Al Franken Is A Big Fat Whiner…..

Or at least his spokeswoman is.
It seems that some satire he had written some time ago when he still thought he was funny has surfaced and (gasp) it involves sex.

In the column, titled “Porn-O-Rama!” and clearly intended to be humorous, Franken describes visiting a fictional sex institute where he participates in sex acts with machines and humans.
Franken writes of sitting in a virtual sex machine and choosing his preferred setting, then describes and evaluates the act. Later, he investigates other parts of the fictional institute and participates in other sexual acts that he describes.

There are absurdities coming from both sides concerning this buffoon’s past attempt at humor: A letter is being circulated by the Minnesota Republican Party saying that GOP women are demanding that he apologize for the piece. Come on, people.
Two things: The man’s an idiot and it was satire from the start. Lame satire, but satire nonetheless. It’s what he got paid to do (God help us) at the time, so he did it. Point at it and laugh (not at the satire, but at the imbecile behind it) but don’t go all drama queen over it. Did you expect Plato from the guy?
And here’s the absurdity coming from the Al Franken side of the fence:

On Thursday, Franken spokeswoman Jess McIntosh said: “Al had a long career as a satirist. But he understands the difference between what you say as a satirist and what you do as a senator. And as a senator, Norm Coleman has disrespected the people of Minnesota by putting the Exxons and Halliburtons ahead of working families. And there’s nothing funny about that.”

Wait….Norm Coleman did what? Figure that one out if you can.
Anyway, the only thing funny about Al Franken, the foamy mouthed expletive spewing author of such notable works as “Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot” is the fact that he wants people to take him seriously enough now to make him a Senator.
Oh….and the fact that despite his tax-em-all attitude and that of his compadres on the left he didn’t pay his taxes and owes a whopping stack of cash to Uncle Sam.
Now THAT’S funny!

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  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Al Franken Is A Big Fat Whiner…..

    One small problem, Pilgrim: You misspelled wiener! Heh.

  • Hoss

    Do people sit around all day waiting for someone to say something that offends them? I know it's just politics, but it's half the reason that so many choose not to participate. And Franken's people should have just "it was satire" and left it at that. Trying to frame Coleman as a hypocrite to the people is just retarded when you yourself love the thought of raising taxes, but don't pay them yourself.

  • Pilgrim

    Proof….

    Calling him a big fat weiner is probably giving him WAY too much credit – on a number of levels.

    Heh.

  • http://Array Davinski

    Always liked Al. Further, he is a bright guy. Franken's second book, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations spent over eight months on The New York Times bestseller list and was number one for five weeks.

    Also, according to some polls(University of Minnesota) he is ahead of Coleman.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    The Strib seems to be as good at polls as they are at running a profit.

  • Hannitized

    Oh….and the fact that despite his tax-em-all attitude and that of his compadres on the left he didn't pay his taxes and owes a whopping stack of cash to Uncle Sam.

    Now THAT'S funny!

    So the guy had a bad accountant. They found the discrepancy and Franken is going to pay. Big deal.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    So the guy had a bad accountant.

    Good call, the Leona Helmsley defense.

  • Hoss

    So the guy had a bad accountant. They found the discrepancy and Franken is going to pay. Big deal.

    Hypocrite.

  • robert108

    Yeah, but the "bad accountant" excuse didn't work for Enron, did it? Like Hoss said: hypocrite!

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