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Do the single guys get rubber gloves?

1% of Americans pay 40% of the income tax.
5% of Americans pay 60% of the income tax.
10% of Americans pay 70% of the income tax.

Any mention that there might be a U.N. sercurity contingent headed there?

At least when George Bush was reading My Pet Goat, he genuinely had no idea Manhattan was being terrorized. And it wasn’t by his own plane.

my favorite teacher in high school always said i should be an antarctic researcher!

For truth is named after the daughter of time, not of authority.

-Francis Bacon

Are they performing any triaxial load testing on soil cores? Condoms are used to seal the soil samples which are submerged in water for testing.

You have to double-sheathe because of the cold. Insulation, you know.

62 couples having sex once a day for a year when no sun shines outside and they are confined to a tiny base sounds like a pretty fair supply estimate. Not sure why this is news (aside from the fact that people see a big number and, even when they do the math, the big number continues to impress them for some reason).

Did you know that the human intestine is 23 feet long? Woah, amazing!

“Behind Communism, Fascism, behind all occupations and invasions lurks a more basic, pervasive evil… a parade of people marching by with raised fists and shouting identical syllables in unision.” - Milan Kundera

Conclusion?  “Antarctic researcher” has just moved up on the “career choices” list for a lot of high school males.

At least until they find out that the male to female ratio is 123 to 2, one looks like Bea Arthur and the other has a headache 3 weeks out of 4.  (I’ll let you guess as to her “availability” on the 4th week.)

Don’t ask don’t tell, that’s my philosophy.

1% of Americans pay 40% of the income tax.
5% of Americans pay 60% of the income tax.
10% of Americans pay 70% of the income tax.

But there’s so much to do there.

Even Jesus Christ has a monument there.

Even Jesus Christ has a monument there.

Apparently, the ACLU has not yet heard about this.

“Capitalism is optimism monetized.”

Not sure why this is news (aside from the fact that people see a big number and, even when they do the math, the big number continues to impress them for some reason).

Just thought it was a funny story that would break up my Obama-bashing a bit.

The purpose of government shouldn’t be to do good, but simply to refrain from doing evil.

Maybe they could make a movie about it and call it Breakback Tundra.

One of the most important talents for success in politics is the ability to make utter nonsense sound not only plausible but inspiring. Barack Obama has that talent. We will be lucky if we escape the catastrophes into which other countries have been led by leaders with that same charismatic talent.
-Thomas Sowell

Oh, good. I can see why, uh, er…..hmmm?

The future ain’t what it used to be…..

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I’ll finish it for you Pilgrim, hell, I’m not proud

Oh, good. I can see why, uh, er…..hmmm?

my favorite teacher in high school always said i should be an antarctic researcher!

with 16.5k rubbers in that climate, we’d certainly hope his hand wouldn’t stick to it.

At least when George Bush was reading My Pet Goat, he genuinely had no idea Manhattan was being terrorized. And it wasn’t by his own plane.

45 was used each every day? it’s really a huge number.
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