Say Anything Blog

Must get a little lonely out there in the desert, just you and thousands of other men walking round and round that big stone block, chanting, walking, praying, all squeezed together. Gives a fella time to think, you know. And then there are those lonely Mecca nights......

Well this certainly gives us a “deeper” understanding about the camels.

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Well this certainly gives us a “deeper” understanding about the camels.

The nervous camels.

The future ain’t what it used to be.....

Well, at least you know they’ve got their backs covered… safety in large numbers ya know!

When you cover ‘em (females) from head to foot with black cloth, a person needs something to stir the imagination.

La lal lal la la la la la laaa
Ah, ah ,ah baby, that’s it, oooo baby Allah Akbar…

...was it good for you?

I ahh, have to go. I ahh, have to get up early for a Jihad.
I’ll call you.

Not that there is anything wrong with,,,,,,,,,,

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

Reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago about Ahab’s camel…

Excuse me, you were saying?

Camel’s name was Clyde, was it not?

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

The Great White Hump?

Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

"… He had a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head,
And a scimitar by his side,
And every evening, about midnight, he’d jump on his camel named Clyde… and ride...”

That “Great White Hump” she was a cocktail waitress at this bar I used to know in Omaha.

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Actually, it was a dirty joke, but more than mildly amusing if told properly!

Excuse me, you were saying?

If that joke involves a camel with a habit of stopping every hour, and requiring a certain “incentive” to continue, it is more than a little amusing… and yes, very dirty too!

“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Mideastern men with erectile disfunction is not surprising. BUT the concept of porn is so hypocritical.

HEH, at first glance I thought the opening line said “Hah, Pilgrim’s caught with Huge Cache Of Viagra, Porn”.