might destroy her own career aspirations IF she spoke out against the Hollywood Messiah. It is easier to blame Republicans.

  • HG

    Gene,

    I’m going to have to vehemently disagree with you on this one. Now, I don’t want a long drawn out debate about it but those jeans… what was she thinking? Remember her in the pizza commercials? Oh man, this is almost a sad and bad as Obama’s stimulus package. Neither will stimulate anything.

  • http://magyartruth.blogspot.com/ Chief RZ

    On Fox News. Only? Really? She is fat. That is my perspective and “my perspective is my reality” to quote liberals.

  • 2Hotel9

    Has anyone looked at the cow he is married to?

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    I don’t think Jessica looks all that bad. I just thought her sister’s reaction was hilarious.

    “How come you’re making fun of my sister! Don’t you know Obama just got elected!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    I still think it’s mostly just an unflattering outfit/picture, but here’s to a better time:

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