Another Peaceful Update On The Peaceful Activities Of The Religion Of Peace, Peace Be Upon You
Suicide Bomber Expresses His Wish For Peace By Killing 35 On A Bus
And wounding and maiming 52 more. An ambassador for peace dressed himself in a soldier’s uniform and got on a public transport bus in Kabul. He then showed that the Religion of Peace has only the best interests in mind of women and children and people who just want to go about their lives and not bother anybody by igniting a massive bomb. The only good thing about this is that all 35 of those he killed are kicking his ass in Paradise right now.
Taliban Decides To Become Mind Readers, Bans “Un-Islamic” Thought
The Taliban, that modern repository of hyper intellectualism, has decided that from this point forward they will be able to tell if someone is thinking things they maybe shoudn’t like, some music would be good right now, or, I really don’t like having a beard, or, cold beer, cold beer, and they will punish anyone who’s thoughts stray. They said that “violators will be punished according to sharia”. Just how they will determine who’s thoughts are straying hasn’t been worked out yet. With all those Nobel Prize winners in the Religion of Peace a solution will be found shortly.
Iranian Woman Sentenced To Death By Stoning For Having An Affair
A court in Iran has sentenced a mother of three to be tied, buried up to her waist, then pounded to death by stones thrown by a mob gathered by authorities. In order to keep things fair and show the world that they are not barbarians the man she allegedly had an affair with was sentenced to receive 100 lashes. That’ll show him, eh? And just so no one will think that Iranian authorities are singling this woman out, there are currently eight other women awaiting death by stoning in Iranian prisons.
Buhddist Teacher Killed By Jihadist In Thailand For Being A Buddhist Teacher
Another representative from the Religion of Peace ran up to a 59 year old Buddhist teacher as he waited for a bus to take him to school and shot him several times before running away. The villainous teacher joins about 2400 other people who have been killed by the Religion of Peace in Southern Thailand since 2004. The other people killed were the very dangerous local officials, other teachers as well as some soldiers and police.
Muslim Women In Britain Are Committing Suicide By Throwing Themselves In Front Of Trains
Fully one third of ALL British suicides occur on one stretch of railroad track that runs through Southhall in West London. There is a large Muslim community there. For some reason Muslim women don’t seem to handle being owned like property, treated worse than a slave, being beaten, sexually abused, and generally kicked around. They’ve discovered that throwing yourself in front of a speeding train is a sure way to escape from the paradise that Islam offers and are doing it in alarming numbers. Why trains? No recovery. It’s a sure thing, one way ticket. No beatings to follow if it doesn’t work.
Peace out, brothers and sisters.












