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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Another Peaceful Update On The Peaceful Activities Of The Religion Of Peace, Peace Be Upon You

Suicide Bomber Expresses His Wish For Peace By Killing 35 On A Bus

And wounding and maiming 52 more. An ambassador for peace dressed himself in a soldier’s uniform and got on a public transport bus in Kabul. He then showed that the Religion of Peace has only the best interests in mind of women and children and people who just want to go about their lives and not bother anybody by igniting a massive bomb. The only good thing about this is that all 35 of those he killed are kicking his ass in Paradise right now.

Taliban Decides To Become Mind Readers, Bans “Un-Islamic” Thought

The Taliban, that modern repository of hyper intellectualism, has decided that from this point forward they will be able to tell if someone is thinking things they maybe shoudn’t like, some music would be good right now, or, I really don’t like having a beard, or, cold beer, cold beer, and they will punish anyone who’s thoughts stray. They said that “violators will be punished according to sharia”. Just how they will determine who’s thoughts are straying hasn’t been worked out yet. With all those Nobel Prize winners in the Religion of Peace a solution will be found shortly.

Iranian Woman Sentenced To Death By Stoning For Having An Affair

A court in Iran has sentenced a mother of three to be tied, buried up to her waist, then pounded to death by stones thrown by a mob gathered by authorities. In order to keep things fair and show the world that they are not barbarians the man she allegedly had an affair with was sentenced to receive 100 lashes. That’ll show him, eh? And just so no one will think that Iranian authorities are singling this woman out, there are currently eight other women awaiting death by stoning in Iranian prisons.

Buhddist Teacher Killed By Jihadist In Thailand For Being A Buddhist Teacher

Another representative from the Religion of Peace ran up to a 59 year old Buddhist teacher as he waited for a bus to take him to school and shot him several times before running away. The villainous teacher joins about 2400 other people who have been killed by the Religion of Peace in Southern Thailand since 2004. The other people killed were the very dangerous local officials, other teachers as well as some soldiers and police.

Muslim Women In Britain Are Committing Suicide By Throwing Themselves In Front Of Trains

Fully one third of ALL British suicides occur on one stretch of railroad track that runs through Southhall in West London. There is a large Muslim community there. For some reason Muslim women don’t seem to handle being owned like property, treated worse than a slave, being beaten, sexually abused, and generally kicked around. They’ve discovered that throwing yourself in front of a speeding train is a sure way to escape from the paradise that Islam offers and are doing it in alarming numbers. Why trains? No recovery. It’s a sure thing, one way ticket. No beatings to follow if it doesn’t work.

Peace out, brothers and sisters.

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The Taliban, that modern repository of hyper intellectualism, has decided that from this point forward they will be able to tell if someone is thinking things they maybe shoudn’t like, some music would be good right now, or, I really don’t like having a beard, or, cold beer, cold beer, and they will punish anyone who’s thoughts stray.

Thanks to the leftie race hustlers, we have the same thing over here; it’s called hate crime legislation, which punishes you for what you were thinking.  How is that any different?


Hope and change, in a free world, are the private possessions of motivated individuals.

robert108 on September 30, 2007 at 07:12 am

Oh, but wait a minute Pil! You’re forgetting what the lib appeasers and so called “moderate” Muslims keep telling us;that chapter 2 verse 256 of the Qu’ran reads:

“There shall be no compulsion in religion.”

But even a glance at the rest of the Qu’ran, and Muslim history, reveals that we should not expect too much from its use.

While the Qu’ran merely describes the punishments that await the apostate in the next world [Qu’ran 3:86-91], the Hadith is emphatic about the justice that “must” be meted out in this one:

“Whoever changes his religion kill him.”

We might me tempted to accord great significance to the fact that this injunction does not appear in the Qu’ran itself, but in practical terms the hadith literature seems to be every bit as constitutive of the Muslim worldview.

Given the fact that the hadith is often used as the lens through which to interpret the Qu’ran, many Muslim jurists consider it to be an even greater authority on the practice of Islam.

Everybody ought to read it.

Joel on September 30, 2007 at 07:16 am

Thanks, Pil! A bit of light reading for the morning is always good.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on September 30, 2007 at 07:50 am

Thanks, Pil! A bit of light reading for the morning is always good.

Peace be unto you, brother.


Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Pilgrim on September 30, 2007 at 08:16 am

Taliban Decides To Become Mind Readers, Bans “Un-Islamic” Thought

The Taliban, that modern repository of hyper intellectualism, has decided that from this point forward they will be able to tell if someone is thinking things they maybe shoudn’t like, some music would be good right now, or, I really don’t like having a beard, or, cold beer, cold beer, and they will punish anyone who’s thoughts stray. They said that “violators will be punished according to sharia”. Just how they will determine who’s thoughts are straying hasn’t been worked out yet. With all those Nobel Prize winners in the Religion of Peace a solution will be found shortly.

OMG, soon they will be TAPPING PHONES and STARTING PRE-EMPTIVE WARS TOO! Wiseass, like you guys are into peace! Your dogmatic morality wows me with its better-than-everyone-else’s-ness! So superior… n such.

Also I would not take Buddhist/Muslim tensions out of context. They are both quite antagonistic towards each other in general in the whole area just east of India and have been for a while. You guys can use that though, it falls into the category that all your commentary falls under: JUST BLAME THE MUSLIMS. A bit simple, is it not?


Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Sparkie Arbuckle on September 30, 2007 at 09:39 am

Sparkie: Just keep up the improper generalizations and assuming the opposite; I know it’s the best you can do.

Your ignorance of Buddhism is simply astounding.  Muslims are warmongers; Buddhists are not.


Hope and change, in a free world, are the private possessions of motivated individuals.

robert108 on September 30, 2007 at 09:48 am

OMG, soon they will be TAPPING PHONES and STARTING PRE-EMPTIVE WARS TOO! Wiseass, like you guys are into peace! Your dogmatic morality wows me with its better-than-everyone-else’s-ness! So superior… n such.

Sparkie!!! Hey!!!! Where ya been? You don’t call, you don’t write....... I miss your spastic synaptic misfires like your defense of the Muslims.

Good job. Points for consistency.

Oh...you’re right. Did I say it was Muslims that caused all of this? I meant Methodists. You know how out of control thos darn Methodists are.


Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Pilgrim on September 30, 2007 at 10:04 am

Yes! Why didn’t I see before!!!!! The victims of crime are guilty of inciting the crime. It is all so clear now.

AllahuAkbar.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on September 30, 2007 at 06:14 pm
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